Don Jr's Ex says he's a hopeless bedwetter

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Thursday, 27 May 2021

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Don Jr. Chronic bedwetter

Don Jr's ex Vanessa Trump, says he wet the bed every night, often multiple times. "It was awful!" she said of the experience.

Asked how long it's been going on, Vanessa said she can't remember a "dry night" with Donald Trump Jr.

"He likes to cuddle too, so when we goes it was usually all over me!" a distraught Vanessa said, "and the more he drinks, the more he pees! I noticed on our wedding night he started peeing as soon as he got in bed. By morning we were swimming in urine!"

Vanessa said she eventually asked Junior to wear a diaper to bed and he got angry and flatly refused. Then he went on the attack!

"He got very defensive and tried to say that I was the one wetting the bed! I mean, what can you say to that?!! It's difficult to deal with someone who lives in his own reality."

Vanessa said the bed wetting is just one reason of many she's happy she's out of that marriage. I'm just glad he's peeing all over someone else these days!"

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