"Just Reinstate Donald Trump As President"
One of Donald Trump’s lawyers made another mindless statement while promoting the election conspiracy. “Donald Trump can simply be reinstated into the White House.” The crowd was said to have cheered in response to her baseless claim. They can do…Read full story
Diversity Rules... - Are the woke awake?!
In these politically correct, LGBTQ-loaded, pan-hormonal, wokeness-gorged, give-a-dog-a-bone days of balanced diversity, companies in the UK have modified their set-up of management and Supervisory Boards to cater for such trends and crude paternalis…Read full story
The NBA’s Greatest Player of All-Time, Michael Jordan, Announces He Will Be Making a Comeback With The Chicago Bulls
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The city of Chicago is rocking and rolling like never before at the announcement that the greatest NBA player to ever dribble a basketball is returning to the court. Yes, Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has j…Read full story
Current political divides caused by chem trail snafu
Government officials have always assured us they have our best interests in mind. The chem trails we see in our skies, once thought to be a means for reprerssion, were actually meant to enhance our minds. But now we’re told by an NSA spokesman that s…Read full story
Kansas Will No Longer Allow Breastfeeding in Church
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – After getting thousands of complaints from church members; especially members of the choir, the Fly-Over state of Kansas has enacted an amendment that will strictly prohibit breastfeeding in the church. The Vox Pop…Read full story
North Shore tough bird, Vinnie the Turkey is bad news for bad guys & bad drivers
Although he’s a bird, he’s achieved a status in his region that most world leaders can only dream of. Vinny the T (for Turkey) is a constant presence in the North Shore region. While his presence is reassuring to law abiding citizens and conscientiou…Read full story
Erskin without the 'E' inspires Erskine with the 'E' to even more madness, so 'Quint-Essential' in our insane world!
Girls and Boys, once upon a time here on The Spoof, an institute of utter madness and insanity, there was a Spoofer called, Erskin Quint without the E. A genius with a feathered quill who made The Bard look like Enid Blyton! This genius gradually…Read full story
On Memorial Day: An Old Friend
BILLINGSGATE POST: If you have ever visited Arlington National Cemetery, or any of the other hollowed places where our veterans are buried, looking at the countless white monuments that mark the final resting place of these men and women, there is a…Read full story
“Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” Voted The #1 Porn Movie of All-Time
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The American Porn Movie Guild has just voted the old Linda Lovelace film, “Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” the #1 porn film of all time. The movie was the very first film to receive an XX rating. Some of the scenes were…Read full story
Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Mexico is still extremely concerned about the number of COVID-19 cases in the United States; even though they have gone down drastically. With border states California, Arizona, and New Mexico still…Read full story
Caitlyn Jenner Reveals That Donald Johnny Trump Once Groped Her
HOLLYWOOD – Caitlyn Jenner, the former Bruce Jenner, Olympic champion and Wheaties box adorner has made a startling revelation. The transgender Tinsel Town diva told Pia Confetti, with Celebrity Globe Magazine, that just after Trump won the Electo…Read full story
The Reason Why DEA K-9 Agent Rover Boy Was Entered Into a Dog Drug Rehab Clinic
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The Drug Enforcement Agency, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into a drug rehab clinic. Rover Boy, who is 8, or 56 in do…Read full story