Funny story: The Entire Population of Texas Says That Nebraska Senator Sasse is Nothing But a Pile of Chupacabra Shit

The Entire Population of Texas Says That Nebraska Senator Sasse is Nothing But a Pile of Chupacabra Shit

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued a proclamation prohibiting Nebraska Senator Bennie Sasse from ever setting foot in Texas. The senator from the “Crème-Style Corn State” has angered every man,…

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Funny story: Appointing Amy's Clerks To The Supreme Court

Appointing Amy's Clerks To The Supreme Court

It takes several minutes for Amy to deny what she has spoken, written, and documented in the past, but she'll have something to say after confirmed to the Supreme Court and consults with her law clerks. Sound like a goody-two-shoes fillibuster? Yo…

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Funny story: Amy Coney Barrett ate at abortion cafe

Amy Coney Barrett ate at abortion cafe

There was shock today when it was revealed that nominee to the US Supreme Court Amy Coney Barrett once ate a foetus in an establishment known as an "abortion cafe". Liu Chan Restaurant is in the Chinatown district of Notre Dame in Indiana, and whe…

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Funny story: Biden Cites Sgt. Bilko And Blessings For Wampum Program As Inspiration

Biden Cites Sgt. Bilko And Blessings For Wampum Program As Inspiration

BILLINGSGATE POST: Among the most cherished political scam programs ever devised to line the pockets of family members of high ranking government officials is the “Blessings For Wampum Program.” This program, along with the pithy scams devised by th…

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Funny story: Man Mistakenly Went To Work On Public Holiday

Man Mistakenly Went To Work On Public Holiday

A man who is losing his mind has revealed how he woke up as he normally does at 5 a.m. this morning, had a shower, got dressed, ate his breakfast, and then went off to work - even though today was a public holiday! The individual concerned, Moys K…

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Funny story: Halloween: Trick Or Treat To Be Replaced By Track Or Trace

Halloween: Trick Or Treat To Be Replaced By Track Or Trace

Halloween, or All Hallows' Eve, is just around the corner again, but with the deadly Coronavirus still doing its dastardly work, changes to the normal Halloween format have had to be made. Perhaps the most impirtant change is an adaptation of the…

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Funny story: Welcome to your Writers Desk, Mister Meaner!

Welcome to your Writers Desk, Mister Meaner!

Whenever I open up my account on The Spoof, I'm met by the familiar message above. Most contributors to the site probably don't even notice it, but it's there, all the same, albeit personalized to each different writer, providing a great big, frie…

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Funny story: GOP: Barrett Will be Really Fair and Impartial As She Eliminates Health Care, Women's Choice and Biden Victory

GOP: Barrett Will be Really Fair and Impartial As She Eliminates Health Care, Women's Choice and Biden Victory

Washington - At the Senate Confirmation hearings for Amy Coney Barrett, Senate Republicans on the Judicial Committee praised the prospective Supreme Court judge after she indicated that she would be a totally fair judge who would apply the law withou…

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Funny story: California GOP Prove Their Previous Complaints About Election Fraud by Committing Election Fraud

California GOP Prove Their Previous Complaints About Election Fraud by Committing Election Fraud

Orange County, California - Earlier this week, State Republican leaders in California, who have long complained about rampant election fraud in the state and across the U.S. without any evidence to support those claims, finally proved their point by…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire quits footy and becomes a Kickboxer!

Harry Maguire quits footy and becomes a Kickboxer!

(NOT EDITED) Manchester United's 'falling star' defender has decided enough is enough after realising he has much more talent being a kick-boxer than a twinkle-toed, footy central defender, who gets stuffed every time a speedy attacker leaves him for…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Retire From Football

Harry Maguire To Retire From Football

There was sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, as Manchester United captain and England defender, Harry Maguire, made a shock announcement to the effect that he intends to retire from football, and to pursue a career in a differe…

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Funny story: Ship Importing Chlorinated Chicken Sinks

Ship Importing Chlorinated Chicken Sinks

A ship carrying three hundred tonnes of chlorinated chicken has sunk in the North Atlantic after striking an iceberg. Tabloid writers outdid themselves in an attempt to come up with the best Titanic pun - "Tita-Chick" yelled The Daily Felch. The…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits That She Has Changed the Locks on All of Her Mansion Doors In Order to Keep Kanye West The Pest Out

Kim Kardashian Admits That She Has Changed the Locks on All of Her Mansion Doors In Order to Keep Kanye West The Pest Out

CALABASAS, California - (Celebrity Satire) – Afro Sheen Magazine has revealed that the princess of the Kardashian Clan, Kim Kardashian, has had it with her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Mr. Kim Kardashian, aka Kanye West. Kim said that she, her mother, a…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals That She Is Writing a Juicy Tell-All Book About Queen Elizabeth

Meghan Markle Reveals That She Is Writing a Juicy Tell-All Book About Queen Elizabeth

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, is currently writing a tell-all book on Queen Elizabeth, that will probably be a bit lascivious. Fajita San Guacamole, with Hollywood Innuendo…

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Funny story: Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello Deny The Marriage Rumors

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello Deny The Marriage Rumors

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that the Shawn Mendes – Camila Cabello Self-Distancing Concert was a huge success. The couple performed for a 100% mask-wearing audience, and they received four encores, plus $9,000 in…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The first lady confided to her future step-daughter-in-law that she is becoming more and more worried about the President. Melania told Kimberly Guilfoyle that she has noticed that Donald is now having to use bot…

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