Senate Republicans Racing To Trump’s Defense
Senate Republicans are rolling out of bed, instantly defending Trump’s failed actions on the coronavirus pandemic. Yes, Trump played golf. Yes, Trump watches a lot of television. So he said coronavirus was like a bad cold, and that it would go away l…Read full story
Biden Promises to Calm Hurricanes in His First Term
Speaking today from Wilmington Delaware, Presidential Candidate Joe Biden said, "Donald Trump's climate denial may not have caused these fires and record floods and record hurricanes, but if he gets a second term, these hellish events will continue t…Read full story
Just a few ditty, shitty Jaggedone rhymes!
Once upon a time on The Spoof A mad institution called The Spoof Once upon a time hit the roof Crazy bastards writing nothing but goof Then Jaggedone got kicked by a horsey hoof Planetary Observations! Too many dickheads in this cesspit…Read full story
Covid-19 Complaint Line Opening Soon
The UK Government have opened a Covid-19 complaint line. Harry Enfield lookalike, Michael Gove, told us, "What, with all the to-ing and fro-ing about whether we're locked down or up ... and whether we can drive blind or not ... we recognise that t…Read full story
Number 10 Suffers Robbery
The Metropolitan Police have acknowledged a massive breakdown in security this morning, as details have emerged of a robbery at the Prime Minister's London residence. Red-faced Chief Inspector Mike Rimminal told us, "The intruder appears to have m…Read full story
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says His Helmet Was Too Big
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers kicked off their season with a disappointing loss to the New Orleans Saints, but the controversy here was after the game, when the Buccs quarterback, Tom Brady, apologised for his poor performance, saying that his helmet was…Read full story
German Aldi worker cracks smile and is sacked!
(NOT EDITED) International German giant supermarkets, Aldi and Lidl, have strict criteria about what their employees can do and must not do. One employee in one of their Berlin locations found out what it's like to break their regulations whilst sitt…Read full story
The Dallas Cowboys Are Singing Those Cowpoke Blues as They Fall To The Los Angeles Rams
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - The Los Angeles Rams inaugurated their brand new $5.1 billion stadium, SoFi Stadium. Due to the NFL budget being as messed up as it is, the usual Thunderbirds 4-jet fly-over was, instead, a one-helicopter fly-over,…Read full story
President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That He Actually Served in Vietnam
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump made a surprise appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News television show. He said that he is sick and tired of hearing that he received five military deferments due to his bone spur infections. The p…Read full story
Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally
NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady revealed after the game that he was trying to hurry every chance he got, as his Tampa Bay Buccaneers played against the New Orleans Saints in the "Big Easy". Brady admitted that he did not play his best ga…Read full story
Why Is Trump Running For President?
Why is Donald Trump running for a second term? He should be running for the border, stopping at the first country that hasn’t signed an Extradition Treaty with the United States. Running along with him should be William Barr, Rudolph Giuliani, Mi…Read full story
Nobel Peace Prize A Bit Different Next Year
Nothing stays the same forever, even the Alfred Nobel Peace Prize, which, next year, will be adapted slightly, so that recognition can be awarded to those hardworking people who slave away in the manufacturing and processing plants at some of the big…Read full story