There were 382 spoof news stories published in September 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
President Trump Finally Releases the Results of His IQ Test
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump has finally released the results of his IQ test, after promising to do so for several months. He revealed the results on his favorite Fox News show "Fox & Friends". Trump was grinning from ear…
Read full storyHank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her
STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee – (Satire News) – The country music singer who, some years back, fell off a mountain and survived is back in the news. Hank Williams Jr. spoke with Entertainment Tonight and said that he recalls the day when he fell off Mt…
Read full storyKanye West Has Been Taken To A Funny Farm (Finally!)
POMONA, CALIFORNIA – (Satire News) – Inside Edition has reported that the man known as Mr. Kim Kardashian has finally been picked up and taken out to a local funny farm. Kanye West, who is an entertainer as well as a self-proclaimed prophet, has t…
Read full storyA McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers
RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says She Has Agreed To Pose Nude in Playboy Magazine
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian will be appearing totally naked in an upcoming issue of Playboy. Kim stated that she is doing it to get back at her husband, Kanye "The Pest" West. She said that she has told him…
Read full storyTNT Sports Commentators Charles Barkley and Shaquille O’Neal Are in Hot Water With The Black Community
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports News) – Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that two of the fattest sports analysts on television, Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal, have done gone and stepped in it again; the it being a pile of horseshit. Barkley, known a…
Read full storyKeeping Up With The Kardashians Has Just Been Named The #1 American Show in China
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The matriarch of the highly popular reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” Kris Jenner, has just been given some good news by her agent. Mama Jenner, 64, the brains behind television’s top reality show, has bee…
Read full storySatan to Open a New Circle in Hell for Evangelicals
SHEOL—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the new Press Secretary for Satan, announced today that the Dark Lord is opening a new circle in Hell, specifically for the overflow of Evangelicals who have been flooding His underworld domain ever since the 2016 electi…
Read full storyThe LeBron James - Colby Covington Feud Is Getting Really Nasty
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Los Angeles Lakers superstar LeBron James talked with TMZ, and said that this Johnny Come Lately punk UFC fighter Colby Covington’s big mouth, needs to stop writing checks that his body can’t cash, to use an old Swahil…
Read full storyDVD Player Keeps 'Sticking' Halfway Through Films
There's nothing like settling back on the settee with the wife, a nice drink, and a packet of salt 'n' vinegar crisps, and watching a DVD, but one man has told how his enjoyment of these televisual feasts has been ruined recently, after his DVD playe…
Read full storyGinsburg To Be Stuffed And Mounted On Trigger In Branson Museum
BILLINGSGATE POST: The most famous dead horse in the world will be joined by Ruth Bader Ginsburg at a museum in Branson, Missouri, where Roy Rogers’ faithful steed Trigger is displayed. Trigger was a horse, of course. Like Ginsburg, who graduated…
Read full storyPunk Rockers Called Mod's Scooter A 'Puff Chariot'
A man who was reminiscing about the days of his youth, with his mates in a pub at the weekend, remembered someone he knew who was a Mod, and of how people would refer to this person's scooter as a 'Puff Chariot'. Moys Kenwood, then 17, was an arde…
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Players 'Snorted Cocaine' At Halftime, Claims Fan
The Dallas Cowboys like to do it the hard way, and they did it the hard way against Atlanta last night, after coming back from a huge first quarter deficit of 20 points, and a 29-10 halftime reverse, to steal the game away from the Falcons 'at the de…
Read full storyConor McGregor is Quite Embarrassed at His Jaywalking Incident
ST. CROISSANT, France – (Sports Satire) - Former UFC champion fighter Conor McGregor was taken into custody by French policiers. Witnesses reported seeing the highly-tattooed McGregor walking on the sidewalk of the extremely busy Sauvignon du Char…
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner Has Been Elected President of The Pink Lives Matter Organization
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - The former Bruce Jenner, and now Caitlyn Jenner, has just been elected president of the Pink Lives Matter movement. Ms. Jenner beat out three other individuals who were vying for the job that will pay $900,000 a year,…
Read full storyWormhole of death
Beijing, China- A brilliant Chinese researcher in China named "He Jiankui" grew a micro wormhole into a ten foot high wormhole that was connected to a habitable world in the Alpha Centauri solar system, for the first time ever. As "He Jiankui" s…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball To Ban Bunting
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred plans to issue a ban on bunting. The age-old baseball tradition of making a stab at the ball will soon be going the way of the spitball, corked bats, and jalap…
Read full storyThe In ‘N’ Out Burger Chain Disputes Claims That Their French Fries Taste Like Chalk
IRVINE, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the In-N-Out hamburger franchise says the company disputes a national publication’s claim that In-N-Out’s French fries taste like chalk. In-N-Out spokeswoman, Tallulah Gruggle, stated that th…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Say Their Cheering Definitely Makes The Cowboys Play Better
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has stated that it’s no secret that the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are the best cheerleaders in all of sports. It’s been noted by many sports writers that the “Rah Rah Girls”, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has chr…
Read full storyJon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8, Denies That He is Physically Involved With Miley Cyrus
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania – (Celebrity Satire) - The former star of the TLC reality show “Jon and Kate Plus 8”, is denying that he and singer Miley Cyrus are an item. Jon Gosselin, 43, ex-husband of Aerosmith’s Stephen Tyler’s ex-girlfriend, Kate G…
Read full storyEasy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality
We're constantly told that we should not judge people or discriminate against them because of their color, sex, gender orientation, religion, or political stance, and now comes the latest warning - to stop judging people because of the music they lis…
Read full storyMan To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper
With the Coronavirus showing no signs of wanting to go away, one man has decided that it's finally time to start taking things a bit more seriously, and start wearing a face mask. Never one to do things by halves, however, he plans to make his own…
Read full storyDow Hits 29,000; "Will it Poof?" Asks Puffitt
Omaha, Nebraska. USA. Woof Blister with another SOB story - Spoof On Business. Only a week after the Dow came within 1,000 points of wiping out the 11,000-point pandemic bear market, the Dow today closed less than 500 points short of that goal. Coupl…
Read full storyBetty Friedan has an old puss
A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the rejected old pussy by donating her to a famous crone named Betty Friedan. The elderly female cat, named Alyssa, was surrendered to the Friedan h…
Read full storyWeather Couldn't Make Its Mind Up
There was utter confusion and a good deal of frustration earlier today, when the weather in one part of the world just couldn't make its mind up what it was going to do with itself, and kept changing from one extreme to the other. Having risen ear…
Read full storyDrug Enforcement Agents Find 2,000 Pounds of Marijuana in Yankee Stadium
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has divulged that DEA agents, acting on a tip, went to Yankee Stadium to check out a report of possible drugs on the premises. A team of six federal agents scoured the stadium gr…
Read full storyMan's Data Isn't Backed Up
A man who uses a Smartphone to make telephone calls, send emails, browse the internet, and to see what kind of crap his family and friends have been up to on Facebook, has been told by his device that his data isn't backed up. Quite what this mean…
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Refuse To Wear Face Masks
The Dallas Cowboys will kick off their season against the Rams on Monday night, but the big news is that the engine room of the team - the cheerleaders - have refused to wear face masks while performing their sideline routines. Cheerleading coach…
Read full storyHuman Beings Now On The Endangered Species List
As the world sits anxiously waiting for a cure for the Coronavirus, Covid-19, it's been revealed that human beings, themselves, have now been added to the Endangered Species list. The astonishing news was announced by the World Health Organization…
Read full storyNo Question: The NBA Playoffs are Rigged
How does one explain the LA Clippers, arguably the league’s most talented team, implosion in their series with the Denver Nuggets? The Clippers somehow managed to lose three straight games after taking a 3-1 lead in the best of seven series. The fina…
Read full storyJeff Bezos is Hinting That He May Buy The New York Yankees
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The baseball world has been rocked at the revelation that the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos, is contemplating purchasing the New York Yankees. The King of Amazon told Sporting Chance magazine that, ever since he…
Read full storyJoe Biden’s Campaign Team Has Invited Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to Sit in The Front Row at The Presidential Debate
DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Democratic presidential candidate and the champion of the working class, Joe Biden, flew to his home town to pick up some more clean clothes. While in Dover, he spoke with a reporter with the Vox Populi News Agenc…
Read full storyPaul The Octopus Predicts Trump Win
According to every poll that is worth its salt, a victory for President Trump in the upcoming November election is about as unlikely as a beak on a bison, but experts may have to think again, as the renowned predictor of unlikely things, Paul the Oct…
Read full storyGoogle releases robot which will scratch your butt
The Seattle consumer computer goods fair was treated to the rare sight of the President of Google dropping her pants to showcase the tech giant's latest product, the BS900, which is designed to scratch the user’s bottom. The robot will not have a nam…
Read full storyA Woman is Making Covid-19 Masks out of Her Panties
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Reports coming out of West Holly are that, because of the scarcity of the Coronavirus medical masks in California, due to the wildfires, one business-savvy woman has decided to make masks out of her panties. Left C…
Read full storyWendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s
PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) – The nation’s third largest fast food chain is always seeking ways to try and catch up to the number two franchise, Burger King. In an effort to climb that much sought-after fast food ladder, Wendy’s has hired th…
Read full storyPresident Trump Tells Sean Hannity That He Actually Served in Vietnam
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump made a surprise appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News television show. He said that he is sick and tired of hearing that he received five military deferments due to his bone spur infections. The p…
Read full storyAlec Baldwin and Kate Upton To Star In A Movie Based On The Book By Stormy Daniels
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The word filtering out of LaLaLand is that President Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin and Big-Size Woman model Kate Upton, have just signed to star in a motion picture based on the book by Donald Trump strumpet Stormy Danie…
Read full storyLying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Rode Side-Saddle
BILLINGSGATE POST: Inexplicably, when Joe Biden called a woman a “lying, dog-faced pony soldier” at a campaign stop in New Hampshire in February, he may have not known the origin of this line. Biden’s spokesman said the line comes from a John Wayn…
Read full storyConstantly Coming Up With New Material Has Affected Man's Brain
In his book, 'Overconnected', author Bill Davidow claims that, far from taking generations, and hundreds of years, for the human brain to adapt to changes in the world we live in, it can do so in a very short space of time, and, possibly, within our…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Now The Official Spokesman for Goya Beans
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump has just announced that he has been signed to be the official national spokesman for Goya Beans. Trump made the announcement after updating the White House press corps on his golf game, his recent…
Read full story57 Hurricanes, 83 Earthquakes, and 179 Wildfires, and Still President Trump Insists That There’s No Global Warming
ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – The 45th president spoke to a crowd of supporters and semi-supporters in the tiny town of Elephant Butt. And, right off the bat, he took a shot at the black Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Kamala Harr…
Read full storyThe Chinese Fortune Cookie Business Has Been Hard Hit and It’s Placing All The Blame On President Trump
SAN FRANCISCO, California – (Satire News) - A representative for the Chinese fortune cookie industry says that the tremendous loss in sales is due to President Donald J. Trump. PBS said that, due to the fact that Trump is always referring to the C…
Read full storyBook Had No Page Numbers!
A man who started to read a new and potentially exciting book yesterday afternoon, was astonished when he opened it up at Chapter 1, only to find the pages had no numbers! 'La Reve' ('The Dream') by noted French writer Émile Zola was the book, and…
Read full storyUsed condoms for sale
Beijing, China— Cops in China have seized more than 800,000 used condoms that had been boiled, dried and put up for sale, in a southern province. Chinese authorities traced the condoms to a small business in San Francisco California run by an old…
Read full storyBaby Didn't Want To Be Born
A baby that has hardly ever stopped crying for all it's worth since it first made its appearance in the world in June, probably didn't want to born, it's been claimed. The baby, a boy who was the subject of an earlier report, has cried, wept, sobb…
Read full storyShoe Shop For People With One Foot Now Open
A shoe shop that caters exclusively for people with one leg, or rather, with one foot, has opened its doors to the general public, or rather, that section of the general public that has only one foot. The Landmine Footwear Emporium deals specific…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Votes to Ban Organ Music
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Major League Baseball announces that the age-old tradition of having organists play their little sing-song ditties at games will be discontinued with the start of the 2020 season. The decision was handed down by M…
Read full storyMean Old Man Loses His Voice By Yelling At 'Covid-19 Detourers' To Get Off His Grass
We've all encountered them-- the nasty, ornery old guys that can't stand it when you get anywhere near their front lawn. And now one man in the suburbs has lost his voice by yelling at so many 'Covid-19 Detourers', that he's been forced to use a meg…
Read full storyFlat-Earth-Believers believe the sun is God farting white hot farts into the universe!
(NOT EDITED) Global Loonies have formed a new protest for all global loonies to participate in, it's called, "Flat Friday Flatulence!" They have ordered all believers in the "Flat-Earth-Society-Conspiracy-Club' to join hands on Fridays and fart toge…
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire Never Takes Face Mask Off These Days
In news that will surprise many readers, the Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, has said he has 'learnt his Greek lesson', and, these days, never takes his face mask off. Maguire was recently arrested on the Greek sunshine isla…
Read full storyNevada Cheerleader Sacked
There was controversy all the way down the sidelines at the University of Nevada this week, when its football team - the Nevada Wolf Pack - took the extraordinary step of banishing one of its cheerleaders from the squad for failing to come up to its…
Read full storyThe NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner has informed the news media that, unlike Major League Baseball, he will not allow the placing of cardboard cut-out fans in NFL stadiums. Commissioner Roger Goodell stated to the press that Cor…
Read full storyColorado Says The Marijuana Business is Up by 4,000 Percent
DENVER – (Satire News) - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has just announced that marijuana sales have gone up 4,000% in the last three months. CSCC Director Lucy “Sinsemilla” Coxcoogan was asked by TMZ to explain the unprecedented increase.
Read full storyChina to ship free upgrade to COVID-20
Following worldwide criticism of COVID-19, it has emerged that China will start shipping a free upgrade by the end of this November. COVID-20 will be available to all countries currently using COVID-19, and incorporates several important new bugs.
Read full storyThe Name Karen Is Now The Most Unpopular Female Baby Name in The U.S.
CHICAGO - (Satire News) – The National Baby-Naming Registry Federation has just announced that, in the past two months, there has not been a single female baby anywhere in the entire nation given the name Karen. Federation assistant director Alana…
Read full storyDonald Trump Sperm Bank Project To Go Ahead
President Donald Trump may finally have gone some way to acknowledging his own part in the deaths of more than 200,000 US citizens from the Coronavirus, by announcing his intention to open brand new state-of-the-art sperm banks in every major city ac…
Read full storyMan Considering Future In Landscape Gardening
A man who saw his back garden become a lake as it was submerged during a torrential downpour of rain over the weekend, has said he is considering his future employment prospects, and may decide to venture into the world of landscape gardening. Moy…
Read full storySocial-media user sues Facebook because his fingers turned stiff!
(NOT EDITED) "Those who perpetrate social-media crimes, should be taken to justice!" Was the reaction of a Facebook user after visiting a physiotherapist who analyzed the man's fingers, which were totally 'stiff!' After being diagnosed with a drea…
Read full storyRussian Vaccine To Be Mass Produced For US Market At Trump Sperm Banks
There was great news for the entire country, and even the world, this morning, when it was revealed that the Coronavirus vaccine currently being tested in Russia, is to be mass produced within the United States at President Trump's extensive network…
Read full storyThree States Have Banned Gender Reveal Parties
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - The National Department of Forestry has just issued a mandate that, effective immediately, the inconsiderate practice of having gender reveal parties outside using fireworks will be prohibited. The Pismo Beach Purpo…
Read full storyThe Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 313%
DETROIT – (Satire News) - The United States auto industry is reeling from the fact that sales of convertibles has spiraled down in just the past six months. Tab Vienna, a spokesman for Kia, said that sales of the once very popular ‘topless’ cars h…
Read full storyTwo Disgruntled Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Throw Jerry Jones Under the Bus
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – ESPN-4 is reporting that two veteran Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are extremely upset with the way owner Jerry Jones treats them. Melody Manzanita, 24, and Dolly Dally, 21, have filed charges against Jones, claiming that,…
Read full storySan Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich Says Becky Hammon Will One Day Become the Spurs Head Coach
SAN ANTONIO, Texas – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that the legendary Spurs coach Gregg Popovich may be thinking of hanging up his coaching suit. “Coach Pop,” as he is known throughout the NBA world, says that he has total confidence in hi…
Read full storyMeghan Markle says Melania Trump's green dress was from Primark
Meghan Markle, the wife of Prince Harry, has become involved in a controversy after commenting that Melania Trump, the wife of President Donald Trump, wore a dress to the Republican Convention which she, herself, has seen for sale in the online cloth…
Read full storyMan Can Remember Random French Words From School
A man who left high school more than 40 years ago has said he is still haunted by the experience of learning French, and is often bothered by remembering random French words and their meanings. Moys Kenwood, 57, left school in 1979, but still vivi…
Read full storyGlobal bank purchases 5000 washing machines to launder their filthy money!
(NOT EDITED) German electro giants, Miele, have just done a mega-deal with a giant, global bank. They've flogged and delivered one of their most sufficient washing machines to locations all over the planet. The bank who purchased the machines, req…
Read full storyAtomic Bomb Used in Gender Reveal Party
DALLAS – Taking the gender reveal party to the next level, a Dallas couple has used an atomic bomb to announce their child’s sex to the world. Ted and Heidi Sinkler, first-time parents, released hundreds of curies worth of radiation in their back…
Read full storyWeather now almost as popular as Donald Trump
A weather whistleblower has said that supposedly funny news stories about the weather are now almost as popular as other supposedly funny stories about the US president, Donald Trump. The claim was made by a contributor to the satirical news websi…
Read full storyNaomi Osaka Has Achieved The First Thing On Her Childhood Wish List
Naomi Osaka, the Japanese tennis starlet who is through to the semi-finals of the Women's US Open after her victory over Shelby Rogers, has revealed that she has achieved the first item on her list of 'Three Wishes' made when she was just a little g…
Read full storyMan Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Bécot
A man who is an enthusiastic reader of French literature, and who was reading 'The Masterpiece' by the French author, Émile Zola, claims he "just knew", with absolute certainty, that the 'hero' of the story was going to end up in bed with Irma Bécot…
Read full storyPresident Trump Misunderstood The Message Of American History X
Experts analyzing President Donald Trump's tenure in the White House have come to the unanimous conclusion that the whole four years spent leading the country were an unprecedented presidential disaster. But everybody knows that. Even a blind m…
Read full storyTrump Wants Biden Checked For Penis Pump Before Debate
BILLINGSGATE POST: Prior to leaving for Cleveland this morning to debate Sleepy Joe, President Trump told reporters that he will request that Biden be searched for a penis pump. “Something is going on down there with Joe,” pointing down to his cr…
Read full storyA Cocaine-Carrying Cat Successfully Climbs Over Trump’s Border Wall
PAPOOSE RATTLE, New Mexico – (Satire News) – Border Patrol agents report that they saw a cat carrying a small backpack scale Trump's Border Wall. The agents are 99.8% certain that the backpack was filled with cocaine. They informed a reporter…
Read full storyRock Star too Cool to Wear a Mask
Mancunian rock legend Eamonn Docherty has revealed the reasons that he refuses to wear a face mask during the current Coronavirus pandemic. Docherty, who rose to fame in the 1990s with his band Watering Hole, has upset many by claiming that he is…
Read full storyA Kentucky Thoroughbred Race Horse Amazingly Gives Birth to Triplets
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – The world of thoroughbred racing has been turned upside down as news out of Louisville says that a race horse has given birth to triplets. The odds of a mare having twins is amazing, but giving birth to tri…
Read full storyTrump Virus Infects Entire White House
Washington, DC - Everybody at the White House has it. The entire Republican Party, too. Currently, so does forty-three percent of the United States. It is the disease known as the "Trump Virus". President Trump won't speak of it. He deflects, call…
Read full storyGerman Aldi worker cracks smile and is sacked!
(NOT EDITED) International German giant supermarkets, Aldi and Lidl, have strict criteria about what their employees can do and must not do. One employee in one of their Berlin locations found out what it's like to break their regulations whilst sitt…
Read full storyKate Gosselin Shocked at Ex-Husband Jon's Arrest
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) - The original queen of TV’s reality shows is shocked at hearing of her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin’s arrest. The tall, svelte blonde who starred with Jon on the reality show “Jon and Kate Plus 8,” cannot beli…
Read full storyMan Who Likes To Use The Phrase 'By The Skin Of His Teeth', Realizes Teeth Don't Have Skin
Writers describing hair-raising adventures and dangerous situations from which an escape is, somehow, miraculously effected, are often known to use the phrase "by the skin of his teeth" when doing so, but one man who has used this phrase had to stop…
Read full story'Knock Knees' operations put on ice because of corona in Cali!
(NOT EDITED) The global medical fraternity have warned people with dodgy knees and hips that they might have to wait until 2025 to get replacements! In Cali, many virile 50-plus-ers, especially males, are worried that 'doggy style' with the missu…
Read full storyMan got elephant's tusk stuck up his bottom
Zookeepers at Chester Zoo were surprised this morning to hear the anguished cries of a man in pain in the elephant enclosure. Rushing to help, they discovered a man lying with his trousers round his ankles next to the Asian bull elephant, Jimbo, who…
Read full storyUK-EU withdrawal agreement is invalid! "Had my fingers crossed behind my back! So there!" claims PM
That model of integrity and honour, paragon of virtue, Boris Johnson, has expressed amazement at the EU's reaction to him wishing to renege on the withdrawal agreement he signed in January. "What a kerfuffle," began the Prime Minister, forcing EU…
Read full storyMan Got Cramp Whilst Having A Dump
A man who frequently suffers from agonizing muscle cramps in his legs has revealed how he had to endure one of the worst cramp attacks he can remember, at the weekend, during a middle-of-the-night visit to the toilet for a shit. The painful incide…
Read full storyThe Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ashburn Wasabi, with The Right Coast Revue, writes that the political phrase “Playing Politics” has never been more appropriate than it is today with the undisputed “King of Hatred” who sits in the White House, at lea…
Read full storyTsunami hits Hartlepool, UK
(NOT EDITED) Hartlepool, UK, is a town parked on the North Sea coast which nobody has ever heard of apart from 'Hartlepool-ians'. However, last night the global tabloid press sent their reporters there, with drones, because it was reported a massive…
Read full storyPresident Trump Blames The California Wildfires on Fireflies
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump attended church services at Our Lady of The Perpetual Swamp - well, actually, he drove by the church on his way to get breakfast at McDonalds. According to a White House insider, the President rem…
Read full storyFive Ways To Tell You've Already Had Covid-19
The Coronavirus, Covid-19, continues to spread, and the worldwide number of infected cases continues to rise. Doctors say that, even after almost nine months of having to deal with the virus, their knowledge is extremely limited. Incubation per…
Read full storyTampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says His Helmet Was Too Big
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers kicked off their season with a disappointing loss to the New Orleans Saints, but the controversy here was after the game, when the Buccs quarterback, Tom Brady, apologised for his poor performance, saying that his helmet was…
Read full storyLionel Messi Says He Plans to Run For President of Argentina When He Leaves Barcelona
BARCELONA – (Sports Satire) - Noticias Hispanicas is reporting that Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi, has commented that his next goal is to become the president of his motherland, Argentina. The superstar, stated that he misses the Argentinian P…
Read full storyMSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Reports That Trump’s Chauffeur is Voting for Joe Biden
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The queen of MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, has learned from a White House insider that the President’s personal chauffeur has said that he is not going to vote for Trump. The chauffeur, who asked that his name not be used,…
Read full storyMeghan Markle and Prince Harry Receive Season Tickets From Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – ESPN-5 is reporting that the former Royal couple Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are both walking on Cloud 9. Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay, who recently met Harry and Meghan at an In-N-Out restaurant, really enj…
Read full storySuntan Is Coming Along Nicely
The Coronavirus drags on with no end in sight, leaving many people at a loose end through not being able to go back to work, but for one man, the extra free time spent in the sunshine is very welcome, as he tops up his suntan. Ken Moyswood, 57, ha…
Read full storyMan Has Really Let Himself Go
The Coronavirus lockdown, which started in March, is known to be having a significant effect on people's mental health, as we all get rather too irritable, but one man has become so terminally disillusioned with things, that he's really let himself g…
Read full storyThunderbirds Brains Moves Into New Home With Boyfriend
There was happy news in the world of children's entertainment this week, when Brains, the clever one from 'Thunderbirds', moved into his brand new multi-million-dollar home in the Los Angeles hills, along with his boyfriend. Brains, now 71, but lo…
Read full storyMan Attacked By Bird
A man who claimed he feared for his life, has told how he was rudely awoken this morning by the shrieking of a bird which was attempting to get into his house to attack him. In a scene reminiscent of those in Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds', a bird…
Read full storyCoronavirus Will Vote Trump
President Trump might be suffering from a lack of voter confidence in the pre-election opinion polls, but he can sure count on the support of at least one major player - the Coronavirus. COVID-19 is a big fan of Donald Trump. In fact, it's fair to…
Read full storyDemi Lovato and Brad Pitt Are Reportedly Getting Hot and Heavy
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Celebrity Globe is reporting that the budding romance between Demi Lovato and Brad Pitt has reached the ‘sizzling stage’. Pia Confetti, with Celebrity Globe, said that a very reliable source informed her that the t…
Read full storyTom Bergeron, Who Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars, Says He Doesn't Like The New Host Tyra Banks
EL SEGUNDO, California – (Celebrity Satire) - Ex-host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron, spoke with a reporter with iRumors from his El Segundo beach house. Tom told Vodka Vermicelli he regrets having gotten into a physical altercation with…
Read full storyMegyn Kelly Hints That She is Going to Replace Kayleigh McEnany as Trump’s TV Press Secretary
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – CBS News is reporting that former Fox News host and NBC TV host Megyn Kelly will be replacing White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany. A White House insider told CBS News that the president feels that McEnany i…
Read full storyScratching bums in public in India leads to a prison sentence!
(UNEDITED) There are many reasons for people requiring to scratch their 'rear-ends' in public. Uncomfortable underpants, nylon knickers, tangas, fleas, and the most notable cause is; inappropriate use of bog paper. Bog paper, if not used properly,…
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