There have been 292 spoof news stories published in October 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: President Trump Coronavirus Misdiagnosed

President Trump Coronavirus Misdiagnosed

In the aftermath of the news that the most powerful man in the world, President Donald Trump, has tested positive for the deadly Coronavirus, COVID-19, words are coming from the man, himself, that it is yet another case of fake news, and that he's ne…

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Funny story: Trump Was Intentionally Infected with the Virus

Trump Was Intentionally Infected with the Virus

President Donald Trump’s enemies are certainly gloating with news of his recent diagnosis. In their view, he is getting what he deserves for his personal carelessness and mismanagement of the pandemic. There is, however, good reason to believe that…

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Funny story: Trump Demands Biden Infect Himself!

Trump Demands Biden Infect Himself!

President Trump is furious over his having tested positive for Covid-19. During a phone interview, he said, “Biden, yes that one is a no-brainer. But I want his puppeteer, Jill Biden, infected too. By the way, I’m doing great, never better. Kungflu h…

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Funny story: America weeps

America weeps

Okay, so the whole world has been laughing at the States for 4 years. We all know that. It's looked on with disbelief, and often fear, while a narcissistic con artist has continuously insulted and fibbed to journalists, organizations and the planet a…

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Funny story: GOP: Barrett Will be Really Fair and Impartial As She Eliminates Health Care, Women's Choice and Biden Victory

GOP: Barrett Will be Really Fair and Impartial As She Eliminates Health Care, Women's Choice and Biden Victory

Washington - At the Senate Confirmation hearings for Amy Coney Barrett, Senate Republicans on the Judicial Committee praised the prospective Supreme Court judge after she indicated that she would be a totally fair judge who would apply the law withou…

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Funny story: Perl 6 nerds committed Rakudocide

Perl 6 nerds committed Rakudocide

M’assachewsucks Instantstink of Technerdery - The Tech Rebuke According to our source, Eek Campus nerd Rodney Slidrule, an entire class of Course 6 students at MIT have abandoned civilnerd society and moved onto Amish farms in PA. “It was th…

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Funny story: Utah Health Department Searching for Insect Exposed to Visitor Who Attended COVID Spreading Maskless Events in Washington D.C.

Utah Health Department Searching for Insect Exposed to Visitor Who Attended COVID Spreading Maskless Events in Washington D.C.

Salt Lake City - After a visitor from a COVID-19 hot spot in another state was seen in the area participating in an indoor political event, local health authorities became alarmed when a fly apparently ignored the plexiglass, social distancing rules…

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Funny story: President Trump Is Cured!

President Trump Is Cured!

In a somewhat astonishing and confusing announcement made just minutes ago, it has been revealed that President Donald Trump, diagnosed with the Coronavirus, COVID-19, just days ago, is already feeling much better, and is set to be given the 'all-cle…

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Funny story: Confused Joe Biden Endorses Trump

Confused Joe Biden Endorses Trump

Democrat presidential nominee, Joe Biden, has bizarrely endorsed his Republican rival, Donald Trump, for president. Campaigning in Toledo, Ohio, on Tuesday, Biden provided the President with more fodder as to his mental capacity to become preside…

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Funny story: Trump is Ready to Resume Essential Duties: Golf, Twitter, Watching Fox News, Super Spreader Cult Rallies

Trump is Ready to Resume Essential Duties: Golf, Twitter, Watching Fox News, Super Spreader Cult Rallies

Washington - President Trump is ready to return to the White House after battling the effects of a COVID-19 infection he acquired while unnecessarily celebrating the nomination of Amy Coney Barrett to the United States Supreme Court in the White Hous…

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Says If Trump Were To Grab Her Pussy, It Would Tear His Hand Off

Dolly Parton Says If Trump Were To Grab Her Pussy, It Would Tear His Hand Off

Dolly Parton, the mega-successful Country and Western chanteuse, has broken her own self-imposed rule about keeping quiet on the subject of politics by firing a 'warning shot across the bows' of the US president, Donald J. Trump. Commenting on the…

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Funny story: Donald Trump diagnosed with Schadenfreude’s Disease (and Coronavirus)

Donald Trump diagnosed with Schadenfreude’s Disease (and Coronavirus)

A White House spokesman disclosed that President Trump is suffering from Schadenfreude’s Disease. And the Coronavirus. The 74-year-old US president has tweeted to his followers that he feels fine, and is sure he will get through it. Schadenfreu…

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Funny story: Trump Supporters No Longer Fear Coronavirus

Trump Supporters No Longer Fear Coronavirus

Supporters of the US president, Donald Trump, have come out in force across the country, and said that, after he spoke so boldly about his having defeated the Coronavirus, and telling everyone not to fear COVID-19, they, too, can now face up to the p…

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Funny story: Trillions of Newly Created Fed Covid Relief Dollars Miraculously End Up in the Pockets of Wealthy Stockholders

Trillions of Newly Created Fed Covid Relief Dollars Miraculously End Up in the Pockets of Wealthy Stockholders

Washington - Defying all economic laws and past history, most of the trillions of dollars in new money created by the Federal Reserve has ended up having boosted the net worth of the top 2% of U.S. households. Administration Economists were stunned…

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Can’t Stand The Fact That She is No Longer Relevant

Megyn Kelly Can’t Stand The Fact That She is No Longer Relevant

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Former Fox News and NBC News flunkie Megyn Kelly spoke with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine. The 49-year-old bleached blonde expressed to Soursuckle that she really misses being under the television spotlight.

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Funny story: Dolly Parton In Late Bid To Become US President

Dolly Parton In Late Bid To Become US President

In news that is almost impossible for anyone to take seriously, the Country & Western music star Dolly Parton, who had a string of hits, has announced her intention to run for the presidency of the United States. Parton, who has no political e…

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Funny story: Waitrose Shoppers go on Panic Buying Rampage

Waitrose Shoppers go on Panic Buying Rampage

As a second lockdown becomes increasingly likely, due to the dreaded virus, even Waitrose shoppers have begun to panic buy. Stores around the country are reporting shortages of black olives, ciabatta and sun-dried tomatoes. One branch in Berksh…

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Funny story: Shark Chased Surfer Across Beach

Shark Chased Surfer Across Beach

Authorities in Perth, in western Australia, have released details of a terrifying incident in which a Great White Shark encircled a group of surfers in order to attack them, followed them out of the water, and pursued them over a sandy beach. The…

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Funny story: Sales Of Weapons And Ammunition Go Through The Roof After President Trump Rumored To Be 'Out Of Danger'

Sales Of Weapons And Ammunition Go Through The Roof After President Trump Rumored To Be 'Out Of Danger'

Gun shops across the country have reported a huge surge in the purchase of weapons and ammunition after it was announced on national TV earlier, that President Donald Trump, cruelly struck down with the Coronavirus earlier in the week, is 'out of dan…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He's Feeling a Bit Better After His Doctor Put Him on a Strict Anti-Coronavirus McDonald’s Food Regimen

President Trump Says He's Feeling a Bit Better After His Doctor Put Him on a Strict Anti-Coronavirus McDonald’s Food Regimen

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – President Trump was flown to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in a U.S. Army Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that they had to use a military helicopte…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

The Premer League season may only have kicked off three weeks ago, but after a disastrous weekend for Manchester United, when they were humbled 6-1 by Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford, fans are keen to offload 'liability' central defender and captai…

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Funny story: German countryside house owner employs wild boars to do his gardening!

German countryside house owner employs wild boars to do his gardening!

(NOT EDITED) After watching a nature programme on TV, a German house owner, who just happens not to have one 'green finger' protruding from his hands, decided to employ a family of wild boars to dig up his garden. His wife, also declined to get on…

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Funny story: Is Trump Liable If Supremacists Injure Biden Voters?

Is Trump Liable If Supremacists Injure Biden Voters?

The ghost of Ruth Bader Ginsburg was asked whether she thought if one of the Proud Boys, or a member of the Boogaloo Boys, or any other white supremacists supporters of Trump, were to kill or injure a voter while attempting to cast their Biden vote,…

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Funny story: London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on

London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on

There was a huge controversy at the very end of the 2020 London Marathon this morning, when the winner revealed that he had crossed the finishing line with a stonking erection poking out of his running shorts. The Virtual London Marathon, I mean.

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Funny story: Coming Soon To a Town Near You – President Trump’s Coronavirus-Spreading Campaign Hate Rally

Coming Soon To a Town Near You – President Trump’s Coronavirus-Spreading Campaign Hate Rally

MOSQUITO RIVER, Florida – (Satire News) – The Tampa Bay Bugle Bulletin is reporting that El Presidente Trumpo’s Coronavirus-infested campaign hate rallies will be continuing as scheduled, no matter what. Yes, Captain Coronapalooza and the Trumpapa…

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Funny story: The White House Rose Garden Has Been Fumigated 9 Times and It's Still Testing Positive For The Coronavirus

The White House Rose Garden Has Been Fumigated 9 Times and It's Still Testing Positive For The Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider has stated that due to the fact that the Rose Garden is infested with the Coronavirus, it is probably going to have to be completely demolished. One of the White House gardeners, Napoleon Tr…

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Funny story: President Trump Claims He Was Misunderstood

President Trump Claims He Was Misunderstood

President Trump has been spending some time thinking during his period of rest and recuperation after testing positive for the Coronavirus, and he considers that, overall, his message has been misunderstood by the American people. When Trump came…

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Funny story: President Trump's Corpse Could Be Flown To Saturn

President Trump's Corpse Could Be Flown To Saturn

After President Donald Trump tested positive for the Coronavirus, COVID-19 last week, it's been suggested that, if he should succumb to the virus, his remains might be flown to Saturn in a reinforced titanium cask, to prevent the dangerous chemicals…

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Funny story: Trump Loans Fed Chief Powell Some of his Steroids; He Immediately Sends Another $10 Trillion to Wall Street

Trump Loans Fed Chief Powell Some of his Steroids; He Immediately Sends Another $10 Trillion to Wall Street

Wall Street, New York - President Donald Trump, currently on tour throughout the United States after beating COVID-19 said he felt "so powerful" on Monday, in Florida. Trump was given steroids to treat his COVID-19 by doctors at Walter Reed Hospital…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Appeared on The Sean Hannity Show and Said Her Daddy Will One Day Be The King of The USA

Ivanka Trump Appeared on The Sean Hannity Show and Said Her Daddy Will One Day Be The King of The USA

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Fox News is reporting that President Trump’s favorite child was thrilled with her daddy’s debate performance. Ivanka, who is 6-foot-2-inches tall and weighs 119 pounds, said that she has never seen “Daddy Donnie” in…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Kimberly Guilfoyle is in tears after learning that her boo’s daddy has told him to dump her ass. It appears that the President has told Junior that he better dump that big-haired…

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Funny story: The Fly That Pronounced The Trump Presidency Ding-Dong-Dead

The Fly That Pronounced The Trump Presidency Ding-Dong-Dead

During the first and last vice presidential debate, a fly, Randolph, settled and nested on top of Vice President Pence’s head, bounced around as though looking around for something - maybe bugs, termites, dry rot - settled down, took a nap, then woke…

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Funny story: Liverpool, Manchester United and City demand to wear tight latex shorts after being comprehensively 'stuffed!'!

Liverpool, Manchester United and City demand to wear tight latex shorts after being comprehensively 'stuffed!'!

(NOT EDITED) Three of the so-called top teams in the English Premier League have all been caught with their baggy shorts dangling around their knees and are demanding changes! Liverpool, Man United and City players are begging their clubs to purch…

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Funny story: The Proud Boys Have Told President Trump That They’ll Work Security at His Upcoming Campaign Rallies

The Proud Boys Have Told President Trump That They’ll Work Security at His Upcoming Campaign Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Fox News says that the extreme white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, have proudly informed the President that they’ll work security at his upcoming campaign rallies free of charge. They said that it would be a…

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Funny story: White House Says Virtual Debate Rules "Totally Unfair" to Rude Heckler Who Attended Last Event

White House Says Virtual Debate Rules "Totally Unfair" to Rude Heckler Who Attended Last Event

Washington - After the Commission on Presidential Debates decided that the next debate scheduled for next week would only take place in a virtual format, President Donald Trump declared that the new arrangement would be completely unfair to him, as i…

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Funny story: 'Pussy The Octopus' has more brain cells than BOJO!

'Pussy The Octopus' has more brain cells than BOJO!

(NOT EDITED) Although he changes his colors and opinions more times in a day than a chameleon, the UK PM still cannot compete with an Australian octopus nicknamed, Pussy! Tests carried out by a diver swimming among sharks, jelly fish, and other pr…

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Funny story: Hand Sanitizer Found To Be Contaminated With COVID-19 Spores

Hand Sanitizer Found To Be Contaminated With COVID-19 Spores

Health officials who carried out a raid on a Chicago factory which produces hand sanitizer for use in the battle against the Coronavirus, have said they found the product was riddled with traces of the Coronavirus. The search team of CDC experts h…

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Funny story: Global satire hits new low because a 'One Horse Race' is so damn boring!

Global satire hits new low because a 'One Horse Race' is so damn boring!

(NOT EDITED) Satirical TV, magazines, websites, and comedians are grovelling after being led constantly up the garden path by a person who the world is totally sick to death of, but sadly, he keeps coming back to haunt the planet. You all know who he…

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Funny story: Air Force One Has Covid-19

Air Force One Has Covid-19

Like Typhoid Annie, Air Force One has become a spreader of Covid-19. Step inside the 747, and you are bound to catch it. The plane is an enclosed environment with air conditioning circulating the virus. Masks, on Air Force One, are frowned upon, so s…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The Chattanooga Divulger Record stated that Taylor Swift tweeted out to her 141 million followers that if they really, really like her, they’ll vote for Joe Biden. Swift said that Joe cares about people, whereas Trump c…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Furious After Seeing The Photo of Her Husband Kissing Hope Hicks on the Lips

Melania Trump Is Furious After Seeing The Photo of Her Husband Kissing Hope Hicks on the Lips

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly respected White House insider has informed Rachel Maddow of MSNBC, that First Lady Melania Trump hit the roof when she was shown the photo of her husband kissing Hope Hicks on the mouth. She reportedly c…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Announce The Results of His Coronavirus Test After He Releases His Tax Returns

President Trump Says He Will Announce The Results of His Coronavirus Test After He Releases His Tax Returns

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Baltimore Implier Journal is reporting that President Trump is now in quarantine because of the Coronavirus. Trump told the news media that he has just been tested, and he will release the results of the Covi…

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Funny story: Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Putting All the Blame for His Contracting the Coronavirus on President Trump

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Putting All the Blame for His Contracting the Coronavirus on President Trump

NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Reports are that former New Jersey governor Chris Christie is madder than a spider whose web-making gland isn’t working. Christie, who spoke with the Vox Populi News Agency, admitted that, yes, he is extremely…

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Funny story: The Vice-Presidential Debate Was Boring, The Moderator Sucked, and A Big Fly Peed on Mike Pence’s Head

The Vice-Presidential Debate Was Boring, The Moderator Sucked, and A Big Fly Peed on Mike Pence’s Head

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency stated that the television vice-presidential debate clearly showed that Vice-President Pence is just as much a jerk as “Baby Fingers” Trump when it comes to not following the establish…

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Funny story: The Washington D.C. Health Code Inspector Says The Coronavirus-Infested White House is Going to Have to be Demolished

The Washington D.C. Health Code Inspector Says The Coronavirus-Infested White House is Going to Have to be Demolished

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express is reporting that the Washington, D.C. health code inspector has just inspected the White House from top to bottom. Hoyt Tullyweiser, told the Globe-Express that he found traces of CO…

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Funny story: Once upon a time in the Land of Nod, two wannabe leaders committed Hari Kari in public!

Once upon a time in the Land of Nod, two wannabe leaders committed Hari Kari in public!

(NOT EDITED) Now children please pay attention! This piece of news might just be so pathetic, it might bore you to tears! Once upon a time in a Land called Nod, two village idiots (sorry village idiots, no insult, it's just these idiots want to be…

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Funny story: “No worries, I got this,” says Coronavirus germ left in charge of White House as President is in quarantine.

“No worries, I got this,” says Coronavirus germ left in charge of White House as President is in quarantine.

Washington D.C. The dramatic news, last night, that President Trump’s close advisor, Hope Hicks, has contracted the Coronavirus, has led to the President and others to self-isolate. Considering the news, the White House has been placed under the care…

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Funny story: Spreader Man

Spreader Man

(To be sung to the tune of Spider Man) Spreader Man, Spreader Man, Deadly neighborhood Spreader Man. Spreads his lies, any size, Treats his supporters just like flies. Look out! There goes the Spreader Man. Is he cured? Listen bud, His d…

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Funny story: All communication to be disabled til after election

All communication to be disabled til after election

Under Denver Airport - Rooters News An anonymous source reports that all communications services will be shortly disabled to prevent dissemination of facts regarding the Biden family. The recent Twittering of Twitter was just a dry run. “The e…

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Funny story: Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, has cast its shadow over normality again this evening, after the dangerous risk of spreading the virus put paid to the 2020 staging of one of the most eagerly-awaited events in the Japanese social calendar - the Bukkake Wor…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Desperate

Donald Trump Is Desperate

While Susan Collins promises to do the windows of everyone in Maine who is voting for her, Donald Trump is trying to win the minority vote away from Joe Biden with an invitation to the White House. First, he’s trying to folksy up his first name b…

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Funny story: The Astronomical Cost of President Trump’s 3-Day Stay at Walter Reed Hospital is Finally Revealed

The Astronomical Cost of President Trump’s 3-Day Stay at Walter Reed Hospital is Finally Revealed

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump was asked by a reporter with the iNews Agency, how much his 3-day Walter Reed Hospital stay cost the American taxpayers. He replied that he did not give diddly squat how much it cost, because he h…

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Funny story: President Trump To Take Part In Second Presidential Debate From His Sick Bed

President Trump To Take Part In Second Presidential Debate From His Sick Bed

After the high drama and the low intellect of the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and his rival, Joe Biden, and the President's subsequent Coronavirus diagnosis, it's been decided that, for the second debate, Trump will take part from…

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Funny story: President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

President Trump is Negotiating to Buy Fox News

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine is reporting that President Trump, who has contracted the Coronavirus due to stubbornly refusing to wear a mask, is still wheeling and dealing, but now from his hospital bed. His doctors report t…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That As Soon As Husband Kanye West Is Free of the Coronapalooza Virus She is Kicking His Ass Out

Kim Kardashian Says That As Soon As Husband Kanye West Is Free of the Coronapalooza Virus She is Kicking His Ass Out

CALABASAS, California – (Satire News) – The star of the hit reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” told CNN’s Don Lemon that she has had it with the space alien-like shenanigans of her husband, Kanye West. Kim said that she is sad to say t…

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Funny story: A F*cking Miracle: Biden “Speaking In Noses” To Nation

A F*cking Miracle: Biden “Speaking In Noses” To Nation

BILLINGSGATE POST: Although speaking in tongues did not make a wide appearance in the Catholic Church until 1967, speaking in noses became much more common during the Obama Administration. In 2012, Vice President Biden received the gift during a pra…

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Funny story: Vole Discovered Living In Man's Beard

Vole Discovered Living In Man's Beard

The world of animal-lovers was in a frenzy of excitement this morning, after it was revealed that, for the last three years, a man from Suffolk has been unaware that a vole had been living in his beard. Ronald Lee, 49, of Ipswich, lives alone in a…

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Funny story: Child's Bag Was Open

Child's Bag Was Open

A teacher working at a school has told of an incident in which a child at the school where he works was spotted in the establishment's playground with a backpack that was unzipped. The incident occurred at a local school where teacher Moys Kenwood…

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Funny story: All of The White House Maids and Cooks Have Quit and Evacuated The Trumpapalooza-Infested White House

All of The White House Maids and Cooks Have Quit and Evacuated The Trumpapalooza-Infested White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – CNN is reporting that every maid and cook in the White House has abandoned the Trumpapalooza-infested White House. A Trump staff member, who did not want his name revealed, said that, as soon as the President wal…

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Funny story: Leicester Dust Museum now looking for a new curator

Leicester Dust Museum now looking for a new curator

Fictional Midlands tourist attraction Leicester Dust Museum is now looking for a new curator. Cleaner Mavis Davis said, 'Yes, we have had so much more dust in the museum since lockdown began, that we are now looking for a new curator of exhibits f…

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Funny story: Nietzscheian Superman Apprehended!

Nietzscheian Superman Apprehended!

John McAfee has been arrested! Deep in an undisclosed location that is as beautiful as it is deadly, Seal Team Six jumped from a helicopter into a dense tropical forest, their dissent as quiet as a spider plunging from a trees’ canopy. Target a…

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson’s Reality Show Wins An Award For Best New Reality Comedy Show

Jessica Simpson’s Reality Show Wins An Award For Best New Reality Comedy Show

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) – Jessica Simpson was thrilled at receiving the coveted Emmy Award for “Best New Comedy Reality Show”. Simpson stars in the Epitome Network’s “Mama Daisy Duke and Her Redneck Boys”. Simpson says she recently took some…

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Funny story: This Week's Dancing With The Stars Ended In One Big Messed-Up Mess

This Week's Dancing With The Stars Ended In One Big Messed-Up Mess

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The ending of this edition of “Dancing With The Stars” looked like just another episode of “The Jerry Springer Show” minus the chair-throwing and the X-rated cussing and yelling. The new host, Tyra Banks, blamed t…

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Funny story: Aussie wife refuses to jump in ocean to save her hubby from being eaten by Great White!

Aussie wife refuses to jump in ocean to save her hubby from being eaten by Great White!

It's a well-known fact, that surfing in shark-infested waters can be dangerous. However, it appears that many surfers tend to believe they are immune to shark attacks, judging by their insistence on entering the water to catch huge waves crashing in,…

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Funny story: Trumpton To Change Its Name

Trumpton To Change Its Name

'Trumpton', the BBC children's programme, which depicts life in a typical, small, English town in the 1960s, is being earmarked for a change of name by the local corporation, to disassociate itself from the wacky US president, Donald J. Trump. In…

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Funny story: White House Rose Garden to be Renamed “Rona Garden” After Trump SCOTUS Event

White House Rose Garden to be Renamed “Rona Garden” After Trump SCOTUS Event

Washington - After Donald Trump and the GOP sponsored and attended another White House event during the pandemic, with no social distancing and few masks worn by participants, it became apparent, after several attendees including the President contra…

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Funny story: Snake Fell Out Of Tree Onto Man's Head

Snake Fell Out Of Tree Onto Man's Head

There was mild panic in southeast Asia this morning when a man walking to work was the victim of an aerial attack from a snake which dropped out of a tree onto his bonce, scaring the shit out of him. Although we are not able to effectively communi…

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Funny story: October 7 Is Looming Large

October 7 Is Looming Large

Amidst all the high excitement and controversy being generated by the run-up to the US presidential election, and the 'snagging' of Donald Trump by the deadly Coronavirus, other news seems to have gone unnoticed, and in this category is the inescapab…

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Funny story: Is Trump Nuts?

Is Trump Nuts?

Is Donald Trump nuts? Do you have to ask? Didn’t your mommy tell you to keep away from men who talked to themselves? They’re sitting on a park bench in conversation with self. Or walking down the street, shadow boxing along the way. Ladies who ta…

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Funny story: Wag Tweeting again

Wag Tweeting again

Following Boris Johnson's quote from M People, of looking for the hero inside yourself, popular Twitter user and all-around satirical bloke Simon Williams asked: 'So, Mr Johnson, that is all very well, but what have you done today to make yourself pr…

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Funny story: The President Leaves Walter Reed Hospital Against Doctor’s Orders Showing He Doesn’t Give a Damn About Anybody But Himself

The President Leaves Walter Reed Hospital Against Doctor’s Orders Showing He Doesn’t Give a Damn About Anybody But Himself

BETHESDA, Maryland - (Satire News) – President Trump once said that he knows more about war than the generals do. Well, now he has said that he knows more about the Coronavirus than the doctors do. POTUS told Fox News, that he feels like he did…

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Funny story: President Trump Transfers Millions From His Campaign Fund to His Personal Charity Fund

President Trump Transfers Millions From His Campaign Fund to His Personal Charity Fund

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – An independent auditing firm has just revealed that President Trump recently transferred $8.3 million from his re-election campaign fund to his own personal charity fund. The chief auditor with the Milwaukee audi…

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Funny story: Spoof Writer So Exhausted He Nearly Didn't Write Story

Spoof Writer So Exhausted He Nearly Didn't Write Story

A frequent contributor to a satirical news website has revealed how he was so exhausted tonight, that he came 'that' close to not writing a story for the site, and going to bed early for a well-deserved rest. Moys Kenwood, 57, who wastes time cobb…

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Funny story: Putin poisons HIM!

Putin poisons HIM!

(NOT EDITED) In an attempt to manipulate the coming US election, Putin sent one of his spies into the White House, disguised as a sous-chef. Security screening the spy were too busy keeping HIM away from Chancellor Merkel just in case she sneezed on…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

Donald Trump Secretly Agrees To An Out-of-Court Settlement With The Rolling Stones

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – President Trump was told repeatedly by the Rolling Stones to stop using one of their songs during his campaign pep rallies. Mick Jagger flat-out told Trump, “Look, you orange-complected bloke, stop using our song ‘You Can…

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Funny story: Musician launching new song - Mask Tax

Musician launching new song - Mask Tax

Musicians Van Morrison, Noel Gallagher, the one who nobody fancied in the Corrs, and Ian Brown have written, and are set to release, a new song, called Mask Tax. The three older blokes and Jim from the Corrs all have one verse in the song, and the…

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Funny story: Nobel Prize For Shiterature Awarded To Spoof Writer

Nobel Prize For Shiterature Awarded To Spoof Writer

It's been a noteworthy and somewhat surprising day in the world of penmanship, and, after the Nobel Prize for Literature was awarded to US poet Louise Gluck, there was an even bigger shock when the prize for Shiterature went to the English spoof scri…

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Funny story: Woman Realizes She’s a Terrible Bore When Zoom Camera Keeps Focusing on Plant Behind Her

Woman Realizes She’s a Terrible Bore When Zoom Camera Keeps Focusing on Plant Behind Her

Arlington, Illinois - A local woman whose downtown office closing during the pandemic has resulted in her working from home and participating in numerous zoom meetings, has been forced to accept the reality that her lack of wit and personality have f…

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Funny story: Wonder Woman Gretchen Whitmer Governor Of Michigan

Wonder Woman Gretchen Whitmer Governor Of Michigan

Aside from having the good sense of not allowing her state to become a petri dish for Coronavirus, Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan also looks like Wonder Woman! That’s really why Donald Trump is seethingly jealous of her. Trump isn’t as pret…

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Funny story: Dutch pancakes voted flattest on the planet!

Dutch pancakes voted flattest on the planet!

(NOT EDITED) Scientists with nothing better to do than find blackholes in the universe, very Nobel, have turned their attention to more earthly matters, not dark. In an attempt to find out which pancakes are the flattest, not the planet, they studied…

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Funny story: Amazon sales are dropping

Amazon sales are dropping

For years, rumors have circulated on urban streets that anyone who buys from Amazon has to be gay. There may be some merit to the urban tale after Amazon's sales dropped when news broke of a transgender man being discriminated against at Amazon. A…

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Funny story: Republicans' Predictions of Religion Being an Issue at the Barrett Hearing Come True After They All Bring it Up

Republicans' Predictions of Religion Being an Issue at the Barrett Hearing Come True After They All Bring it Up

Washington - The confirmation hearings of Judge Amy Coney Barrett proceeded Monday morning at the U.S. Senate amid partisan bickering between Democrat and Republican members of the Judiciary Committee. Supporters of Judge Barrett, which includes a…

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Funny story: The Police Not Really Members Of The Police

The Police Not Really Members Of The Police

In arresting news that is set to rock the world of rock music, it's been revealed that the members of The Police - Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland - were not actually members of the police force, but mere musicians. In a further astonishi…

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Funny story: Trumper Militias Sending Armed Guards to Polling Locations to Make Sure U.S. Doesn't Turn Into Venezuela

Trumper Militias Sending Armed Guards to Polling Locations to Make Sure U.S. Doesn't Turn Into Venezuela

Washington - After President Trump suggested that armed guards might be needed at polling stations in the United States for the upcoming elections, Trump-supporting militias felt activated by the President to perform their patriotic duty and help in…

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Funny story: Imagine Trump Going Up The Escalator After January 20, 2020

Imagine Trump Going Up The Escalator After January 20, 2020

Donald Trump was witnessed going down the escalator in 2015, introducing his racism to the world, then occupying the White House for four years, exercising an agenda of incompetence, to the extent of over 200,000 dead due to the coronavirus. But, in…

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Funny story: Secret Recording Shows That Melania Trump Hates Christmas, Evangelicals, and Asparagus

Secret Recording Shows That Melania Trump Hates Christmas, Evangelicals, and Asparagus

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has received an envelope which contained a secret recording, that was made of First Lady Melania Trump uttering some sailor-like vulgarities. The tape, which was provided by Wikileaks, had Melania r…

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Funny story: Spain’s Greatest Matador El Gazpacho is Gored in Madrid

Spain’s Greatest Matador El Gazpacho is Gored in Madrid

MADRID – (Sports Satire) – Spain’s national news agency Las Pelotas is reporting that the nation’s greatest matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has been gored in Madrid’s Eva Longoria Bullring. Las Pelotas stated that El Gazpacho, was momentaril…

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Funny story: President Trump is Now Being Given The Experimental Drug Hydrixafibalosis

President Trump is Now Being Given The Experimental Drug Hydrixafibalosis

BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – President Trump's personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has just informed the news media that the President has been given a brand new experimental drug that was recently developed high in the Andes mountains of Bol…

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Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars May Have to Change Their Name

The Jacksonville Jaguars May Have to Change Their Name

JACKSONVILLE, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has informed the sports world that the Jacksonville Jaguars could be looking at a lawsuit. It appears that the Jacksonville football team has been using the name Jaguars w…

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Funny story: Man Can Remember Things From A Couple Of Days Ago Like It Was Yesterday

Man Can Remember Things From A Couple Of Days Ago Like It Was Yesterday

A man who is getting on in years but prides himself on having a very good memory for someone of his age, has said that he can clearly remember the past as if it were only yesterday! "For instance," claimed Moys Kenwood, 57, "today is Tuesday, but…

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Funny story: Robert Plant reveals truth behind lyrics of 'Stairway to Heaven'

Robert Plant reveals truth behind lyrics of 'Stairway to Heaven'

Led Zeppelin legend Robert Plant has now told the truth behind their classic song, 'Stairway to Heaven': he was stoned out of his brains sitting on Victoria railway station, waiting for a train, when he clocked a timetable with the title: Next Tra…

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Funny story: Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again

Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again

Like the Willie Nelson song, On The Road Again, Donald Trump is also on the road again, and his traveling partner is COVID-19. Without wearing a mask, Trump climbed the lower steps to Air Force One, fewer steps, less energy required, maybe no cou…

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Funny story: Gareth Bale Asks Andy Carroll to Stand In for Him So He Can Play Golf Next Sunday in North London

Gareth Bale Asks Andy Carroll to Stand In for Him So He Can Play Golf Next Sunday in North London

Tottenham Stadium - Newly-arrived Spurs striker Gareth Bale, scheduled to start next Sunday's match against West Ham, has asked Newcastle and former West Ham forward Andy Carroll to show up in his place, due to the fact that he had inadvertently sch…

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Funny story: Amateur Dancers need to boost country's morale, again

Amateur Dancers need to boost country's morale, again

Following on from last year, Amateur Dancers, better known for doing something else equally important in the world, are once again looking forward to dancing in front of complete strangers, to lift the morale of a country that is routinely let down b…

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Funny story: Another Impropriety for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett: Racial Discrimination

Another Impropriety for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Barrett: Racial Discrimination

Amy Barrett likes to show off her two adopted Haitian children. They make her look like a good, caring individual. Obviously, critics of Barrett want to make sure that the adoptions were above board, but the potential criticisms of her go much furt…

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Funny story: Couple shopping in Sainsbury's, now that Laurence Fox isn't

Couple shopping in Sainsbury's, now that Laurence Fox isn't

Couple Paul and Antonia Clarke are now going to start shopping in Sainsbury's, as actor, musician, and potential politician Laurence Fox no longer will be. Known for playing second fiddle to Kevin 'Neville from Auf Wiedersehn Pet' Whately, a costl…

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Funny story: The Entire Population of Texas Says That Nebraska Senator Sasse is Nothing But a Pile of Chupacabra Shit

The Entire Population of Texas Says That Nebraska Senator Sasse is Nothing But a Pile of Chupacabra Shit

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued a proclamation prohibiting Nebraska Senator Bennie Sasse from ever setting foot in Texas. The senator from the “Crème-Style Corn State” has angered every man,…

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Funny story: Trump Issues COVID Challenge

Trump Issues COVID Challenge

Donald Trump is becoming increasingly unhinged as he sees his reelection hopes dimming with each passing day. In his most desperate move to date, he has actually issued a COVID challenge to Joe Biden. Trump noted that he recovered from COVID in…

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Funny story: Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

A leaked Democratic Party memo from Washington has revealed that, after he has been ousted from the White House as a result of the November 3 presidential election, Donald Trump is to be used as a trampoline in the celebrations that will follow. A…

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Funny story: The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus Resents The News Media Referring to Trump as a Clown

The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus Resents The News Media Referring to Trump as a Clown

SARASOTA, Florida – (Satire News) – The CEO of the world-famous Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus, is reportedly angrier than a giraffe with a sore throat. Atlas P. Londonderry, told the news media that he does not appreciate them refe…

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Funny story: Scott Baio is Making A Documentary on President Trump Titled The Man Who Really Should Be King

Scott Baio is Making A Documentary on President Trump Titled The Man Who Really Should Be King

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Scott Baio, one of Trump’s biggest little ass-kissers, is making a documentary on the 45th president. Baio was interviewed by LaTuna LaTundra at his Hollywood Hills home,…

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