NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CBS News is reporting that former Fox News host and NBC TV host Megyn Kelly will be replacing White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany.
A White House insider told CBS News that the president feels that McEnany is not doing as good a job of lying as he would like.
He noted that she is starting to stutter when she lies, and it is obvious to anyone that lately, she has started breaking out in hives whenever she has to lie to defend the president.
CNN’s Jim Acosta commented that the White House press corps keeps score and Kay-Kay, as Anderson Cooper calls her, lies an average of 9.3 times per press conference.
Trump has personally talked to Megyn, and he feels that since she is much older than Kayleigh, she will do a much better job of lying her ass off.
Kayleigh McEnany is 32, Megyn Kelly is 49, Marilyn Monroe would have been 96.