Well, it looks like porn is not just for young people anymore. Longtime North Andover resident and world famous entrepreneur Pepi McFain today announced his plans to launch a porn channel for the elderly.
“We’re targeting ages 65 and up which, once some of these anti-aging dingies take hold, our viewership is bound to swell like some of the male members out there (pun very much intended).”
When asked about programing, Pepi was, at first reluctant to get into specifics but then reconsidered, saying he ought to provide “something our people can massage their gums with for a bit”. Pepi then quickly professed his love for old folks and added “heck, I’m one myself…almost!”
Pepi went on to describe his programming strategy which reflects a holistic approach serving a variety of old-timer needs.
"We want an eclectic mix" of programming that includes erotic shows like Granny Wrestling, Naked Old Yoga (NOY), Sex and Elimination Strategies and Naked Bingo. Some movies in the works include Granny and the Tranny, Mabel Yells Bingo and 9 ½ Hours. And if that's not enough for you, Pepi has very high hopes for two new offerings from the hot new OPRS genre (old person reality shows) titled Social Insecurity and Naked and Disoriented.
The excitement is clearly building out there thanks to Pepi and his ingenuity! Stay tuned...
