LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Baseball oddsmakers have spoken and they say that the odds-on-favorites to meet in October’s World Series Classic are the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Kansas City Royals.
Noted Sin City oddsmaker Ted Tangerine, 71, stated that he has personally even gone as far as to predict that the world champion Dodgers will repeat as MLB champs and along with the NBA world champion L.A. Lakers be the "Co-Prides" of Tinsel Town.
Tangerine added somewhat tongue-in-cheek, that he and two of his great granddaughters, Tina, 24, and Gina 21, have bet $200,000 on the boys from the Left Coast to keep the championship trophy.
Meanwhile A.J. Hinch, who is the manager of the cellar-dwelling Detroit Tigers predicts that his team, which has the worst record of all 30 Major League baseball teams, is going to shock the hell out of the baseball sports world and the MoTown Tigers will be the 2021 World Series champions.
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