BETHESDA, Maryland – (Satire News) – President Trump was flown to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in a U.S. Army Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter.
Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that they had to use a military helicopter in case they were attacked by an Al-Qaeda terrorist group based in Minnesota.
Air Force radar had earlier detected two known Al-Qaeda choppers about 35 miles from the hospital.
Trump's private physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi, told the assembled media that the President, who is extremely overweight, is going to have to lose at least 47 pounds.
So Dr. Fu Fi has put him on a strict anti-Coronavirus McDonald’s food regimen.
When asked by reporters what that comprised, he said that Trump can eat an Egg McMuffin for breakfast, a Big Mac for lunch, and a Big Mac and an order of French fries for dinner.
The doctor then added Donald can also have a midnight snack, which will consist of two Oreo cookies or half a papaya, but not both.