NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – In an excellent advertising move, Allstate Insurance has announced that they have just signed the recently retired Tampa Bay Bucs quarterback Tom Brady, and the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (now a CBS Sports Analyst) to star with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers in upcoming Allstate commercials.
This amazing move is the brainchild of advertising executive Chrissy Giogrenetti, 32, who is 8½ months pregnant.
Chrissy, only recently divorced a very high profile matador from Aguascalientes, Mexico, Gregorio Geraldo Giogrenetti, 26.
The flamboyant "Triple G's," as he is known in the Bullfighting World, is noted for his bullfight goring incident back in 2013, in Tijuana, Mexico, when after being gored in his left upper thigh he reached up and bit the fighting bull in his gonads (balls).
That photo went world-wide that evening.
The ex-Mrs. Gregorio Geraldo Giogrenetti says that the first Rodgers-Brady-Romo commercial will be filmed at the La Brea Tar Pits in a few weeks.
