Funny story: Rodents R’ Us: A Sleepy Joe Exclusive By Dirty Trick Detwiler

Rodents R’ Us: A Sleepy Joe Exclusive By Dirty Trick Detwiler

BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a somber blue-grey October sky in Washington, President Trump brings back images of Pestilence as he plots the extermination of the rodent-like Sleepy Joe as the time of the final debate draws near. As part of…

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Funny story: Most Powerful Two-Year-Old in the World Up for Adoption

Most Powerful Two-Year-Old in the World Up for Adoption

The coming election in the US offers its citizens a stark choice between Donald Trump, the most powerful two-year-old in the world, and Joe Biden, a man visibly and painfully declining into senility. And if the polls are to be believed, the American…

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Funny story: Vole Discovered Living In Man's Beard

Vole Discovered Living In Man's Beard

The world of animal-lovers was in a frenzy of excitement this morning, after it was revealed that, for the last three years, a man from Suffolk has been unaware that a vole had been living in his beard. Ronald Lee, 49, of Ipswich, lives alone in a…

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Funny story: Man accessed The Spoof merely to see if he had any messages

Man accessed The Spoof merely to see if he had any messages

A frequent contributor to the satirical news website, The Spoof, has admitted that he accessed his account this evening merely to see if he had any messages from his fans, without the slightest thought of writing a story, but got 'sucked-in' anyway,…

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Funny story: Confused Joe Biden Endorses Trump

Confused Joe Biden Endorses Trump

Democrat presidential nominee, Joe Biden, has bizarrely endorsed his Republican rival, Donald Trump, for president. Campaigning in Toledo, Ohio, on Tuesday, Biden provided the President with more fodder as to his mental capacity to become preside…

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Funny story: Wood-Burners must burn wood, claim German scientists

Wood-Burners must burn wood, claim German scientists

Winter is approaching, so human resistance to cold feet, flu, common-colds, cold sex in bed, dark nights, creeps wandering our streets at 05.00 pm instead of 11.00 pm, plus other negative aspects of winter is diminishing. German scientists have done…

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Funny story: Coming Soon To a Town Near You – President Trump’s Coronavirus-Spreading Campaign Hate Rally

Coming Soon To a Town Near You – President Trump’s Coronavirus-Spreading Campaign Hate Rally

MOSQUITO RIVER, Florida – (Satire News) – The Tampa Bay Bugle Bulletin is reporting that El Presidente Trumpo’s Coronavirus-infested campaign hate rallies will be continuing as scheduled, no matter what. Yes, Captain Coronapalooza and the Trumpapa…

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Funny story: A Louisiana Town Has Been Wiped Off The Map By Two Back-to-Back Hurricanes

A Louisiana Town Has Been Wiped Off The Map By Two Back-to-Back Hurricanes

CAJUN WOMAN, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Hurricane Laura knocked the hell out of the town of Cajun Woman, and brought her to her knees. And then Hurricane Delta hit her, and totally wiped the little sardine-fishing village totally off the map.

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Funny story: The Washington D.C. United Black and Red Want Eric Cantona To Be Their New Manager

The Washington D.C. United Black and Red Want Eric Cantona To Be Their New Manager

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – D.C. United, of the Major Soccer League, have the worst record of all 26 teams in the league. Team owner Jason Levien informed ESPN-4 that his team’s 2-10 record is just not acceptable. He remarked that he…

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Funny story: Tom Bergeron Comments That Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Looked Like a Great White African Hunter

Tom Bergeron Comments That Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Looked Like a Great White African Hunter

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – The theme of this week’s edition of “Dancing With The Stars” was A Look at the 80's Crackhead Era . The dancers danced to songs by such popular 80’s artists as Stevie Wonder, Prince, Michael Jackson, Bro Mo, and th…

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Funny story: Portland Protesters Tear Down Statues of Thomas Jefferson, Paul Revere, and Sacajawea

Portland Protesters Tear Down Statues of Thomas Jefferson, Paul Revere, and Sacajawea

PORTLAND, Oregon – (Satire News) – A group of protesters calling themselves the Anti-Trump Soldiers of Saturn have destroyed several statues in downtown Portland. The Portland Police Department reported that the group of angry individuals toppled…

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Funny story: Prince George A Bit Of A Fanny

Prince George A Bit Of A Fanny

Royal watchers are saying that Prince George, the son of the Duke of Cambridge, Prince William, is having a hard time coming to terms with just how awful things are in the real world around him. William has revealed that George "was in tears" over…

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Funny story: Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again

Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again

Like the Willie Nelson song, On The Road Again, Donald Trump is also on the road again, and his traveling partner is COVID-19. Without wearing a mask, Trump climbed the lower steps to Air Force One, fewer steps, less energy required, maybe no cou…

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