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Funny story: France Unconditionally Surrenders

France Unconditionally Surrenders

According to unconfirmed reporters from Reuters French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France has surrendered to advancing Russian forces in Ukraine, stating that the French have 'no appetite for war; just raw onions and smelly cheese'.

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Funny story: Putin Wows In Blue Suit And Purple Tie Combo

Putin Wows In Blue Suit And Purple Tie Combo

It was his big moment on the world stage; with the eyes on the planet on him so it comes as no surprise that Vladimir Putin had to shine. The Russian President, 69, showcased his stunning physique in the Siberian-made bold outfit, which was acco…

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Funny story: Aldi Release Vegan Friendly New Snack

Aldi Release Vegan Friendly New Snack

The budget supermarket chain, Aldi, has announced it is releasing a vegan friendly 'add boiling water' snack that they insist does not contain any traces of meat, especially dog meat, after recent allegations that some processed food contained traces…

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Funny story: Mass Walkout During Paralympics Unlikely - Says Doctor

Mass Walkout During Paralympics Unlikely - Says Doctor

A threatened walkout by Paralympians after Athletes from Russia and Belarus were allowed to compete as neutrals at the 2022 Winter Paralympics in Beijing following the invasion of Ukraine is highly unlikely claims a leading spinal surgeon. The In…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Insists The Nude Photos of Her Are of Some Fat-Ass Pole Dancer

Marjorie Taylor Greene Insists The Nude Photos of Her Are of Some Fat-Ass Pole Dancer

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - A reporter with The Daily Dirt caught up with Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was in Baltimore getting an old MAGA tattoo lasered off her right butt cheek. DD's Stormy Coin asked MTG about the naked photos that appear…

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Funny story: One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

DALLAS – (Satire News) – In a revelation that has stunned the NFL world, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has just announced that she is in fact a transgender. The Sports Bet Gazette’s senior writer Zorro La Bamba broke the story about Staci Dinndabac…

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Funny story: Putin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”

Putin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to invade the Ukraine after watching Fox News, Newsmax and other American rightwing news outlets for an entire weekend. Convinced that his favorite American politician, Donald Trump, and his cu…

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Funny story: Putin’s Rumored Impotence May Have Led To Ukraine Intrusion

Putin’s Rumored Impotence May Have Led To Ukraine Intrusion

President Vladimir Putin’s recent decision to force himself on Ukraine may in part be due to a rumored case of impotence. Western intelligence officials have speculated that as a way to compensate for his debilitating condition Putin has thrust his c…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Green Says Trump Stole 47 Nude Photos of Her and She Wants Them Back

Marjorie Taylor Green Says Trump Stole 47 Nude Photos of Her and She Wants Them Back

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has dated Matt Gatez, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Ann Coulter, told the FBI that she wants the 47 naked photos of her that Trump stole from underneath her bedroom bed…

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Funny story: Putin Needs A Bowl Of Prunes

Putin Needs A Bowl Of Prunes

Frustrated by losing the battle with Ukraine, the little guy has threatened to go nuclear. Somebody give Putin a bowl of prunes. He bit off more than he could chew, and his thinking is frozen in the old Soviet Union days. Ukraine is not a cream p…

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Funny story: In Surprising Development, Putin Invades East Hoboken

In Surprising Development, Putin Invades East Hoboken

Russian President Vladimir Putin threw the United States a surprising curveball this week. Just as American forces were preparing to intercept a Russian invasion of Ukraine, Putin surprised everybody by suddenly invading East Hoboken, a section of a…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine

Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting a story that has shocked the entire world. According to BuzzFuzz senior writer, Tafetta Kixx, Ivanka Trump confessed to her that a mere three hours before President Putin launched his invasion of Ukra…

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Funny story: Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…

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Funny story: Russia, China, and Cambodia Agree To Form a NATO-Like Pact To Be Called, “Two Big Ass Major World Powers and One Little Bitty Insignificant One”

Russia, China, and Cambodia Agree To Form a NATO-Like Pact To Be Called, “Two Big Ass Major World Powers and One Little Bitty Insignificant One”

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin has just announced that two of the world’s major powers have agreed to form a three-nation pact with a smaller, insignificant power. When asked why in the world the great powerful countries of Russia and China…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers May Sign With The Cincinnati Bengals

Aaron Rodgers May Sign With The Cincinnati Bengals

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) – Word filtering out of PackerLand is that quarterback Aaron Rodgers is considering an offer from the Bengals to join their team. The Bengals lost to the Los Angeles Rams in the Super Bowl and have expressed…

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Funny story: The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Weather experts are now stating that the gigantic meteor which was scheduled to hit Alabama in March will not hit the cotton-pickin’ state after all. Weather expert, and collector of foreign adult toys, Toby Prixsteen, ha…

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Funny story: Allstate Signs Tom Brady and Tony Romo To Star With Aaron Rodgers In The Insurance Commercials

Allstate Signs Tom Brady and Tony Romo To Star With Aaron Rodgers In The Insurance Commercials

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In an excellent advertising move, Allstate Insurance has announced that they have just signed the recently retired Tampa Bay Bucs quarterback Tom Brady, and the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (now a CBS…

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Funny story: The Transgender Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Has Just Become a Multi-Millionaire!

The Transgender Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Has Just Become a Multi-Millionaire!

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The happiest pro sports cheerleader in history is Staci Dinndabaca. The 26-year-old 'rah-rah' girl has just received a ton of money from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Jones decided…

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Funny story: Putin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence

Putin officially recognizes Dumb-Ass independence

Putin today has officially recognized the separatist Dumb-Ass region of Russian speaking peoples on the Eastern edge of Ukraine. He then demanded Ukraine stop shelling the Dumb-Ass peoples. Putin is not afraid of sanctions since Russia is far ric…

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Funny story: Nazi Man (to be sung to the melody of "Spider Man")

Nazi Man (to be sung to the melody of "Spider Man")

Nazi Man, Nazi Man, Does whatever a Nazi can. Spins his lies, any size, Attracts more Nazis, just like flies. Look Out! Here comes the Nazi Man. Is he wrong? Listen bud, He's got White Supremacist blood. Can he swing from a thread? Take…

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Funny story: Ukraine Invasion Was Planned by Donald Trump

Ukraine Invasion Was Planned by Donald Trump

A transcript released by the January 6th Select Committee details a conference call indicating that the invasion of Ukraine originated with Donald Trump and his associates Roger Stone, Steve Bannon and Paul Manafort (ie. the usual suspects). Rep. B…

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Funny story: Lab-grown meat served in Asia as a delicacy

Lab-grown meat served in Asia as a delicacy

Weirdo News: Lab-grown human vagina lips will soon be available in restaurants in Singapore after the country became the first to green-light meat created without slaughtering any animals. Lab-grown human vagina meat to go on sale in Singapore in…

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Funny story: Putin: No Ukraine Invasion Since Valieva Can Skate

Putin: No Ukraine Invasion Since Valieva Can Skate

Moscow, Monday, Feb, 14. Woof Bluster with an SOS report for Spoof On Sports. The imminent threat of Russia's invasion of Ukraine disappeared Monday as President Vladimir Putin offered a Valentine's gift of peace to the world. The "no war" decision f…

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Funny story: Ukraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse

Ukraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse

BILLINGSGATE POST: As far as wartime rat f*cks go, twenty-six centuries have passed since the Mother Of All Rat F*cks (MOARF) occurred. First mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey, the story of the Trojan Horse is well-known. It describes how Greek soldiers w…

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Funny story: President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!

President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – Ninety-seven percent of Putin’s cabinet says (behind his back of course) that their leader fucked up big time (as they say in Vegas). The Kremlin Voice has written that Putin should have learned to think things through be…

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Funny story: The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom

The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom

LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…

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Funny story: Tickets To The NFL Game Between The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers at London’s Wembley Stadium Are All Sold Out!

Tickets To The NFL Game Between The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers at London’s Wembley Stadium Are All Sold Out!

LONDON – (UK Sports Satire) – Tickety Boo News reports “They’re All Gone!” referring to the hottest sports tickets in town. TBN writer Brompton Boxgrove informed the British citizens that all 89,903 tickets were sold within 37 minutes of being put…

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Funny story: Trump For Prison In 2024

Trump For Prison In 2024

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – A group calling itself The Windy City Citizens To Make Sure Trump Ends Up In Prison In 2024 (TWCCTMSTEUIPI-2024) has informed the national news media that they plan to raise $75.3 million within three weeks. A spokesperso…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions For 2022

A List of 10 Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions For 2022

A LIST OF 10 CELEBRITY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR 2022 - TAYLOR SWIFT – She wants to get at least three new boyfriends by Valentine's Day, so she can break up with them, and write her first three hit songs of the year. - DONALD TRUMP – Vows to…

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Funny story: Ireland Chased The Russian Navy Away

Ireland Chased The Russian Navy Away

Who would have thought? It started when Russia announced it was going to perform naval exercises off the coast of Ireland without Ireland’s permission. Furthermore, Russia added, Ireland should stay out of its way. What? Naval exercises off the c…

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Funny story: The US Hurricane Agency Has Just Announced The Reason Why They Are Dropping The Name Marjorie From Their List of 2022 Hurricane Names

The US Hurricane Agency Has Just Announced The Reason Why They Are Dropping The Name Marjorie From Their List of 2022 Hurricane Names

MIAMI, Florida – (Satire News) – The US Hurricane Agency in charge of naming hurricanes has just made an announcement that really and truly did not surprise anyone. The agency, which has been naming hurricanes since World War II, decided to drop t…

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Funny story: STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin

STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin

MOSCOW – ‘Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022’ has announced Staind as their first headliner as the long defunct music festival has been resurrected as a Kremlin-pressured pro-war rally. American rock band STAIND has been announced as the first headliner…

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Funny story: Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls

Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin resembled the US Capitol on January 6, as hundreds of young anti-Ukraine War protesters stormed the building and destroyed expensive paintings by Wassily Kandinsky, Marc Chagall, Ilya Repin, and Tinkerbell Foofin…

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci Convinces President Biden To File A $40 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

Dr. Fauci Convinces President Biden To File A $40 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s money concerns keep getting worse and worse. He has just learned that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of The National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, will be hitting the has…

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Funny story: Racial Diversity Column

Racial Diversity Column

As part of our new attempts at diversity, here is an excerpt from “Things That Piss Me Off About White People,” the bestselling book by Rubbin’ D. Angelo, an academian who has been leading racial diversity seminars for the past thirty years. Most…

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Funny story: A Saudi Arabian Prince Proposes To LPGA Beauty Paige Spiranac

A Saudi Arabian Prince Proposes To LPGA Beauty Paige Spiranac

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – One of the most beautiful female athletes in the history of female athletes has just received a stunning marriage proposal. BuzzFuzz (Saudi Arabian Division) has just stated that filthy-rich Prince Trubeer Alleman…

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Funny story: The World’s Best Vagina Tightening Cream Is Now Available At Walgreens and CVS

The World’s Best Vagina Tightening Cream Is Now Available At Walgreens and CVS

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The makers of the best pubic region tightening cream on the market are thrilled to say that it is now finally available in local pharmacies. Dr. Petrov P. Vinalabinio, of Greenland, who invented the cream, which is…

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Funny story: A National Tampon Company Warns Its Users That Some Could Explode When They Come In Contact With Sperm

A National Tampon Company Warns Its Users That Some Could Explode When They Come In Contact With Sperm

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just reported that the Hooha Tampon Company, headquartered in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, has just issued a very important warning that needs to be heeded by any and all females who use their tampons. Company…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Is The Father of A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader’s Twin Girls

Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Is The Father of A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader’s Twin Girls

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Sportapalooza is reporting that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is vehemently denying that he is the father of Cowboys Cheerleader Missy Buzzavino’s twin baby girls, Aarona and Aaronette. Rodgers,…

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Funny story: Danny Dyer Condemns Russian Invasion

Danny Dyer Condemns Russian Invasion

Former football hooligan, alleged hard man, and Eastenders actor Danny Dyer said Russia's invasion of Ukraine marked a "deep rupture in Europe's history following the end of the Cold War'' and he's having "none of this bollocks". Russian missiles…

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Funny story: 1,007 of Florida’s 1,013 McDonalds Have Officially Banned Donald J. Trump

1,007 of Florida’s 1,013 McDonalds Have Officially Banned Donald J. Trump

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Florida McDonalds restaurant chain has informed the American public that DJT has just been banned from setting foot in 1,007 of the McDonalds located in the Plywood State. Warner F. Ragga…

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Funny story: Most Texas Citizens Want Gov. Greg Abbott Impeached and Exiled To Guatemala

Most Texas Citizens Want Gov. Greg Abbott Impeached and Exiled To Guatemala

AUSTIN - (Satire News) - Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas is hated by more Texans of all political parties, religious religions, and even atheistic atheists than anyone in the history of US politics. Abbott, who looks like an eggplant emoji, recently tol…

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Funny story: Britain imposes pathetic "sanctions" on Russia

Britain imposes pathetic "sanctions" on Russia

As Russian tanks roll into Ukraine, fingers are being pointed. But fingers are not guns and NATO is reluctant to send troops to defend. So it has been left to Western countries to try to persuade the Russians to stop the madness by cutting funding to…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals The Names of Her Two Tits

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals The Names of Her Two Tits

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - One of the most unpopular congresswomen to ever serve in congress says she doesn't give a tinker's damn what anyone thinks about her because they're all just jealous of her sensuously sexy legs, her erotic ass, and her tit…

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Funny story: Japan Develops A Spy Camera That Can Easily Be Hidden Inside A Woman’s Vagina

Japan Develops A Spy Camera That Can Easily Be Hidden Inside A Woman’s Vagina

TOKYO – (Satire News) – Electronic reports filtering out of Japan are that the country’s biggest spy camera company Spy Cameras & Stuff has just developed a revolutionary camera. The camera was developed as a means to capture clandestine opera…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Writing a Science Fiction Novel

Donald Trump Is Writing a Science Fiction Novel

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine has just broken the story that Donald Trump is writing a science fiction novel. A Mar-a-Lago insider, told GOPicky senior writer Amos Soursuckle that DJT is on page 4 of his 339-page book.

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Funny story: Putin’s Other Invasions That We Forgot About

Putin’s Other Invasions That We Forgot About

2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins…

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Funny story: President Biden To Visit Ukraine

President Biden To Visit Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Jen Psaki has just announced that President Biden will be traveling to Ukraine within the next few days. Psaki, whose name is pronounced "Saki," like the Japanese drink, pointed out that traveli…

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Funny story: Funny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day

Funny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day

As people across the country are starting their new year diets, one woman has found a hilarious and original way to eat chocolate and stick to her diet by posting on Fakebook 'Look everyone, having my five a day, LOL' accompanied by a photo of a half…

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Funny story: Who Does Russia Think It Is?

Who Does Russia Think It Is?

Get real, Russia! Who do you think you are, China? Not only is Putin almost a head shorter, (5ft. 5in. with lifts) then Biden (6ft. without shoes) but Russia is smaller than North America. You shrimp! While everyone loves piroshki and borscht,…

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Funny story: R-Rated Tweets From Republicans - January, 2022

R-Rated Tweets From Republicans - January, 2022

The Vox Populi News Agency has just compiled a list of some tweets that were recently sent out by members of the Republican party. The tweets were compiled by Vox Populi senior writer Tapioca Swizzle. TWEETS FROM REPUBLICANS TWEET #1: DONALD TR…

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Funny story: Norway Is Extremely Concerned About The Sardine Shortage

Norway Is Extremely Concerned About The Sardine Shortage

OSLO, Norway – (World Satire) – The government of Norway is very worried about the sardine shortage that has hit the Scandinavian country. Concern over the oily forage fish situation has all Norwegians worried-as-hell. The term sardine is also…

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Funny story: One last swallow at Wembley Stadium

One last swallow at Wembley Stadium

LONDON, (Rooters) - A yankee woman, Maria O'Sullivan, pissed off a Londoner named Jack Cromwell, better known to his friends as the "Ripper," during a goal scored inside Wembley Stadium at the start of his country's World Cup qualifying game against…

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Funny story: California To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic

California To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic

The State of California is planning on banning all plastic products. Yes, soon, in California, there will be no plastic allowed: no more soda bottles, water bottles, baby bottles, shampoo bottles, pill bottles, plastic silverware, food containers, su…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth’s Kentucky Race Horse Wins Again!

Queen Elizabeth’s Kentucky Race Horse Wins Again!

OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – Queen Elizabeth's racehorse, named “iPad” has just won The Oklahoma City Derby. The two-year-old “iPad” who is a rescue racehorse captured the coveted Oklahoma City Derby, by an amazing 21 lengths. The queen’s…

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Funny story: Betty White Left Most of Her $75 Million To Her Pet Cockatoo “Cocky”

Betty White Left Most of Her $75 Million To Her Pet Cockatoo “Cocky”

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the most beloved comedian/actresses of all time has gone to that great television studio in the sky. The “First Lady of Television," Betty White passed away days short of her 100th birthday. According to LaL…

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Funny story: A Ukrainian Regiment Made Up of Women Kicks One of Putin’s Most Powerful Regiment's Ass

A Ukrainian Regiment Made Up of Women Kicks One of Putin’s Most Powerful Regiment's Ass

FUKTOI, Ukraine - The Ukrainian government is reporting that the 903rd infantry regiment, which is comprised of female soldiers between the ages of 17 and 31, has beat the shit out of one of Russia's most powerful regiments. The 903rd, soundly def…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Film A Commercial For McDonalds and He Agrees To Get Paid In Big Macs

Donald Trump To Film A Commercial For McDonalds and He Agrees To Get Paid In Big Macs

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the Big Apple, is that the twice-impeached, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has agreed to film a commercial for McDonalds. Mr. Melania Trump will film the commercial in Central Park, where h…

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Funny story: England’s Coors Light Brewing Company Has Just Named A New Beer After Queen Elizabeth

England’s Coors Light Brewing Company Has Just Named A New Beer After Queen Elizabeth

LONDON – (Satire News) – Coors Light Beer, which is headquartered in Golden, Colorado, has just announced that it will be brewing a new light beer in honor of her majesty, the queen. A spokesperson for Coors Light (UK), Rafferty Cocklings, III, sa…

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Funny story: New US Congress to implement super DST

New US Congress to implement super DST

Mar a Largo - A new US Congress is already meeting. Comprised of projected winners, they have written a bill shaking the current administration in their diapers. Inspired by recent bills to make Daylight Savings Permanent, the new bill will sprin…

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Funny story: Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes Plan on Watching Super Bowl LVI at Tony Romo’s House

Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes Plan on Watching Super Bowl LVI at Tony Romo’s House

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – So now that the NFL’s top three quarterbacks are not going to get to go to the Super Bowl, CBS analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has invited the threesome to his Dallas mansion (Casa Romo) to watch the…

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Funny story: Putin Calls For Cacklemania Ceasefire

Putin Calls For Cacklemania Ceasefire

BILLINGSGATE POST: Haunted by the incessant cackle of Kamala Harris as she visits Poland and Romania, Vladimir Putin admits that his troops have become disoriented by the Ukraine loudspeakers that never stop blasting away the sounds of Kamala’s laug…

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months

Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…

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Funny story: Is Tucker Carlson The Tokyo Rose Of Russia’s Ukraine Invasion?

Is Tucker Carlson The Tokyo Rose Of Russia’s Ukraine Invasion?

It seems like Tucker Carlson, of Fox News, is shooting off his mouth reminiscent of what Tokyo Rose did during World War II. Tokyo Rose hosted a Japanese propaganda radio program during World War II aimed at American service members in the South Paci…

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Funny story: Couple arguing over the last twiglet

Couple arguing over the last twiglet

Gary and Lorraine Johnson have spent the last hour arguing over the last Twiglet. ‘I love Twiglets’ said Gary ‘but I hate Marmite, so if I want the taste of Marmite without the texture, I go for a Twiglet, but there was only one left, so I asked L…

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Totally Agrees With Trump That Mitch “Turtle Face” McConnell Needs To Be Stripped of His Speaker-of-the-House Title

The Ku Klux Klan Totally Agrees With Trump That Mitch “Turtle Face” McConnell Needs To Be Stripped of His Speaker-of-the-House Title

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The KKK has just issued an organizational memo stating that they are sick and tired of Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell attacking their beloved hero Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. Finius Finnstertuck, 53, who is the…

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Funny story: A Major Brewing Company Is Now Selling Viagra-Flavored Beer

A Major Brewing Company Is Now Selling Viagra-Flavored Beer

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The Empire Castle Brewing Company has just introduced a brand new beer. A corporate spokesperson said that the new beer was 11 months in the developmental stages. The brewery took their signature beer, Empire Castle a…

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Funny story: Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…

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Funny story: The Trojan Horse Condom Company Is Now Marketing Tiny Condoms For Males With Micro-Penises

The Trojan Horse Condom Company Is Now Marketing Tiny Condoms For Males With Micro-Penises

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The nation’s leading prophylactic (condom) manufacturer has just announced a new condom that it has just put out on the market. The condom is extremely tiny and Trojan Horse representative Peter P. Pillowitz, 52, said tha…

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Funny story: Putin's Invasion of Ukraine Is The Real "March Madness"

Putin's Invasion of Ukraine Is The Real "March Madness"

MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has turned on President Putin like Donald Trump turned on Rudy Giuliani, Michael Cohen, Megan Kelly, Tom Brady, and Stormy Daniels. The KV no longer fears Putin or his KGB enforcers. The national Russian…

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Funny story: Goodbye 2021 And No Thanks For The Memories

Goodbye 2021 And No Thanks For The Memories

The best thing about 2021? Donald Trump is out of the White House. The worst thing about 2021? Donald Trump nearly succeeded in destroying U.S. Democracy. He came close. He and his cronies worked their collective tails off with desperate back…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Was Fired For Being Pregnant Is Awarded A Huge Monetary Settlement

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Was Fired For Being Pregnant Is Awarded A Huge Monetary Settlement

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a story that clearly shows that if you bide your time, you will eventually be rewarded; and rewarded handsomely. iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, reported in November of 2020, that veteran cheerleader Millicent Tumblewo…

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Funny story: The Freedom Truck Convoy Is Headed For Ukraine

The Freedom Truck Convoy Is Headed For Ukraine

The Freedom Truck Convoy is no longer a sissy, thumb-sucking group blocking roads in Canada and the United States protesting the Covid pandemic measures. Instead, calling themselves Free Ukraine Truck Drivers, they are mobilizing and driving their bi…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Falls Off Her Horse During A Fox Hunt

Queen Elizabeth Falls Off Her Horse During A Fox Hunt

LONDON - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz (UK) is reporting that Queen Elizabeth took a royally horrendous fall as she was on her monthly fox hunt near Windsor Castle. Prince Charles, who was with his mum, said that her majesty's horse, "Buffy," got spook…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk, Inc., To Develop The World’s First Portable Bidet

Bezos-Musk, Inc., To Develop The World’s First Portable Bidet

AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest corporation in the entire world has just announced that they will soon be marketing the world’s very first portable bidet. The PB, as Jeff Bezos has pegged it, (no pun intended) will be roughly the size…

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Funny story: Alabama Outlaws Gay & Lesbian Parades

Alabama Outlaws Gay & Lesbian Parades

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The extremely homophobic state of Alabama has just passed a law that will prohibit any homosexualized group, organization, or entity from having a parade within the city limits of any town or city in the state.

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Funny story: Prince Charles To Get His Gigantic Ears Reduced By 45%

Prince Charles To Get His Gigantic Ears Reduced By 45%

LONDON - (Satire News) - An insider at Buckingham Palace has just revealed that Prince Charles, who is 73, recently entered The Robin Hood Hospital to see about getting a procedure that will reduce his humongously gigantic ears by 45%. The ear, no…

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Funny story: The FBI Raided Mar-a-Lago And Found 19 Gold Bars That Were Stolen From Fort Knox

The FBI Raided Mar-a-Lago And Found 19 Gold Bars That Were Stolen From Fort Knox

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming from The Daily Dirt News Agency state that a dozen agents from the FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on Trump’s Dixieland mansion, Mar-a-Lago. The Federal officers confiscated over 27 computers, lap tops, iP…

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Funny story: The Phoenix Suns Are Kicking Every Other NBA Team's Collective Asses!

The Phoenix Suns Are Kicking Every Other NBA Team's Collective Asses!

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Word from the office of NBA Commissioner Ron Silver say that the Phoenix Suns are playing the best ball in the entire NBA. Their record, as of press time, was an astounding 53-13. Sun's coach Earl "The Pearl" Wats…

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Funny story: McDonalds Introduces Their New McFortune Cookie-Flavored McNuggets

McDonalds Introduces Their New McFortune Cookie-Flavored McNuggets

CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The Mickey D’s fast food chain is always looking out for brand new menu items to add to it’s huge assortment of “Mc” foods. A spokesperson for the biggest fast food chain in the entire world stated that their…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Demoted to T-Ball Journalism League

Kamala Harris Demoted to T-Ball Journalism League

With Harris’ latest effort to rehabilitate her political batting average widely seen as a dramatic failure, her dwindling team of strategists have decided to move on from the “softball” interview format to the T-ball interview format. For those who…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…

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Funny story: The Reason Why The Company That Was Manufacturing Pizza-Flavored Condoms Has Stopped

The Reason Why The Company That Was Manufacturing Pizza-Flavored Condoms Has Stopped

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Rubberized Rubber Company of Philadelphia has informed the public that it will discontinue their line of pizza-flavored condoms. Lana D. Tinhaus, a spokeswoman for RRC stated that they decided on the move after r…

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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box, in An Effort To Increase Patrons, Plans to Add Swimming Pools to Their Restaurants

Jack-in-the-Box, in An Effort To Increase Patrons, Plans to Add Swimming Pools to Their Restaurants

CALEXICO, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain has just announced that the 71-year-old company will be implementing a new change to help boost their menu-item sales. Spokesperson Nanette Cowcaloochi,…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Throwing Her Bra Into The 2024 Presidential Race

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Throwing Her Bra Into The 2024 Presidential Race

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just broken the story that one of the most hated politicians in the entire USA has just stated that she is throwing her bra into the 2024 presidential race. As OGNA writer Ashburn Was…

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Funny story: A C-5A Transport Plane Loaded With Hundreds of Ukrainian Refugees is Headed For Florida

A C-5A Transport Plane Loaded With Hundreds of Ukrainian Refugees is Headed For Florida

MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a cargo plane has just left the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv headed for Palm Beach, Florida, which is where the Trumps live. VPNA senior writer Tapioca Swizzle stated that when Dona…

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Funny story: The Spoof Gets Out Spoofed

The Spoof Gets Out Spoofed

Geez! The Spoof was out-spoofed in its most outlandishness and not by the Marks Brothers or The Three Stooges. The Spoof was out-spoofed by a White House deputy press secretary. (But good company!) After his tweet, White House Press Secretary And…

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Funny story: A Virginia Veterinarian’s Business Has Shot Up 600% Since He Started Giving Botox Injections To Bloodhounds

A Virginia Veterinarian’s Business Has Shot Up 600% Since He Started Giving Botox Injections To Bloodhounds

RED GUMBALL, Virginia – (Satire News) – Red Gumball is a town of 52,902 people. It is the birthplace of one of Taylor Swift’s cousins, Stepanie Swift. It is also home to one of its most popular citizens, Dr. Elroy P. Noodle, the town’s veterinaria…

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Funny story: Russia Requests Military Assistance From China, Syria, Germany, (oops, Russia's mistake) And North Korea

Russia Requests Military Assistance From China, Syria, Germany, (oops, Russia's mistake) And North Korea

The request for Germany's military assistance was a pipe-dream mistake created by a Russian subordinate's intern who had a sense of humor. (And who has since fallen out of a 6th story window.) Syria claims that they are fresh out of extra killin…

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Funny story: Trump Slaps Ted Cruz at MAGA Rally Because “His Wife is Still Ugly”

Trump Slaps Ted Cruz at MAGA Rally Because “His Wife is Still Ugly”

Dallas - Appearing at a Trump rally just outside Dallas yesterday, Texas Senator Ted Cruz spoke briefly to the audience of red hatted MAGA cult fans and said he still supports the former President, even after Trump had noted in 2016 that Cruz's wife…

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Funny story: Ben and Jerry's Latest Ice Cream Flavor Is Will Smith Evil Blackberry Surprise

Ben and Jerry's Latest Ice Cream Flavor Is Will Smith Evil Blackberry Surprise

FROZEN FIDDLE, Vermont - (Satire News) - The makers of Ben and Jerry Ice Cream have developed over 100 different ice cream names including Tasty Tango Mango Durango, Sweet Caroline Delight, and Thighlicious Daisy Duke Supreme. The ice cream giant…

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Funny story: Dr. Dre Defeats Snoop Dogg In Crotch-Grabbing Super Bowl Halftime Show

Dr. Dre Defeats Snoop Dogg In Crotch-Grabbing Super Bowl Halftime Show

BILLINGSGATE POST: For Crotch-Grabbing fans, the Super Bowl halftime show lived up to expectations. With the Over-Under Line set at 78 on how many times Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg would grab their respective crotches during their performances, Dr. Dre w…

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Explains The Nude Photos of Her And Aaron Rodgers

Danica Patrick Explains The Nude Photos of Her And Aaron Rodgers

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR princess Danica Patrick recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo at The Intoxicated Iguana Bar in New York City. The two have known each other ever since Danica was in high school…

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Funny story: Cambodia Is Sending Their Lone Aircraft Carrier To Help Ukraine

Cambodia Is Sending Their Lone Aircraft Carrier To Help Ukraine

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - (World Satire) - The Ukraine is happy to announce that the government of Cambodia is sending their aircraft carrier, the CS Bamboo Stick, to help in Ukraine's war against the Communistic pantywaist Russian army. A rep for Ca…

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Funny story: President Putin Is Now Blaming Trump For His Extremely Low Approval Rating

President Putin Is Now Blaming Trump For His Extremely Low Approval Rating

MOSCOW – (World Satire ) – The Kremlin Voice has said that Putin is putting the entire blame for all of the protests that are going on in every Russian city on the racist sexual predator (aka Trump). The KV noted that Putin said that when the wor…

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Funny story: Mailman accused of sending turkey to an early Thanksgiving

Mailman accused of sending turkey to an early Thanksgiving

Quaker Press: A mail carrier in Albuquerque, New Mexico has been accused of fowl play after going postal on a wild turkey named Tommy. The bird apparently accosted the letter carrier Monday, and started to interact with his leg, prompting him to g…

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Funny story: Russia Issues A Very, Very Strong Warning To Lithuania

Russia Issues A Very, Very Strong Warning To Lithuania

MOSCOW – (World News) – The Kremlin Voice has made it known to the little bitty country of Lithuania that if one of it’s fighter jets crosses into Russian air space again it will be shot down and the biggest piece of the plane that will be left will…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers insists Fauci join other receivers in deal with Denver Broncos

Aaron Rodgers insists Fauci join other receivers in deal with Denver Broncos

With rumors of QB Aaron Rodgers leaving the Green Bay Packers, Mr. Fauci has once again made an appearance. Aaron Rodgers is insisting that he will not go to another team, such as the Denver Broncos, without trusted receivers at his side. These…

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Funny story: The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out. Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service b…

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Funny story: The Sexy LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac Turns Down $4 Million To Pose Totally Naked In a European Men's Magazine

The Sexy LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac Turns Down $4 Million To Pose Totally Naked In a European Men's Magazine

PARIS, France - (Sports Satire) - One of the most beautiful female atletes in the history of female athletes, has just turned down a very, very lucrative offer to pose in her birthday suit for a leading men's adult magazine. Paige Spiranac was off…

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Funny story: The Free World's Convoy Is Slowly Moving Toward The Kremlin

The Free World's Convoy Is Slowly Moving Toward The Kremlin

Everyone can see the satellite photos of the Russian convoy mired in Ukraine out of fuel, food, and future. Guessing here, but why haven't they called for AAA or roadside service to provide some fuel? Or maybe they're having second thoughts and are c…

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