Funny story: Other Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out of Its Misery

Other Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out of Its Misery

“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. “Their day had come and gone. They h…

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Funny story: Lock Up Crooked Donald Trump

Lock Up Crooked Donald Trump

Why the big need for an investigation about the January 6th insurrection of the United States Capitol? We already know the who and why. The who was Donald Trump, and the why was because the sore-sport lost the election. He’ll probably start anoth…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Really Weird Trivia Facts

A List of 10 Really Weird Trivia Facts

Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree has compiled a list of 10 really strange trivia facts. He wants to thank Lady Gaga, Tim Duncan, Maria Sharapova, and Black Kitty Meow Meow for each contributing one of the items. A OF 10 REALLY WEIRD TRIVIA FACTS…

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Funny story: Mass eruption interrupts masturbators convention

Mass eruption interrupts masturbators convention

A mysterious eruption originating from beneath the Budget Inn just outside of Indianapolis interrupted the keynote "squeaker" at the 34th Annual World Wide Masturbators Convention today. The eruption happened on the first full day of the conventi…

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Funny story: In Defense Of Gold Diggers, Part II

In Defense Of Gold Diggers, Part II

Men claimed they were the superior sex since Adam blamed Eve for tempting him with the apple. God, the landlord of the universe, also a guy (and guys stick together like ink on newsprint) bought it. So women were designated as the weaker sex. Som…

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Funny story: Traffic chaos caused by bicycle on K Street and 19th in central DC

Traffic chaos caused by bicycle on K Street and 19th in central DC

14 local cyclists were involved in an ugly pile up in Washington DC this morning, when a visiting cyclist stopped at a red light at the junction of K Street and 19th St, NW. “It shouldn’t be allowed” protested Melvin Freeman, a Foggy Bottom resi…

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Funny story: Mr. Joe: The Hoarse Whisperer

Mr. Joe: The Hoarse Whisperer

BILLINGSGATE POST: There is every reason to believe that President Biden would be lost if not for his Teleprompter. But there are those who believe that when he is squinting his eyes, as if he were looking into the sun, the words coming out of his mo…

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Funny story: Criminals can't wait for the post-COVID era and mask exclusivity

Criminals can't wait for the post-COVID era and mask exclusivity

The rumbling and grumbling is apparent on urban streets across the country, and probably the world. Those living outside the law are feeling shortchanged and pushed aside as a result of the COVID-19 crisis that has dominated the news over the past 16…

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Funny story: Your old boss is still a bit of a **@@*

Your old boss is still a bit of a **@@*

Although you haven't thought about him for fifteen years, news has reached you that your old boss is still a bit of a **@@*. For the comedy value, you still follow him on Twitter and on Facebook (he is as unpopular on both of them as he is in real…

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Funny story: Your mate Dave now has a beard

Your mate Dave now has a beard

Your old mate Dave, now has a beard. You haven't seen him since before the first lockdown, and at first, you didn't know it was him until he shouted at you across the street, and you recognised his voice. It really suits him. Dave takes up the…

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Funny story: Man watching reruns of Bargain Hunt

Man watching reruns of Bargain Hunt

Brian Asshat, Chutney on The Fritz's most famous bachelor, has told the three people on his Twitter feed that he has recorded fifteen episodes of Bargain Hunt and plans to spend the day watching them. 'I have gone for some old classics with Tim Wo…

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Funny story: UFO emerges from umps butt! Witness says "You had to see it to believe it"

UFO emerges from umps butt! Witness says "You had to see it to believe it"

In a wild action-packed contest this afternoon in St. Louis, most fans would have told you the game had a little bit of everything - almost everything that is! Until the top of the 8th inning that is! Three pitches had been thrown, the count was…

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Opens Its First Fast Food Restaurant in North Korea

Dairy Queen Opens Its First Fast Food Restaurant in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea – (Satire News) – Dairy Queen, the hamburger and ice cream parlor franchise giant has been around for 80 years. TheVox Populi news agency reports that the company has just agreed to open up a new Dairy Queen in Pyongyang, No…

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Funny story: NASCAR Openly Welcomes Its First Transgender Race Car Driver

NASCAR Openly Welcomes Its First Transgender Race Car Driver

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – NASCAR was founded in 1948, and now after 73 years, the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is proudly boasting that they are finally getting with the racing program. Sports Territory Magazine…

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