There have been 111 spoof news stories published in August 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Eric "Goofy" Trump Says Global Warming Is a Hoax - So Is His Brain!

Eric "Goofy" Trump Says Global Warming Is a Hoax - So Is His Brain!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Like the old saying goes, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. And in Eric Trump's case, as with every member of the Trump family, he is a fucking nut; with the one exception of the 6-foot-5-inch tall, 15-year-old B…

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Funny story: Arizona GOP Unveils Proposal to Change Name of the State to QAnonzona

Arizona GOP Unveils Proposal to Change Name of the State to QAnonzona

Phoenix - After several extremist election denying politicians were nominated by the Republican Party to represent them in November general elections, jubilant right wing conspiracy theorists in the Arizona legislature put forth a proposal to change…

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Funny story: Elizabeth Hurley Who Is The Sexiest 57-Year-Old Woman In The World Says That She Has Not Authorized The Group of 12 Nude Photos of Her That Are Currently Circulating Around on Cyber Space

Elizabeth Hurley Who Is The Sexiest 57-Year-Old Woman In The World Says That She Has Not Authorized The Group of 12 Nude Photos of Her That Are Currently Circulating Around on Cyber Space

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Three US presidents, Biden, Obama, and Clinton all commented to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that one of the sexiest women they have ever laid eyes on is Elizabeth Hurley. President Obama said that the b…

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Funny story: #IStackWithDan Hashtag Explodes As Victorians Rush To Support Premier Following Corruption Findings

#IStackWithDan Hashtag Explodes As Victorians Rush To Support Premier Following Corruption Findings

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA: Thousands of Victorians have taken to Twitter to defend Premier Daniel Andrews after Corruption Watchdog IBAC last week released a report exposing widespread corruption by his Labor government. The IBAC investigation found t…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Detroit's Cachatelli Family Is Being Forced To Sell Their 27% Ownership In The Detroit Lions

The Reason Why Detroit's Cachatelli Family Is Being Forced To Sell Their 27% Ownership In The Detroit Lions

DETROIT - (Satire News) - In late-breaking sports news, The Detroit Daily Divulger newspaper is reporting that the major owner of the Detroit Lions, Martha Firestone Ford, has decided that the Cachatelli family must sell their 27% ownership in the te…

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Funny story: The California Drought Has Gotten So Bad That Gov. Gavin Newsom Has Implemented a "Turn In Your Water Violating Neighbor Program" And Receive $500

The California Drought Has Gotten So Bad That Gov. Gavin Newsom Has Implemented a "Turn In Your Water Violating Neighbor Program" And Receive $500

SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - California is experiencing the worst drought in 614 years. The California State Dept. of the Environment is quick to point out that contrary to what that Has Been (Donald Trump) keeps saying, it is not the…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Back and So Are Those Naked Pix That Have Been Haunting Her

Demi Lovato Is Back and So Are Those Naked Pix That Have Been Haunting Her

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Well the music world is glad to know that Demi Lovato has returned and she is heading to the recording studio. Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, who is a close friend of Demi's, said that Lovato had been at a sec…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Is Telling The People of England That He'll Make a Spiffingly Fine Prime Minister

Prince Charles Is Telling The People of England That He'll Make a Spiffingly Fine Prime Minister

LONDON - (Satire News) - Prince Charles wants to be the new prime minister of England so bad that he can taste it. His wife Camilla Parker Bowles said that he told her that next to having sex with her every night, he would love to be the leader of…

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Funny story: The South Pole Is Experiencing a Never-Before Heat Wave - 725 Tons of Ice Have Turned To Water

The South Pole Is Experiencing a Never-Before Heat Wave - 725 Tons of Ice Have Turned To Water

SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - A team of Icelandic scientists traveled to the South Pole to study the effects of global warming. The team of five members were led by Lars Bushinquick, who is the world's foremost expert on anything t…

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Funny story: The Weather In Egypt Is So Damn Hot That Camels Are Eating Sand For The Nutrients

The Weather In Egypt Is So Damn Hot That Camels Are Eating Sand For The Nutrients

CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - The world-wide heat wave has been referred to by many names; including Satan's Bitch, The Hot Mama, The Hot Tamale (in Latin America), and The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave in America. Even places that are normally hot are…

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Funny story: Trump Feeling The Heat For Being An Anti-American Instigator May Be Getting Ready To Flee To Scotland

Trump Feeling The Heat For Being An Anti-American Instigator May Be Getting Ready To Flee To Scotland

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Donald, as his mother called him, took a trip from his termite infested mansion in Mar-a-Lago to see about getting his passport updated. Word filtering out of Trump's Plywood State mansion is that Plump Trump is…

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Funny story: Jet Planes Cause Global Warming - Back to Boats Like Titanic

Jet Planes Cause Global Warming - Back to Boats Like Titanic

According to experts there are about 40 million airplane flights, worldwide every year. That's a lot of pollution - (21 pounds of CO2 produced per gallon of fuel). We might have to switch back to beautiful cruise ships to travel. Wouldn't th…

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Funny story: Chinese Junk Falling Down

Chinese Junk Falling Down

What the fuck are the Chinese doing up there? They’re on the dark side of the moon. They’re building their own space station (something America has done with Skylab, but that didn’t last long). Do they have solar-powered skateboards on Mars? (…

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Funny story: American Fat Asses Can Save The World

American Fat Asses Can Save The World

A recent study by top Geneva body-weight index scientists have found an exciting new co-relation between fat and fuel. One can solve the other! Which country has the most overweight people in the world? It’s not America, but American Samoa. Cou…

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Funny story: Frack is Whack

Frack is Whack

Is your water on fire? What? NO! Why not? Here, at Halliburton, we can show you how to drill and turn water into fire. Fire is what helped Mankind evolve, so fire good, yes? The company once employed Dick “the Slick Trick” Cheney and is now re…

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Funny story: Mafia Boss Sal Goombalini Talked To Teddy "Dracula" Cruz and Cruz Apologized For Being a Two-Faced, Lying, Arrogant, Sarcastic Creep

Mafia Boss Sal Goombalini Talked To Teddy "Dracula" Cruz and Cruz Apologized For Being a Two-Faced, Lying, Arrogant, Sarcastic Creep

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - New York Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino has written a follow up story on the head of Brooklyn's Goombalini Crime Family, Salvatore Goombalini, offering to personally take Teddy "Eddie Munster" Cruz fishing.

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Funny story: New Styles Coming Soon for the Best-Dressed American Nazi

New Styles Coming Soon for the Best-Dressed American Nazi

Mike Lindell, the “My Pillow” guy, has teamed up with Trump Enterprises and Proud Boy Casual Wear to come up with a whole new line of fashion for today’s Nazi-inspired American voter. Are you on your way to a counter-protest against people who lik…

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Funny story: Hawley’s Holy Stank

Hawley’s Holy Stank

Josh Hawley has signed a new deal with Insurrection Deodorant, a subsidiary of Halliburton Oil Invasion Solutions and Proud Boys Clothing Line. Does your deodorant let you down just when the mob is forming and storming? Does being a two-faced p…

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Funny story: Tigger the Loveable Trigger

Tigger the Loveable Trigger

Since Winnie-the-Pooh has now entered the public realm, people can do anything they want with those loveable characters created by A.A. Milne. Like make horror movies with Winnie as a scary bear. Or how about Tigger the Trigger Tiger? (Say that…

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Funny story: China - The Big Thug on the World Stage - Threatens Tough Nancy - and Loses

China - The Big Thug on the World Stage - Threatens Tough Nancy - and Loses

(Editorial) - Nancy Pelosi is America's Top Female politician, and she is not going to let the Bloody Communist Chinese Regime tell her what to do - or not to do. In Taiwan, the Taiwanese played 'These Boots are made for Walking' as her Ceremoni…

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Funny story: Crypto Pimp Daddy Needs To Git Paid!

Crypto Pimp Daddy Needs To Git Paid!

Money money money money … maahney! That’s right, folks, step right up and get some new future money! Y’say you don’t know what this crypto currency is and why should you even care? Now, now, that’s old thinking. And we’re currently at a point i…

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Funny story: Bravo Kansas! - Votes NO to protect women

Bravo Kansas! - Votes NO to protect women

It took the state of Kansas, probably most of the women of Kansas, to say, “Supreme Court, you may wear black robes and sit on the highest court in the land, but we won't let you and the government step in and dictate what women can do with their bod…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Reports That Shark Attacks Are Up 900% - Meanwhile Iowa Says Shark Attacks Are Still At 0%

Massachusetts Reports That Shark Attacks Are Up 900% - Meanwhile Iowa Says Shark Attacks Are Still At 0%

PILGRIM MUSKET, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - The local authorities of the beautiful beach town, by the Atlantic Ocean have just informed the citizenry that shark attacks have increased by 900% just since the start of summer. When asked if they…

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Funny story: Due To California's Horribly Horrendous Drought, Residents Are Now Only Allowed To Water Once a Week On Sunday Morning Between 2:30 AM and 2:45 AM

Due To California's Horribly Horrendous Drought, Residents Are Now Only Allowed To Water Once a Week On Sunday Morning Between 2:30 AM and 2:45 AM

SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - Gov. Gavin Newsom, has informed the residents of the Golden State, that effective immediately, they will only be allowed to water their lawns ONCE a week; on Sunday morning between the hours of 2:30 AM and 2:…

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Funny story: Nancy’s Hittin’ It Old School!

Nancy’s Hittin’ It Old School!

Nancy Pelosi landed safely in Taiwan (maybe I shouldn’t write this too soon) and is feeling empowered. After her usual hellos to everybody from the Taiwan government (who were all shitting bricks, I believe is the Taiwanese expression), she starte…

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Funny story: Putin's First Day In Hell

Putin's First Day In Hell

One minute he was leaning over his famous VERY long desk in his super isolated, extremely protected section of the Kremlin, the next he was lying on the floor rolling around from the paralysing effects of a stroke from reading the report of how a spe…

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Funny story: SeaWorld Is Changing Its Name

SeaWorld Is Changing Its Name

ORLANDO, Florida - (Satire News) - The Board of Directors of SeaWorld, the world famous marine mammal park, ride theme park, and oceanarium has voted to change the name of the aquatic themed park. The board voted 7 to 6 to change the name from Se…

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Funny story: Biden's New Climate Bill will Cut National Debt - All Republicans Vote Against It

Biden's New Climate Bill will Cut National Debt - All Republicans Vote Against It

(Editorial) The Congressional Budget Office says Biden's huge new Climate bill will saves $500 billion over the years. All Senate Republicans vow to vote against it. (Even little Suzie Collins from Maine). Republicans believe paying off the Natio…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""

Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Tri-Moon Films in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the motion picture based on the life of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The movie's title is "Hey Y…

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Funny story: Just Say ‘No’ to Snow

Just Say ‘No’ to Snow

Due to the planet over-heating like a camel’s ass in Dubai, snow is melting so well every year, that scientist think pretty soon there will be no more snow anywhere on Earth. And that’s good news for summer sports! Could you imagine skateboarding…

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Funny story: Afghan Taliban Hadn't a Clue That World's Leading Terrorist Lived in Downtown Kabul

Afghan Taliban Hadn't a Clue That World's Leading Terrorist Lived in Downtown Kabul

A Taliban spokesman, spoke with a Pakistani journalist - "We haven't a clue how Al Qaeda Leader Al Zawahiri was given a house to live in - in Downtown Kabul. We asked all our military commanders, War lords and Drug Lords and no one knew anything. 'Be…

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Funny story: A Bikini That Is Blasphemous And Disrespectful To Jesus?

A Bikini That Is Blasphemous And Disrespectful To Jesus?

Adidas has come out with a brand new bikini some have called blasphemous and disrespectful to Jesus. Caramba! They’re censoring swimsuits now. Get these people jobs! The Adidas swimsuit is a kind of a cleaver and super religious swimming garme…

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Funny story: Untied States of Trumperica

Untied States of Trumperica

If Trump gets back in come 2024, one of his secret promises has been not only to move the White House to Florida, but also to change the name of America itself. No longer will it be the “United” states, but the “‘Untied” states, since Trump will p…

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Funny story: Female Basketball Star in Russia Gets 9 Year Prison Sentence (For Being Black Capitalist Pig)

Female Basketball Star in Russia Gets 9 Year Prison Sentence (For Being Black Capitalist Pig)

(Story from Pravda Sports, translated to English) Russia is a legally fair country - if you are rich American Capitalist Pig visiting Russia, and so much as spit on the sidewalk - jail for you. If you are a poor American and love Lenin, we love…

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Funny story: When The NFL Owner of The Team Says Bend Over - The Cheerleaders All Bend Over

When The NFL Owner of The Team Says Bend Over - The Cheerleaders All Bend Over

MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones runs the show, pretty much all by himself; with a little help here and there from his two sons, who pretty much no one knows the names of (other than their wives and kids…

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Brad Pitt To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Brad Pitt To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The world famous Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato have just announced that they will soon begin production on the motion picture, "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2." The film will be set in the vampir…

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Funny story: Rhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!

Rhode Island Has Just Kicked The NRA's Ass Out!

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The people of Rhode Island have spoken, and they have made it abundantly clear that the automatic weapons group is not welcome in their state. The Rhode Island Senate voted 98-1, with 1 abstention, to kic…

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Trump Is Always Acting Like a Shitass

The Real Reason Why Trump Is Always Acting Like a Shitass

BOSTON - (Satire News) - The man who has more nicknames than everyone living in New Hampshire combined continues to act as if the lies he is constantly telling cannot be refuted with video tape. Vox Populi reported that out of Trump's 34,407 lies…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Sneezed in South Korea and China threatened Nuclear Retaliation

Nancy Pelosi Sneezed in South Korea and China threatened Nuclear Retaliation

Nancy Pelosi, on congressional business, visited Japan, the Philippines and South Korea. In the Philippines she saw Imelda Marco's new shoe collection - now that Imelda's son is President - and the money is rolling in again. While in South Korea…

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Funny story: Trump's Trendy New Idea for Family Burials - a Golf Course

Trump's Trendy New Idea for Family Burials - a Golf Course

President Trump is causing big turmoil and alarm in the Church and Funeral industries. They missed out on making a lot of money when his wife died. And they fear others might imitate him. His first wife died, and he didn't buy a burial plot, or…

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Funny story: Eat the Poor, They’re Good For You

Eat the Poor, They’re Good For You

Now with the population of the planet edging toward 8 billion human animals, those in charge with the biggest brains have finally figured out a solution, based on a piece of satire written in 1729. Jonathan Swift wrote “A Modest Proposal”, which o…

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Funny story: Americans Buy Italian Village House for $1 - Have Now Finished Renovations

Americans Buy Italian Village House for $1 - Have Now Finished Renovations

We couldn't afford to live in America anymore, the young photogenic couple from California (Lance and Gigi) said. Houses there are $200,000 - $300,000. We saw these great little houses for $1 in Pagliacci, Italy. We've been here a year. Food…

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Funny story: Fat Burger is Getting Fatter

Fat Burger is Getting Fatter

American hamburgers will soon be injected with more fat, according to the Food & Drug Administration. Americans have been losing weight by going to vast Trump rallies and/or protests, plus being perpetually scared of each other, wondering whic…

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Funny story: A Georgia Gynecologist Bowls a Perfect 300 Game While Blindfolded

A Georgia Gynecologist Bowls a Perfect 300 Game While Blindfolded

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Sports Satire) - Georgia gynecologist Gerald Licklidge, 76, made bowling history when he bowled a perfect 300 game while blindfolded. "Licky" who has previously bowled two 300 games before (without a blindfold) said that…

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Funny story: Young adults Are Going to Isle of Wight and Smoking sea Weed - Basil Blathering Investigates

Young adults Are Going to Isle of Wight and Smoking sea Weed - Basil Blathering Investigates

Travel Expose - by Basil Blathering - English Church News. I am here at the Isle of Wight watching disgraceful conduct by young people, said Basil Blathering on a windy Sunday morning. It all started with immature young pranksters on You tube,…

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Funny story: Ron DeSantis Orders That “Woke People, Californians and Democrats” be Deported from Florida

Ron DeSantis Orders That “Woke People, Californians and Democrats” be Deported from Florida

Tallahassee- Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, after cleansing all references to slavery, global warming, homosexuality and other woke ideas from school textbooks in the Sunshine State, has decided to attack the root of the leftist threat by ordering a…

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Funny story: King Kong China

King Kong China

King Kong was a giant angry ugly brute of an ape that had the audacity to reach his calloused smelly hand into Fay Wray’s apartment and pull her out, then climb the Empire State Building with her. At the top, he fought biplanes and seagulls and g…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Decided To Adopt a 17-Year-Old Ukrainian Boy

Queen Elizabeth Has Decided To Adopt a 17-Year-Old Ukrainian Boy

LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, Queen Elizabeth was recently watching the Russian-Ukrainian War news on the BBC. A picture of a young Ukrainian boy suddenly flashed on the screen. She noticed that he looked a lot like one of her grandsons, W…

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Funny story: Anti-Putin Official Suddenly Hospitalized? Uh-oh!

Anti-Putin Official Suddenly Hospitalized? Uh-oh!

A former Putin official who quit working for Putin's government in protest of Putin's war in Ukraine was hospitalized with a rare neurological disorder. Unlike accidentally falling out of a 5th story window, ex-Putin advisor Anatoly Chubais is sick a…

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Funny story: Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley Are Now Officially America's Two Limp-Wristed, Spineless Punks

Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley Are Now Officially America's Two Limp-Wristed, Spineless Punks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A very reputable west coast magazine has just named Ted "Dracula" Cruz and Josh "Scaredy Cat" Hawley as co-winners of their annual "Limp Wristed, Spineless Punk Award." The Left Coast Mirror Magazine has picked t…

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Funny story: White Songwriter Diane Warren Has Just Pissed The Hell Out of Every Black Songwriter in America (Big Time!)

White Songwriter Diane Warren Has Just Pissed The Hell Out of Every Black Songwriter in America (Big Time!)

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Well some people never learn. If you're up there, just keep your curious mouth shut, or someone will certainly come along and shut it for you real fucking fast. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Kiowa Kettle writes that'…

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Funny story: Two EggMcMuffins Cost an Airline passenger $1,874

Two EggMcMuffins Cost an Airline passenger $1,874

A passenger flying from Bali to Australia had two Egg McMuffins in their luggage-got caught with a Dangerous food product and fined $1,874 by Australian authorities. Australia is afraid of Indonesian Foot and Mouth disease- (for cows-not humans)-…

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Is 92, But He Says That If He Was 72, He'd Be All Over Marjorie Taylor Greene Like Bean Dip On a Frito

Clint Eastwood Is 92, But He Says That If He Was 72, He'd Be All Over Marjorie Taylor Greene Like Bean Dip On a Frito

CARMEL, California - (Satire News) - The man whose acting career got a big boost in the mid 60s, when he headed to Italy to make the extremely popular Spaghetti Westerns, recently talked to Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole at his Barbed…

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Funny story: The Buckingham Palace Doctor Reveals The Cause of Queen Elizabeth's Awful Migraine Headaches

The Buckingham Palace Doctor Reveals The Cause of Queen Elizabeth's Awful Migraine Headaches

LONDON - (Satire News) - The mystery of her majesty's migraine headaches has been resolved. Bee's Knees News Agency reporter Birmingham Cribworthy, stated that the queen's awful headaches were a direct result, not of royal stress, but of her cons…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Will Be Starring As Jessica Simpson In The Movie, "The Duke of Hazzard's Daisy Duke - Nude, Rude, and Downright Lewd"

Britney Spears Will Be Starring As Jessica Simpson In The Movie, "The Duke of Hazzard's Daisy Duke - Nude, Rude, and Downright Lewd"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jessica Simpson starred as the extremely hot, sensuously erotic Daisy Duke Short Shorts-wearing Daisy Duke in the 2005 movie, "The Dukes of Hazzard." And now Britney Spears will be starring as Jessica Simpson's characte…

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Funny story: The Most Recent British Poll Shows That Chicken Tikka Masala Is Now More Popular Than Fish and Chips

The Most Recent British Poll Shows That Chicken Tikka Masala Is Now More Popular Than Fish and Chips

LONDON - (Satire News) - England's Royal Fog Research Group has just revealed that Chicken Tikka Masala has now become the most popular dish in the entire United Kingdom. The British research group noted that the Indian dish has surpassed Bangers…

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Funny story: An English Wildfire Destroys The Adolf Hitler Museum In Luftwaffe, England

An English Wildfire Destroys The Adolf Hitler Museum In Luftwaffe, England

LUFTWAFFE, England - (Satire News) - A fast-moving wildfire that started in Fissinshire, quickly spread to one of the few towns in England with a German name. The town of Luftwaffe, which was originally named Lilting Lili, but changed after WWII,…

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Funny story: Alex Jones of Info News Is Now The Craziest, Wackiest, Most Out-of-Control Asshole In America

Alex Jones of Info News Is Now The Craziest, Wackiest, Most Out-of-Control Asshole In America

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Philadelphia Liberty Ledger has just reported that after five years, the Trumpturd has been replaced as the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-control asshole in America. The Philly paper adds that as unbelievab…

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Funny story: Melania Finally Reveals That Foreplay With Donaldo Consisted Of Him Looking In a Hand Mirror and Saying "Damn I'm Handsome!"

Melania Finally Reveals That Foreplay With Donaldo Consisted Of Him Looking In a Hand Mirror and Saying "Damn I'm Handsome!"

MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania has finally spilled the beans on her so-called sex act with Donaldo. Mrs. Trump said that old Acorn Dick's routine foreplay consisted of him holding a hand-held mirror and telling her how damn handsome and buff…

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Funny story: The Pianissimo Mafia Family Opens Three Pizza Restaurants In Hackensack, New Jersey

The Pianissimo Mafia Family Opens Three Pizza Restaurants In Hackensack, New Jersey

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - Ever since he was a little guy growing up in Sardinia, Italy, Genzano Pianissimo dreamed of two things; the first, he wanted to go to America and become a Mafioso, and secondly, he wanted to open up a pizza pa…

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Funny story: A Very, Very Well-Endowed Montana Woman With Humongous Tits Says She Could Breast Feed An Entire Lumberjack Camp If She Had To

A Very, Very Well-Endowed Montana Woman With Humongous Tits Says She Could Breast Feed An Entire Lumberjack Camp If She Had To

BISON BUTT, Montana - (Satire News) - When little Norma Sue McVentura was only 5, she noticed that she already had a bigger rack than her two older cousins, who were 16 and 17. Norma Sue's mom actually bought her, her very first training bra at th…

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Funny story: Turns Out Billy Joel Really Did Start the Fire

Turns Out Billy Joel Really Did Start the Fire

We do a lot of celebrity profiles around here, but now and then we get someone really special. We’re very pleased this time to have Billy Joel, the great singer-songwriter behind such hits as “Movin’ Out,” “Uptown Girl,” and The Bosom Buddies theme,…

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Funny story: An Extremely Skinny Celine Dion Says That Her Grandkids Call Her Granny Swizzle Stick

An Extremely Skinny Celine Dion Says That Her Grandkids Call Her Granny Swizzle Stick

LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Celine Dion has one of the best voices in the business, but when it comes to eating, she has the worst eating habit, west of the Mississippi River. Dion, says she's afflicted with a condition known as Anoriffio Bulifota…

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Funny story: The New Orleans Saints Fans Known As "Who Dat Nation" Are Angry As Hell That Their Fan Group Name Has Been Banned

The New Orleans Saints Fans Known As "Who Dat Nation" Are Angry As Hell That Their Fan Group Name Has Been Banned

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - (Sports Satire) - There are an awful lot of unhappy, angry, irate, disgruntled, devoted Saints fans in "Nawlins." The die-hard fans cannot believe that the NFL powers that be have just banned the long time Saints fans sayi…

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Funny story: President Biden Tells Putin's Newest and Youngest Girlfriend That He Is Freezing Her $14 Million Bank Account

President Biden Tells Putin's Newest and Youngest Girlfriend That He Is Freezing Her $14 Million Bank Account

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has decided to punish Valdimir Nikita Putin's girlfriend because Putski is saying that he will continue with his evil, invasion of the Ukraine, a country that hates war, as much as David Letterman ha…

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Funny story: Latest Trend in Fighting Global Warming - Buy A Glacier

Latest Trend in Fighting Global Warming - Buy A Glacier

The 'Have Sex to Save the Planet' California Ecology group has devised a new Marketing idea - sell glaciers, to save the planet. Their sex parties raised so much money they are branching out with this new idea. They haven't spent any money to sa…

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Funny story: When John Bull Be Smokin’ Da ‘Erb, Rudeboy?

When John Bull Be Smokin’ Da ‘Erb, Rudeboy?

When will Britain legalize recreational marijuana? When will it “be cricket”? I asked His Lordship and Garter of the Belt and Hat and Jingling Bells, Quinsley Fucktard, when oh when will such a delicious ‘drug’ make its way down The Thames (most l…

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Funny story: The Brooklyn Police Department Reports That The Punk Who Painted Graffiti All Over The Trump Library Has Been Caught

The Brooklyn Police Department Reports That The Punk Who Painted Graffiti All Over The Trump Library Has Been Caught

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Police Dept. is glad to say that they have apprehended the vandal who spray painted vulgarisms all over the walls of The Trump Library. Trump Library librarian Henrietta F. Nuxx, 91, says that she is so happ…

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Funny story: Due To Trump's Success With His Taco Food Truck, He Now Has a Hot Dogs Food Truck

Due To Trump's Success With His Taco Food Truck, He Now Has a Hot Dogs Food Truck

THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - Donald Trump says that he is extremely proud of himself, as his Taco Food Truck (in Brooklyn) has been an overwhelming success. Trump told a reporter for The New York Sun Observer, that his Taco Truck is avera…

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Funny story: Arizona AG Election Investigation Finds 1 Dead Voter and 282 Brain-Dead GOP Politicians and Auditors

Arizona AG Election Investigation Finds 1 Dead Voter and 282 Brain-Dead GOP Politicians and Auditors

Phoenix - Months after Republican-hired Cyber Ninjas claimed to have identified almost 300 possible dead voters in the 2020 General Election, an investigation by the Arizona Attorney General, Republican Mark Brnovich, has determined that only one of…

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Funny story: Gov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott Gets Bit On The Nose By a Raven

Gov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott Gets Bit On The Nose By a Raven

VIDOR, Texas - (Satire News) - Gov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott was in the parking lot of a local Vidor Walmart, when he was suddenly attacked by a raven. Vidor is a rough town, and is considered the headquarters of The Texas Chapter of the Ku…

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Funny story: China Bans Pelosi From Panda Express

China Bans Pelosi From Panda Express

Beige-ing, China - On Friday, China got extra super pissy about Nancy Pelosi giving them the giant foam finger by visiting Taiwan, and they decided to take direct action against ole Nancy. Firstly, they sanctioned her and her entire family, even…

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Funny story: Trump Finally Admits That He Did Not Make America Great - He Just Made It More Racist

Trump Finally Admits That He Did Not Make America Great - He Just Made It More Racist

LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that Donald Trump traveled to Las Vegas, where he secretely met up with his old "Bed Babe," Stormy Daniels. DJT tried to be extremely secretive about his visit to the "Spanker" as he nicknamed her.

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley Talk About The Sexually Charged "Vampire Diaries"

Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley Talk About The Sexually Charged "Vampire Diaries"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - "The Vampire Diaries" was and is one of the all-time top television shows regarding the subject of vampires. LaLaLand Daily reporter, Macadamia Honeysuckle, recently sat down with the show's three stars, Nina Dobrev, Ia…

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Funny story: Josh Hawley aka "Pussy Boy" Begs President Biden To Please Put Him In The Witness Protection Program

Josh Hawley aka "Pussy Boy" Begs President Biden To Please Put Him In The Witness Protection Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Josh "The Wimpy Coward" Hawley is catching hell from all sides after nine Capitol cameras caught him running like a runner in the 100-yard dash through the halls of the Capitol Building, in an effort to get away fro…

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Funny story: Zelensky To Star In His Own Russia-Ukraine Biopic; Edges Out Jeremy Renner For Lead Role

Zelensky To Star In His Own Russia-Ukraine Biopic; Edges Out Jeremy Renner For Lead Role

Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has confirmed that he will star in his own biopic film with a script still in the works. As Russia and Ukraine agree to continue ceasefire talks, Zelensky has won global praise as he fights to defend Ukraine…

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Funny story: Blond Georgia Q’Anon Congresswoman Jokes

Blond Georgia Q’Anon Congresswoman Jokes

Why did the blond Georgia Congresswoman have three names? That upped her chances of remembering at least one of them. Why did the blond Georgia Congresswoman support Trump? She likes to back someone who is such a winner that he ‘wins’ no matter…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Thumbs Nose At China

Nancy Pelosi Thumbs Nose At China

The same lady who pointed her finger and drilled down at Trump saying, “All your roads lead to Putin,” has landed in Taiwan, despite China’s threat that China would shoot down Pelosi's plane. Some fortune cookie! China is not presenting a very…

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Funny story: Viruses Like Vacations Too - There are Long Lines At all African Airports

Viruses Like Vacations Too - There are Long Lines At all African Airports

The Viruses, Corona, Monkeypox, etc., all know it is summer, and vacation time. They are all lined up at various African airports, waiting to go to Europe and America and have good summer fun. Earlier in the year, they were really scared that th…

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Funny story: Liz Cheney Says That Bezos-Musk Inc., Donated $20 Million Towards Her Campaign

Liz Cheney Says That Bezos-Musk Inc., Donated $20 Million Towards Her Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The woman who is the assistant committee chairman on The Senate Condemnatory Hearings on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan.6, was extremely happy to get one of the largest campaign donations in the history of politi…

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Funny story: Future Climate News - Washington DC 2042. From Dr. Futuro, With His Futuroscope.

Future Climate News - Washington DC 2042. From Dr. Futuro, With His Futuroscope.

This is Dr. Futuro from my Victorian Home and Lab here in London. I just did another session with my Futuroscope, and saw the Climate, twenty years from now in the Washington, DC, area - a stable viewing area. It was fairly shocking. The Potomac…

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Funny story: The Miley Cyrus Book, "The Fucking Art of Twerking," Is The Number 1 Selling Book In America

The Miley Cyrus Book, "The Fucking Art of Twerking," Is The Number 1 Selling Book In America

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus has had hit songs, hit TV shows, hit movies, and now she can add a hit book to the masterful mix. Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency has just revealed that Miley's recently released boo…

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Funny story: Trump Asked Brooklyn Mobster Salvatore Goombalini To Be His Personal Bodyguard - Sal's Reply Was Priceless!

Trump Asked Brooklyn Mobster Salvatore Goombalini To Be His Personal Bodyguard - Sal's Reply Was Priceless!

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - After Trump's Secret Service agents rebelled against Old Trumelstilskin, and have now left him high and dry, he is looking to find someone to protect his big, fat lard ass. His son Eric The Goofy, told him to just g…

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Funny story: St. Peter: No Covid Mask, No Place in Heaven

St. Peter: No Covid Mask, No Place in Heaven

The Pearly Gates. Woof Bluster with a SINful report for Spoof Interplanetary News. Heaven's on-again, off-again mask policy on Covid was strictly enforced today when St. Peter forced half a dozen elderly applicants to return to Earth to get suitable…

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Funny story: Elephants in the Age of Bots

Elephants in the Age of Bots

Logging onto an old email, I receive this: “To fight spam and abuse, please verify that you are not a robot”. I am then shown a picture of a fire hydrant and am asked to identify all the traffic lights. Wha? The Hal-9000 is on its way! Do compu…

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Funny story: Info Wars Alex "Fat Frog" Jones Throws Trump Under The Bus By Saying The Trumptard Brainwashed Him

Info Wars Alex "Fat Frog" Jones Throws Trump Under The Bus By Saying The Trumptard Brainwashed Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The turdhead behind Info Wars, Alex Bonnie Jones, is now crawfishing better than the best back-pedaling crawfish in history. The certified human asshole who can spew more fucking lies in just two minutes than eve…

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Funny story: This Episode of 'Your Gardening World' - 'Make a Home for the Dear Little Birds'

This Episode of 'Your Gardening World' - 'Make a Home for the Dear Little Birds'

Hello - this is Margaret, from my little garden in Hampshire - where all the pigs grow up - and we get lots of their yummy - (but smelly) droppings. You can smell them in the air also many times, when the wind is just right. The Thatcher Netw…

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Funny story: Tilly The Traveler - No Need To go to Mid East for 'Sun & Heat Vacations', U.S. West Now Great

Tilly The Traveler - No Need To go to Mid East for 'Sun & Heat Vacations', U.S. West Now Great

This is Tilly the Traveler, in my snug Gothic cottage in the little village of Knickers Twist-famous for its pub sign of Red Knickers blowing in the wind. (Also, next door to the Bull and Scrotum pub - and their disgusting sign). Well, it’s ti…

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Funny story: Practicing Jedi Can’t Believe Mind Tricks Don’t Work On Cute Girls

Practicing Jedi Can’t Believe Mind Tricks Don’t Work On Cute Girls

San Diego resident and self-described ‘Jedi Knight’ Gavin Mullen has been getting increasingly frustrated that his mastery of The Force doesn’t extend to convincing women to sleep with him. Mullen converted to Jediism more than a year ago but is yet…

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Funny story: Cancel the Cancel of Cancelling

Cancel the Cancel of Cancelling

Cancelling stuff has become a culture. How far to go? Can we immaculate homo sapiens go too far? Either put all the bad shit in a museum next to the sadistic Emperors of Rome, or get a million bulldozers and raze everything everyone has ever made…

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Funny story: Airbnb Has Scenic Mississippi Slave Cabins for Rent - Very Cute

Airbnb Has Scenic Mississippi Slave Cabins for Rent - Very Cute

I didn't know they had it so good. queen size bed, tile floor, nice bathroom. They lived quite well back then. That is what several Fox News commentators had also said. The slaves lived well. Also, what's his name - the head commentator with the b…

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Funny story: The Simpson's Lisa Has her Trannie Aunt from Transylvania Visit Her-(Halloween Episode)

The Simpson's Lisa Has her Trannie Aunt from Transylvania Visit Her-(Halloween Episode)

(The Simpsons always cover new parts of American life. In this episode Lisa has her older 'Trannie' aunt from Transylvania visit her.) Lisa’s aunt Victoria (once Victor) has written Lisa and confided her transition - and Lisa is sympathetic. H…

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Funny story: A Hooters Restaurant Waitress In Philadelphia Has The Prettiest & Sexiest Lips In Pennsylvania

A Hooters Restaurant Waitress In Philadelphia Has The Prettiest & Sexiest Lips In Pennsylvania

PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - A Hooters waitress who was born and bred in the "City of Brotherly Love," has just been named by The Philadelphia Liberty Ledger newspaper as having the "Prettiest & Sexiet Lips In Pennsylvania." Gina Dakotawood,…

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Funny story: Hollywood Is Looking For The Next Sex Goddess

Hollywood Is Looking For The Next Sex Goddess

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tinsel Town has just announced that they are looking for a young, sexy, nubile, erotic actress to become the next sex goddess ala Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, Jayne Mansfield, or Charlize Theron. Hollywood Innuendo has…

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Funny story: Scarecrows vs. Philosopher-Kings

Scarecrows vs. Philosopher-Kings

Herschel Walker likes guns. Boy, does he ever! He likes to play Russian Roulette, “more than once,” he said, and went onto say that if people go to his house to compete against him (whatever that means), he’ll load a gun with one bullet and put it to…

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Funny story: Dorothy Rides the Tornado

Dorothy Rides the Tornado

To get into Oz, you first have to kill a witch. Dorothy and Toto have left their farmhouse and seen how the Wicked Bitch (known as the Supreme Court) is dead in Kansas. Weird that such a state was once incredibly right-wing has now acted very left…

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Funny story: Alex Jones Can’t Stop Lying

Alex Jones Can’t Stop Lying

The judge for the Sandy Hook defamation trial against Jones has told the podcast slimeball shithead host that he must tell the truth. He lied twice that morning, which is against the oath when taking the stand. Is that not contempt? Can it be? Th…

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Funny story: First They Came for Abortion - Then They came for Gay Teachers, Womens Rights..

First They Came for Abortion - Then They came for Gay Teachers, Womens Rights..

First, they came for the Right to an Abortion. The they came for gay teachers - (obviously grooming students). They targeted Women's Rights - wanting to put them back in the Home. No equal pay, or equal rights under the law. Then They used Chris…

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Funny story: Fox News’ False Claims Of ‘Open Borders’ Is Main Cause Of Massive Illegal Immigration

Fox News’ False Claims Of ‘Open Borders’ Is Main Cause Of Massive Illegal Immigration

A new study shows that spikes in migrants trying to cross the US southern borders directly correlate to Fox News false claims of ‘open borders’ talking point repeated through a news week. A study and investigation shows that Fox News has been push…

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Funny story: Warren Buffett (Singing Differerent Tune) Loses $43 Billion Dollars in Market

Warren Buffett (Singing Differerent Tune) Loses $43 Billion Dollars in Market

Warren Buffett stubbed his toe on Wall Street - and lost $43 billion Dollars - according to his latest financial statement. His company still makes a small profit for the year. Buffet, who earlier was a singer, had his last big hit in 1952 with…

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Funny story: Trump Promises He'll Never Tell Another Lie...Yeah Right, And The Sun Will Never Shine Again Either

Trump Promises He'll Never Tell Another Lie...Yeah Right, And The Sun Will Never Shine Again Either

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - Donald Trump was in Georgia playing a round of golf with three of his only friends, Josh Hawley, Matt Gaetz, and Greg Gutfeld. And as usual, DJT cheated on his score, writing down that he shot a 69, when h…

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