Funny story: Trump’s Scuttling His Sinking White House

Trump’s Scuttling His Sinking White House

Donald Trump has scuttled his own White House. His ship of state is sinking, and he’s ankle-deep in water. To the rescue, Sheldon Adelson has thrown him a $75 million contribution to tow him back to safety and four more years. On the one hand, wi…

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Funny story: Biden advises police to aim for toenails

Biden advises police to aim for toenails

Biden’s basement - Inferno News At Biden’s Village-haul, Thursday night, he berated police for defending themselves against charging knife-wielding hopped-up crack-heads. Hunter applauded. “We have to stop shooting unarmed charging knife-wie…

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Funny story: Trump promises to perform a backflip if he wins election

Trump promises to perform a backflip if he wins election

In a rambling speech in Florida today, Donald Trump promised to perform a backflip if he wins the US election next month. His supporters cheered him on, causing the US president to babble on about the manoeuvre for almost an hour. "I could do it r…

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Funny story: The Nine Lives of a Very Stable Genius

The Nine Lives of a Very Stable Genius

Near the end of October of 2020, a small item appeared on the AP wire feed. Lady May, the yacht seized during the arrest of the former White House Strategist, Sloppy Steve, had been seconded to the White House as the new presidential yacht. The artic…

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Funny story: Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, has cast its shadow over normality again this evening, after the dangerous risk of spreading the virus put paid to the 2020 staging of one of the most eagerly-awaited events in the Japanese social calendar - the Bukkake Wor…

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Funny story: English professor fails 'O' Level English exam!

English professor fails 'O' Level English exam!

Nuances, idiosyncrasies, diverse meaning of many words, placing of commas, semi-colons, paragraphs, and full stops, within the wonderful English language requires years of university studies to gain complete command of this very difficult tool. Af…

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Funny story: Zombie-Owned Restaurants increasing in Popularity across the Country

Zombie-Owned Restaurants increasing in Popularity across the Country

Despite making up less than 1% of the American population, Zombies are one of the most unique ethnic minorities in the country due to their eccentric, albeit intriguing, lifestyle. One such area of cultural distinction is the rather interesting choic…

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Funny story: Trump Says Construction Will Begin Soon on His New Trump Tower Building in Downtown Moscow

Trump Says Construction Will Begin Soon on His New Trump Tower Building in Downtown Moscow

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) - President Trump was thrilled to see so many supporters at his last Trump Campaign Hate Rally. He looked out at the crowd, which he estimated to be between one and two million, and gave them all a thumbs-…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette spoke with L.A. Galaxy star Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito. The 32-year-old expressed that he is very upset and unhappy with the teams (4-9-3) record. He noted that sale…

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Funny story: Chrysler Says That It Will Be Dropping The Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo’s Racist Name

Chrysler Says That It Will Be Dropping The Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo’s Racist Name

DETROIT – (Satire News) – After receiving hundreds of petitions containing millions of names, the Chrysler Corporation has agreed to change the name of their highly popular SUV, The Grand Jeep Cherokee Laredo. The SUV was originally developed in 1…

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Funny story: Many in The Black Community Are Calling Rapper Ice Cube an Uncle Tom

Many in The Black Community Are Calling Rapper Ice Cube an Uncle Tom

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Afro Sheen Magazine is reporting that many African-Americans are now turning their backs on rapper Ice Cube, and calling him an Uncle Tom. Others are saying that they are shocked that the black rapper has turned into just…

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Funny story: Giuliani Reveals His October Surprise: He Sharted His Pants and His Daughter Thinks He's Insane

Giuliani Reveals His October Surprise: He Sharted His Pants and His Daughter Thinks He's Insane

Washington - Trump supporter and Russian tool, Rudy Giuliani, finally revealed his long-awaited October surprise, the predicted giant "bigger than Watergate" and "worst of all recorded history" scandal involving Vice President's son, Hunter Biden, an…

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Funny story: Trump says, "Just The Other Day…"

Trump says, "Just The Other Day…"

“Just the other day,” starts Donald Trump, as though about to quote documentary evidence and give valuable proof to support his lying position. Caught in a corner, it’s an on-the-spot invention. Does anyone buy his "Just the other day..." Trum…

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Funny story: Man Had To Change His Underpants At Work

Man Had To Change His Underpants At Work

We have all, at some time or other, suffered the inconvenience of getting wet and having to change our clothing, but when one man and his wife got drenched in torrential rain yesterday, then drove into an underwater pothole and fell off their motorbi…

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