Funny story: Is Donald Trump Using Performance Enhancing Drugs?

Is Donald Trump Using Performance Enhancing Drugs?

Donald Trump is in trouble, and he needs a distraction. First stop, a projection. Change the subject. Look over there. He was supposed to make it big time with Bob Woodward, through his confessions about coronavirus. Woodward is the Washington P…

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Funny story: Can Lego solve all of your problems?

Can Lego solve all of your problems?

Can Lego solve all of your problems? Of course, it can't, but neither will a shelf full of self-help books, or talking to your neighbours, winning the lottery, or speaking to Geoff from five doors down about the best way to insulate your loft, but…

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Funny story: Man talking about the weather, again

Man talking about the weather, again

A man in Chutney on the Fritz has been discussing the weather again, but only with the same five people. Local gadabout Wayne Smith, a 47-year-old former schoolboy who still owns his own teeth and hair, said 'Brrr, it is a bit nippy, isn't it?' to…

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Funny story: Husband told that now Keeping up with the Kardashians is ending, he has to watch the box-set

Husband told that now Keeping up with the Kardashians is ending, he has to watch the box-set

Gary Johnson is not looking forward to what happens in 2021, as his wife, Lorraine, remembers a promise he sarcastically made in 2016. 'Yes, it is my own fault,' moaned Gary. 'I said to Lorraine that I would only watch Keeping up with The Kardashi…

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Funny story: 16 People Credited on Three-Minute Song

16 People Credited on Three-Minute Song

New song 'Love you, love me', a three-minute epic of banal lyrics, a slow, monotonous beat, and music that is about as ear-catching as lift music, has sixteen people credited in its creation. 'This isn't like one of those religious songs, where yo…

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Funny story: Couple really now sick of his three jazz fusion albums

Couple really now sick of his three jazz fusion albums

Couple Tracy Brassingthwaite and Martin Woods have been in lockdown since March, and are now both completely sick of the three jazz fusion albums he plays. 'At first, I thought it would be fine,' said Martin, 'but I have really been missing music…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Reveals Secret New Plays

Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Reveals Secret New Plays

The NFL season is up and running at last, and one team that is hoping for big things this year, are the Dallas Cowboys, who have high hopes of making it to Super Bowl LV in Tampa in February. And the Cowboys haven't been wasting their time in lock…

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Funny story: Weather Couldn't Make Its Mind Up

Weather Couldn't Make Its Mind Up

There was utter confusion and a good deal of frustration earlier today, when the weather in one part of the world just couldn't make its mind up what it was going to do with itself, and kept changing from one extreme to the other. Having risen ear…

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Funny story: New Political Support Group

New Political Support Group

It shouldn't be surprising that certain groups of people are supporters of Trump in the upcoming presidential election. One such group would be the owners and operators of coal mines. Another might be right-wing militia organizations. While the ab…

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Funny story: Kaitlyn Jenner in world first procedure

Kaitlyn Jenner in world first procedure

Once the head of the Kardashian family, the former Bruce Jenner, Kaitlyn Jenner, expressed her boredom with life as a woman. So, in order to shake her life into something more substantial, Kaitlyn has announced she will transition to a four-legged an…

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Funny story: Falkirk Bairn Wins Hearts And Minds Of The Community...

Falkirk Bairn Wins Hearts And Minds Of The Community...

A 10-year-old boy from Bainsford, Josh Sanderson, has won critical acclaim for the work he is doing in and around the town. His generosity has included picking-up litter along the canal, handing out food parcels for the elderly during the lock-down,…

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Funny story: President Trump Plans to Give One of His Campaign Offices a Stimulus Check to Keep it From Having to Close

President Trump Plans to Give One of His Campaign Offices a Stimulus Check to Keep it From Having to Close

KLANVILLE, Alabama – (Satire News) - Reuters is reporting that President Trump has just learned that the GOP campaign office in Klanville may have to close. The office manager, Titus "Cornbread" Bofeedus, texted the president and told him he neede…

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Says That, Thanks to President Trump, Membership is Up by 93%

The Ku Klux Klan Says That, Thanks to President Trump, Membership is Up by 93%

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – Ku Klux Klan Illustrated magazine is reporting that their membership has gone up by 93% just in the past six months. KKK spokesperson Roy Dell “Bubba” Griddle told KKKI that, thanks to all of the hate-spewin…

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos is Hinting That He May Buy The New York Yankees

Jeff Bezos is Hinting That He May Buy The New York Yankees

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The baseball world has been rocked at the revelation that the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos, is contemplating purchasing the New York Yankees. The King of Amazon told Sporting Chance magazine that, ever since he…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Kicking Butt

The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Kicking Butt

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has informed the baseball public that the Dodgers are the number one team in all of baseball. The West Coast hardballers currently have an amazing win-loss record of 32-13. The Dodgers have some of the…

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Funny story: NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - Officials at NASCAR have suspended another race car driver after several policy violations. Racer Mike Wallace, no relation to black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace, was notified that he has been suspended du…

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Funny story: Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Washington, DC - Everybody at the White House has it. The entire Republican Party, too. Currently, so does forty-three percent of the United States. It is the disease known as the "Trump Virus". President Trump won't speak of it. He deflects, call…

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Funny story: Oregon wildfire smoke making it difficult for everyone to see his sick gains, complains Hexxus

Oregon wildfire smoke making it difficult for everyone to see his sick gains, complains Hexxus

(Oregon)-Hexxus, toxic apparition and avatar of the forces of Destruction, was last seen on a fiery ridge in the Oregon Cascades complaining about how no one was able to see his sick gains because of poor visibility. “You know it takes a lot of ef…

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