SAN FRANCISCO, California – (Satire News) - A representative for the Chinese fortune cookie industry says that the tremendous loss in sales is due to President Donald J. Trump.
PBS said that, due to the fact that Trump is always referring to the Coronavirus as the Chinese Flu, the Hong Kong Hooey, and the Kung Fu Flu, lots of people have stopped eating fortune cookies.
PBS further noted that every Chinese Restaurant in San Francisco has stopped giving their patrons the fortune cookies at the end of their meal.
Most of the Chinese restaurants have now switched to giving the customers Saltine Crackers instead.
Trump was asked what he thought about his negative effect on the Chinese fortune cookie industry.
He explained that he has never liked those weird-shaped things, adding that they are totally tasteless, they're hard as hell, and the written fortunes inside are simply ‘fake fortunes.’