In the aftermath of the news that the most powerful man in the world, President Donald Trump, has tested positive for the deadly Coronavirus, COVID-19, words are coming from the man, himself, that it is yet another case of fake news, and that he's never felt better in his life.
Mr. Trump, 74, tweeted that he has nothing worse than a cold.
The President has consistently spoken out about the virus, saying that its seriousness has been exaggerated, and he has frequently appeared in public not wearing a face mask, something senior medical officials warned against.
On Thursday, however, testing officials said the tests conducted on Trump came back positive, and he was advised to self-isolate.
Trump being Trump, he demanded a second opinion, and called in a captured ex-Viet Cong medic by the name of Doctor Kwak, for a 'more thorough' diagnosis.
Kwak said that Trump's illness was nothing more serious than a common cold, or, at worst, a mild case of flu. He said that a face mask was of no use, that they are for losers, and might even irritate the nose. A double dose of Hydroxychloroquine was prescribed, before breakfast and again at bedtime, to be preceded by two minutes gargling.
"I am in grate hands. Doctor Quack is the most compatent doc I ever met. I'll be back on the job in no time!"
Doctor Kwak is not a real doctor.