Funny story: "We Believe!" DNC Press Release Highlights New Progressive Faith

"We Believe!" DNC Press Release Highlights New Progressive Faith

For Immediate Release: Our opponents often boast of their faith and their belief in God. But progressives too have faith, a better and more inclusive faith that embraces science and modernity. For those progressives who have too often been accuse…

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Funny story: Satan to Open a New Circle in Hell for Evangelicals

Satan to Open a New Circle in Hell for Evangelicals

SHEOL—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the new Press Secretary for Satan, announced today that the Dark Lord is opening a new circle in Hell, specifically for the overflow of Evangelicals who have been flooding His underworld domain ever since the 2016 electi…

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Funny story: Five Ways To Tell You've Already Had Covid-19

Five Ways To Tell You've Already Had Covid-19

The Coronavirus, Covid-19, continues to spread, and the worldwide number of infected cases continues to rise. Doctors say that, even after almost nine months of having to deal with the virus, their knowledge is extremely limited. Incubation per…

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Funny story: Mean Old Man Loses His Voice By Yelling At 'Covid-19 Detourers' To Get Off His Grass

Mean Old Man Loses His Voice By Yelling At 'Covid-19 Detourers' To Get Off His Grass

We've all encountered them-- the nasty, ornery old guys that can't stand it when you get anywhere near their front lawn. And now one man in the suburbs has lost his voice by yelling at so many 'Covid-19 Detourers', that he's been forced to use a meg…

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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Named US Surgeon General

Gwyneth Paltrow Named US Surgeon General

WASHINGTON – Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has long been a proponent of alternative healing, as seen in her online shopping website, goo.com. Now, she will be able to take her message to a much larger audience, as she prepares to be sworn-in as the US Surg…

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Funny story: Ian Brown Snubs Everybody Including Wales...

Ian Brown Snubs Everybody Including Wales...

In a 'leek' report handed to Spoof News, ex-Stone Roses frontman and current twitter activist has disowned his entire fanbase, including Wales. A hardcore group of fans from Cardiff have challenged him on his blatant disregard for his Welsh follo…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Shocks GMB Viewers By Admitting He Doesn't Like Piers Morgan Any More...

Piers Morgan Shocks GMB Viewers By Admitting He Doesn't Like Piers Morgan Any More...

In a bizarre morning episode of this totally dire excuse for morning TV, Piers Morgan went straight for the jugular of Piers Morgan, without even saying "Good Morning" to viewers! He stormed, "I'm sick of him and his childish antics. I'm sick of h…

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Funny story: Russian Sleeper Agents Aiding Trump Reelection Campaign: Schiff to Investigate

Russian Sleeper Agents Aiding Trump Reelection Campaign: Schiff to Investigate

Adam Schiff announced today that he is launching an investigation to determine the extent to which Russia sleeper agents are interfering with the 2020 elections. Schiff has learned from ex-FBI director James Comey that the mayors of Portland, Chicag…

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Funny story: "Puppy Girls" licking up $ ten grand a month!

"Puppy Girls" licking up $ ten grand a month!

(NOT EDITED) Latest craze to hit social media is earning young girls buckets of money! In fact, they are 'barking' at the possibility of posting their kinky videos on Tik Tok and being 'influencer's', which in turn brings in mega-bucks! The latest…

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Funny story: "This Is Donald Trump Calling..."

"This Is Donald Trump Calling..."

Donald Trump is short on cash, and he's making telephone calls soliciting money for his re-election campaign. It seems he raised $1.1 billion for his campaign, but now he’s down to a mere $8 million. There are two more months to go before the electio…

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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her

Hank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her

STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee – (Satire News) – The country music singer who, some years back, fell off a mountain and survived is back in the news. Hank Williams Jr. spoke with Entertainment Tonight and said that he recalls the day when he fell off Mt…

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Funny story: The NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums

The NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner has informed the news media that, unlike Major League Baseball, he will not allow the placing of cardboard cut-out fans in NFL stadiums. Commissioner Roger Goodell stated to the press that Cor…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Receive Season Tickets From Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Receive Season Tickets From Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – ESPN-5 is reporting that the former Royal couple Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are both walking on Cloud 9. Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay, who recently met Harry and Meghan at an In-N-Out restaurant, really enj…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt Spotted Together in a PDA by the Hollywood Sign

Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt Spotted Together in a PDA by the Hollywood Sign

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - A reporter with Hollywood Innuendo wrote that he spotted singer Demi Lovato and actor Brad Pitt engaged in some PDA (public display of affection) by the world-famous Hollywood sign. For decades, the area has become a…

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Funny story: Kamala So Nasty Parents Tied A Pork Chop Around Her Neck So Dog Would Play With Her

Kamala So Nasty Parents Tied A Pork Chop Around Her Neck So Dog Would Play With Her

BILLINGSGATE POST: At a rally in North Carolina this evening, President Trump told his followers that Kamala “Breath” Harris would be an “insult” as first female president. Earlier in the day, in an interview on CNN, Harris said that she was so p…

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Funny story: Noddy Holder Spelling System Will Help People To Read

Noddy Holder Spelling System Will Help People To Read

There was good news for those who experience difficulty in learning to read this week, when it was announced that an entirely new system of spelling the English language is to be introduced, developed by the ex-Slade frontman, Noddy Holder. Holder…

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