PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) – The nation’s third largest fast food chain is always seeking ways to try and catch up to the number two franchise, Burger King.
In an effort to climb that much sought-after fast food ladder, Wendy’s has hired three former top-ranking officials away from Burger King, McDonalds, and Whataburger.
The three individuals provided Wendy’s with lots and lots of secrets that Wendy’s will steal, or as they say, improve on.
One improvement is that the Wendy’s drive-thrus will all soon have female employees out in the parking lot, taking orders dressed as Playboy bunnies.
This concept was recently tested out in Walla Walla, Washington, where the sales, just in one week alone, increased by 800%.
The company has also decided to change the names of every fast food outlet in Chicago from Wendy's to Windy's.
High-ranking officials say that the name is much more appropriate, since, as all Chicagoans know, the wind coming off of Lake Michigan can at times get up to 88 mph.
Wendy's has also decided to go with the concept of having their female cashiers dress up as pole dancers.
