LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of Tinsel Town are that Kim Kardashian and NBA super star Kawahi Leonard are secretly dating.
Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle stated that she received a text from an LAPD officer stating that the two were spotted walking in a secluded area near Jellyfish Beach.
The officer stated that he was sure that it was Kim because of her amazingly gigantic ass. He said that the male appeared to be 6-foot-7-inches tall, he was carrying a basketball, and was not saying a word.
The Clippers were recently eliminated by the Denver Nuggets in the conference semi-finals. After the game, a reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine asked Kawhi how he felt.
He thought for a few moments and then replied, “Sad.”
Leonard is known for being one of the quietest, most easy-going players, not only in pro basketball, but in any professional sport, including bullfighting.
The NBA star was asked by SBIM if he was indeed dating Kim Kardashian. He raised his eyebrows, smiled, and said “Nope.”
Meanwhile the word on the street is that Kawhi is co-writing a book on basketball with Zydeco Dupree titled “The Sound of Silence.”