The Sexy Professional Boxing MILF From Brooklyn Is Still Undefeated

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 May 2021

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Milly says that her goal is to one day fight the great Ronda Rousey.

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – The sports media is reporting that 34-year-old Milly Mindafelli, known as “The Boxing MILF” has just won her latest boxing match with a first round knockout over her opponent Delfina Dellaquill of Duck Dung, Alabama.

Mindafelli’s record now stands at an unblemished 31-0, and she has just signed to fight the National Women’s Federation reigning champion Barbie Barbentindo, whose record is 47-0 with 41 knockouts.

Mindafelli spoke with Dottie Bazooka of Sports Balls Illustrated and told her that he has been training 16 hours a day for 17 days in a row.

She noted that she has actually sparred with three different male fighters so that she can get a better feel for how the extremely masculine-looking Barbentindo will react to getting her butch ass kicked from Cleveland to Cincinnati.

Milly Mindafelli is one of the hottest, sexiest, females in any sport. She was recently voted by the Cleveland Indians baseball team as “The MILF We Would Most Like To See in a Pair of The Tightest, Shortest Daisy Duke Short Shorts.”

Milly’s ex-husband, Bruno Mindafelli, was recently quoted as saying that Milly has the body of a 19-year-old, with no cellulite, no stretch marks, no spider veins, no blemishes, and no tattoos.

Bruno then stated that Milly also has the prettiest hooha that he has ever seen, and he pointed out tongue-in-cheek, that in his 38 years, he figures he has probably seen about 310 or so.

SIDENOTE: Mindy is not only a bad ass fighter she is also extremely intelligent with degrees from Harvard, Yale, and Slippery Rock.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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