DALLAS – Taking the gender reveal party to the next level, a Dallas couple has used an atomic bomb to announce their child’s sex to the world.
Ted and Heidi Sinkler, first-time parents, released hundreds of curies worth of radiation in their backyard, along with a big blue mushroom cloud to let the world know that they were expecting a baby boy.
“We heard about people using explosives and fireworks for gender reveal parties, but this is Texas, and we know how to think bigger,” stated the soon-to-be father.
Not to be outdone, a San Antonio couple is planning a plague-themed gender reveal, in which the baby's sex will be shown in the color of the resulting buboes.
