Donald Trump’s Super-Duper Second Great Big Lie
There are many Trump lies, but one of the first and biggest was former President Barack Obama was born in Kenya. That lie had a lifespan of many years. However, the Obama-Kenya lie is presently in the footnotes of history. Trump, the perpetrator…Read full story
"Tough guy" aliens send rep to warn humanity of impending "ass-kicking we'll never forget"
A bizarre looking 8-foot tall, 400 lbs creature appeared at City Hall in Chicago yesterday, to meet with "the leaders of the United States". After a brief panic, things settled down and, to the relief of all on the scene, the creature behaved quite c…Read full story
UK secures trade deal with Nambia
Britain's post-Brexit future is looking bright, after trade minister Liz Truss announced a trade deal with the completely non-fictional African nation of Nambia. The deal means that bush meat supplies to the UK will be secure, allowing kebab shops…Read full story
Exclusive: Pope Francis Talks to the Beatles Channel
The beloved, down-to-earth, everyman leader of Catholicism Pope Francis, sat down this past week with Dennis Elsas and Bill Flanagan on their weekly show. The Fab Forum is a fan favorite, broadcast on the Beatles Channel. Yours truly was also ther…Read full story
Angry Baltimore man demands chance to run the Preakness: cries discrimination!
Harry Coleman, 42 of Baltimore, MD just started following horse racing last month. It all started, he tells us, when he was researching obscure drugs on the internet. “I came across a story about some of the substances those horses get. One thing le…Read full story
President Joe Biden To Meet With President Vladimir Putin and President Kim Jong-un In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Biden White House is that President Joe Biden will be traveling to the beautiful resort city of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in September to meet with the leaders of Russia and North Korea, Vladimi…Read full story