7:00. Jungle Factories Documentary. The chimps go on strike for more bananas.
7:30. Cooking With Flo The angry wheelchair-bound restaurateur yells at her chefs to make the perfect souffle.
8:00. Contrived Incidents Sitcom. Somehow Geoff innocently finds himself getting a tattoo of Hitler's face on his forehead.
8:30. Contrived Incidents Sitcom. Somehow Geoff innocently finds himself accused of murdering the local vicar.
9:00. The Best of 1973 Mathematicians describe the fascinating properties of the prime number 1973.
9:30. Film: The Gofdather (1992) Horror. Dutch film about a mysterious sprite in rural Overjissel called the Gofdather who brings gifts to poor people and then eats them.
11:20. Rate My Gape This week, supermarket supervisor Karen judges 6 men as they splay their rectums so she can decide who to date. Presented by Christopher Biggins.
12:00am. Porn Dwarfs The porn dwarfs are live waiting for your calls.
