BILLINGSGATE POST: Prior to leaving for Cleveland this morning to debate Sleepy Joe, President Trump told reporters that he will request that Biden be searched for a penis pump.
“Something is going on down there with Joe,” pointing down to his crotch. “The sum b*tch is always smiling.”
“I don’t trust him. He’s got something up his sleeve, or in his case, down his pants.”
“Also want him checked for memory enhancing drugs and electronic ear devices. If the guy makes it through 90 minutes without falling asleep, I will be amazed.”
Slim: “Don’t blame him for being wary of penis pump. Hard to concentration when you hear that pump humming.”
Dirty: “If they consolidated all of the penis pumps in Washington, they could drain the swamp.”
