Funny story: Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

Democrats Plan To Use Trump As A Trampoline After Election

A leaked Democratic Party memo from Washington has revealed that, after he has been ousted from the White House as a result of the November 3 presidential election, Donald Trump is to be used as a trampoline in the celebrations that will follow. A…

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Answers Letters Regarding Wampum Program

Dr. Billingsgate Answers Letters Regarding Wampum Program

BILLINGSGATE POST: It is apparent that the "Blessings for Wampum Program" article has created a tempest in a tepee. Some of the letters on that and other subjects: "BIllingsgate speak with forked tongue. Medicine Man never sell blessings for wam…

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Funny story: Tab Drink And Donald Trump To Be Retired

Tab Drink And Donald Trump To Be Retired

After sixty years, Coca-Cola has announced plans to retire Tab, which was once its new diet soda, to trim Cola’s portfolio. Also retiring is Donald Trump, by voters of the United States, to regain the nation’s stature in the world, and trim the tu…

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Funny story: Girlfriend invents Boyfriend Stick

Girlfriend invents Boyfriend Stick

Local brainbox Lorraine Reid has come up with a great idea to get her boyfriend, Keith Smythe, out of the house for a while - the boyfriend stick. 'A girlfriend was telling me how much she liked throwing a stick for her dog in the park, and so I c…

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Funny story: All communication to be disabled til after election

All communication to be disabled til after election

Under Denver Airport - Rooters News An anonymous source reports that all communications services will be shortly disabled to prevent dissemination of facts regarding the Biden family. The recent Twittering of Twitter was just a dry run. “The e…

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Funny story: Motorcyclist Crashes After Riding Through Floodwater

Motorcyclist Crashes After Riding Through Floodwater

A woman motorcyclist who was taking her husband to work during flooding caused by several days of torrential rain, suffered the misfortune of being thrown from the vehicle when an unseen pothole in the road almost swallowed it whole, and left the cou…

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Funny story: White House rose garden replaced with bigit tree orchard

White House rose garden replaced with bigit tree orchard

The latest update to the White House grounds comes compliments of the First Lady with strong encouragement from the President himself. Melania Trump had ordered the removal of the ornamental trees planted by Jackie Kennedy. The original plan was to…

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Funny story: America, there IS an alternative

America, there IS an alternative

In several days, the American populous will be in the know about who their next president will be. The election campaign has highlighted the inferior ideals espoused by both sides of politics. Not every voter is happy with the choice they must make.

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Funny story: Millions of Houston Astros Fans Are Furious as Hell

Millions of Houston Astros Fans Are Furious as Hell

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Houston Astros fans are ready to tar and feather one Senator Benjamin “The Ass” Sasse. The senator from Nebraska, during the Judge Amy Barrett senate hearing, out of the blue, mentioned that the Houston Astros are cheat…

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Funny story: The Donald Trump Town Hall Vs. The Joe Biden Town Hall

The Donald Trump Town Hall Vs. The Joe Biden Town Hall

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – President Trump held his television campaign town hall meeting on NBC in Miami, and Joe Biden held his on ABC in Philadelphia. iNews is reporting that both town halls were about as exciting as watching rust on an ol…

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Funny story: President Trump is Allocating $14.7 Billion To Send An Exploratory Team to The Newly Discovered Planet Covfefe

President Trump is Allocating $14.7 Billion To Send An Exploratory Team to The Newly Discovered Planet Covfefe

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump recently sat down with Dr. Amerigo Tennyson, who is the chief scientist at NASA. Dr. Tennyson is the man who discovered the planet Covfefe on April 20, 2020. The doctor has scientific degrees…

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Funny story: Scientists Say That Lake Michigan Could Dry Up Completely in 8 Years

Scientists Say That Lake Michigan Could Dry Up Completely in 8 Years

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Environmental scientists have released a report stating that, due to climate change, Lake Michigan could be totally bone dry by 2028. The experts said that when that happens, the city of Chicago is going to find itself up…

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Funny story: Trump Says Wearing A Mask Makes Him Look Weak

Trump Says Wearing A Mask Makes Him Look Weak

Donald Trump, who already used the weak excuse of bone spurs to get out of the Vietnam draft, now claims that wearing a mask makes him, the same Donald Trump, look weak. Actually, not wearing a mask makes him look more stupid than weak. Think of…

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