There have been 418 spoof news stories published in 2023. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Funny story: Pope Pourri for Catholic Deliciousness!

Pope Pourri for Catholic Deliciousness!

Ratziner (he’s got all the good zingers!) the hideous Pope with the perma-black heroin eyes is dead, not cremated just in case he turns zombie and comes back for brains … but if not, what to do with the body? Now, the Vatican’s top chef, Immanuel…

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Funny story: FOX to Offer Hot New Reality Show: Most Eligible Neo-Fascist

FOX to Offer Hot New Reality Show: Most Eligible Neo-Fascist

Adjacent Press--In a mega-move sure to attract supporters of the Once and Future Dictator, FOX will offer for fall 2023 their newest reality show, The Most Eligible Neo-Fascist. The show will feature several rising Neo-Fascists in the Republican Par…

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Funny story: The Royal Family is a Large, Ruthless Corporation - Called the 'Organization'

The Royal Family is a Large, Ruthless Corporation - Called the 'Organization'

Prince Harry called it 'the Organization' in a recent Anderson Cooper interview. Formerly a Top 'Organization' Leader - he Crossed 'Mr. Big' and is now outside looking in. It's leader - behind his 'folksy' demeanor - can be as cold blooded a…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Thailand Has More Ladyboys Than Any Other Country On Earth

The Reason Why Thailand Has More Ladyboys Than Any Other Country On Earth

BANGKOK, Thailand - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency (Asia) has revealed an amazingly amazing fact. A recent poll taken in over 250 Thai cities showed that Thailand has more transgenders (males who are called Ladyboys) than any other…

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Funny story: Northern Pub proud to be selling Pepsi

Northern Pub proud to be selling Pepsi

Northern Pub The Ferret's Indecision is actually proud to be selling Pepsi, instead of apologizing for it like every other pub. Tracey Brassingthwaite said 'Our regulars know that we have never sold Coca-Cola here, even Snotty Bob knows that, so n…

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Funny story: Harry’s Killin’ & Thrillin’

Harry’s Killin’ & Thrillin’

Prince Harry killed 25 Taliban fuckers. Big whoop. That’s 25 fewer asshole to tell women what to do (is that Afghanistan or America I’m writing about?) Hopefully the Taliban are overthrown by all the women and girls they won’t let go to school. First…

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Funny story: What Does the Evil Eye See?

What Does the Evil Eye See?

What do the Russians or Chinese see when Americans, or any democracy, votes? Sure, the American Republican party is the best comedy on TV right now, since they cannot vote for one of their own. It’s like watching an episode of Survivor, except the…

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Funny story: Tik-Tok is Chinese Mind Control Device - FBI Director Testifies

Tik-Tok is Chinese Mind Control Device - FBI Director Testifies

TikTok was invented by Chinese scientist Zhang Yiming and is owned by a huge corporation - Bytedance - with headquarters in Beijing, China. FBI director Christopher Wray gave testimony in Congress that the Chinese government or Military Could us…

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Funny story: Man who made the new year's resolution to give up jazz has broken his resolution

Man who made the new year's resolution to give up jazz has broken his resolution

Record collector Randy Scroggins told his wife of 47 years that this year was going to be the year where he gave up listening to atonal jazz because it made him look more intellectual and he has already broken his resolution. 'To be fair, it was n…

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Funny story: Elon’s Ego Approaches Trump Level with Latest Idiocy

Elon’s Ego Approaches Trump Level with Latest Idiocy

Everyone has an opinion. But when you’re stinking rich, you get to air your opinion to the world, and the world gets to reply – and you get to ignore their replies and kick them off your Twitter if they say something like “MASTODON IS BETTER THAN Twi…

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Funny story: Man in his forties remembers when Sunday nights used to be all about Last of the Summer Wine

Man in his forties remembers when Sunday nights used to be all about Last of the Summer Wine

Shane Worthington, a 48-year-old man about town has told everyone on his podcast how the late 1970s were a halcyon time, and all you had to do on a Sunday Night was watch All Creatures Great and Small, and then laugh your silly little head off during…

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Funny story: 'BlueTits' British Cold Water Swimming Club - Very Popular during Covid

'BlueTits' British Cold Water Swimming Club - Very Popular during Covid

The BCC reports on a Cold-Water swimming Club - 'BlueTits' - with chapters around Britain. It became very popular during Covid. They have 100,000 members from Canada to Estonia. A spokesman explained the purpose of the Cold-Water bathing to k…

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Funny story: Son of Kubrick to Film Next “Moon Landing”

Son of Kubrick to Film Next “Moon Landing”

Skippy Kubrick, son of Stanley Kubrick, is slated to film the next “moon landing” coming soon, maybe even this year, if America goes to shit again. Back during the first “moon landing”, America had problems: Richard Nixon, Vietnam, black people wa…

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Funny story: All Members of Parliament Have Private Doctors so Don't Care about Public Health

All Members of Parliament Have Private Doctors so Don't Care about Public Health

The Olde Church News just had a big Expose article about MP's using private doctors and not caring a 'Fig' - if the workers and Citizens had good Health Care. 'Tax Cuts for the Rich are most important at this Time’, said a British spokesman - Dr…

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Funny story: Trumpism Spreads to Brazil - Right Wing 'Brazil Nuts' Riot And Trash Brazil's Capitol

Trumpism Spreads to Brazil - Right Wing 'Brazil Nuts' Riot And Trash Brazil's Capitol

Trump is an infectious Plague, as well as a Person. Brazil had their own Trump - ex - Presidente Bolsonaro - Rich and Corrupt - hacking down the Amazon Forest to make Money. (And maybe to put up Golf courses?) Brazil also has its own Proud B…

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Funny story: Album of classical music arranged for solo rain stick still to sell one copy

Album of classical music arranged for solo rain stick still to sell one copy

Ivor Biggenthwaite, a Londoner, even though his comedy Yorkshire name suggests otherwise has yet to sell a single copy of his new album - Rainstick Seranade. 'It is a mystery to me' said the 37-year-old 'but I have put some real classics on here,…

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Funny story: British Troops Want To Leave Ukraine and Return To England

British Troops Want To Leave Ukraine and Return To England

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has informed the US press corps that King Charles III, informed him that many of the UK troops in the Ukraine are tired of fighting the Russians and they want to return back to Great Britain. One…

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Funny story: ‘Submarine’: Veteran Journalist Slams Ridiculous Headline Trend

‘Submarine’: Veteran Journalist Slams Ridiculous Headline Trend

Experienced reporter Steve Scoop has condemned the recent media craze for prefixing news headlines with an out-of-context and often barely relevant quote. Scoop said that the practice added nothing to readers’ understanding and only served to cre…

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Funny story: Immigrant Delivery Service – Bringing Fair Play Back to Whitey’s World

Immigrant Delivery Service – Bringing Fair Play Back to Whitey’s World

Do you have people in your country who want to go to another country because your country sucks? Well, look no further, my friend. Here at the Immigrant Delivery Service, we will send lots of boats – big and small, sometimes just ramshackle rafts…

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Funny story: A soap character tells everyone that 2023 is going to be their year

A soap character tells everyone that 2023 is going to be their year

In the soap opera Western arcade, Tony Belshaw told pub landlady Shula Shoesmith that after everything he has been through, 2023 was bound to be his year. Speaking just as the famous theme for Glockenspiel and Theremin poked its way into the audie…

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Funny story: The Taliban Olympics: Women Only

The Taliban Olympics: Women Only

The Taliban are giving serious thought about entering the next Olympics! Afghanistan hasn’t been in any Olympics since they outlawed jihad as a sport, so this will be an exciting time for the well-governed nation. Strangely, most of the competitor…

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Funny story: Prince Harry Potter was made to live under the staircase after his mother died, was frequently beaten by his father and older brother, and managed to defeat evil forces using his mastery of chess, but they wouldn’t let him keep an owl

Prince Harry Potter was made to live under the staircase after his mother died, was frequently beaten by his father and older brother, and managed to defeat evil forces using his mastery of chess, but they wouldn’t let him keep an owl

The Duke of Sussex, in his latest book, entitled Harry Wales, the Prisoner of Buckingham Palace, reveals his tormented life in England. He details how he was made to sleep under the stairs, didn’t get fed enough and had to answer to an angry father w…

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Funny story: Man had a cold last week

Man had a cold last week

Shane Worthington, a 49-year-old man from somewhere up north, had a cold last week. If you ask him, he will tell you. Pub Landlady Tracey Brassingthwaite told us 'Shane had a cold last week. I didn't need to know that, but he told me anyway. I did…

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Funny story: The Ohio State Buckeyes Football Team Has Been Suspended And Put On Probation

The Ohio State Buckeyes Football Team Has Been Suspended And Put On Probation

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NCAA Governing Committee has just announced that after repeated warnings that went unheeded, the Ohio State football program has been suspended and placed on probation. Governing Committee spokeswoman, Melvina…

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Funny story: When William hit Harry

When William hit Harry

When William hit Harry When William hit Harry he fell to the floor Smashing the dog bowl that lay by the door But Harry stood up and said “What’s up old mate?” Only to be felled by a left hook from Kate He rallied again with a voice gettin…

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Funny story: William and Harry are lightweight scrapping siblings says Liam Gallagher

William and Harry are lightweight scrapping siblings says Liam Gallagher

Although not asked, Liam Gallagher has waded into discussions about the relationship between Prince William and Harry. 'Until you have toured the world singing Wonderwall countless times, don't tell me you have had a falling out' said Gallagher on…

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Funny story: Mississippi Says No To French Ticklers

Mississippi Says No To French Ticklers

JACKSON, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency has informed the news media that the Cotton Boll Weevil state of Mississippi, has voted to ban the importing of French Ticklers. Writer Topeka Joplin, with the GSNA, said that th…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Disinvited Donald Trump, To Be His Guest At The Super Bowl

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Disinvited Donald Trump, To Be His Guest At The Super Bowl

DALLAS - (Satire News) - The owner of America's Team, Jerry Jones, has just disinvited the most hated piece of shit in America (Trump), to be his personal guest at Super Bowl LVII (57). The game will be played at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ar…

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Funny story: Ru Paul’s Drag Race Action, Action, ACTION!

Ru Paul’s Drag Race Action, Action, ACTION!

Get ready, race fans, for some quarter mile action, action, ACTION! Coming soon to a race track near you, it’s Ru Paul’s Drag Racing! A tall and sexy Pilipino ladyboy named Suede with a starter flag will clip his/her high heels out onto the dr…

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Fell Out Of A Window

Vladimir Putin Fell Out Of A Window

Unbelievable! Vladimir Putin fell out of a window. He, of all people. But all is okay. Putin was wearing his brown velcro suit and could adhere to the side of the building and crawl back up the outer wall, through the same window, and into the room,…

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Funny story: Three men in a pub are discussing In the Night Garden

Three men in a pub are discussing In the Night Garden

Fathers Shane Worthington, and Gary Johnson and single friend Martin Kipper spent some of their evening in The Ferret's Indecision in Chutney on the Fritz discussing the myriad charms of Children's television In The Night Garden. 'Do you remember…

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Funny story: Bobble Head Scumbags Played Like Neil Peart

Bobble Head Scumbags Played Like Neil Peart

Hey kids, do you like to play God? I know I do, but that wonderful profession is usually only reserved for dictators and Trumps and mad scientists. But wait! Now there’s a way that you can play God with those bastards! Introducing the all new b…

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Funny story: Brian is still not a knight

Brian is still not a knight

Although Brian Asshat has for years been working away at the best methods of curating pencil shavings, and the best way to show off a collection of paper clips, not to mention his work in correcting the grammar of complete strangers on the internet,…

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Funny story: Slightly Rancid Comments On The News Headlines

Slightly Rancid Comments On The News Headlines

Slightly Rancid Comments On The News Headlines. Lukashenko, Who Helps Putin In War, Proclaims “Year Of Peace”. Yeah, he wants a ‘peace’ of Ukraine too! Or he is peaceful because he has kissed Putin’s ring enough that neither Russia nor NATO…

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Funny story: Trump Planning Another New Riot in DC - A Lance Bottomly Hollywood Expose

Trump Planning Another New Riot in DC - A Lance Bottomly Hollywood Expose

I Ran into Marjorie Taylor Green in Hollywood the other day - (possibly she is still Trump's new secret 'Squeeze'). She only knows me as an ex - Movie star - Doesn't know that I am secretly a journalist and gossip Columnist. (She loved me as…

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Funny story: The 'Royals' - An Ongoing Soap Opera

The 'Royals' - An Ongoing Soap Opera

The real-Life Royal Family is the best Soap Opera in England at the present time. It beats any of the Fictional Soaps. A Royal has a long time Mistress. The Press finds out - and The Royal Mistress divorces her cheating husband. The recently…

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Funny story: If You Don't Read These Comments On The News You Will Get Facial Warts. Guaranteed...

If You Don't Read These Comments On The News You Will Get Facial Warts. Guaranteed...

We Found Out The Real Reason Twilight Zone Was Canceled After Just Five Seasons. Because Rod Serling disappeared into the Outer Limits….. Trump Says Democrats 'Weaponized' His Tax Returns While Simultaneously Boasting That The Records Show What…

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Funny story: Senator Mitch McConnell Becomes the Longest Serving GOP 'Scoundrel' in US History

Senator Mitch McConnell Becomes the Longest Serving GOP 'Scoundrel' in US History

News sources report that Mitch McConnell is now the longest serving Senate leader in U. S, History. Which Means he is the longest serving Republican Scoundrel (or evil Villain) - in American History. He economically sabotaged President Clinton f…

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Funny story: Avatar 3 Leaked — The Na'vi Take New York

Avatar 3 Leaked — The Na'vi Take New York

Los Angeles - A fake journalist for the Hollywood gossip website, The Celebrity Teabagger claims to know several details about Avatar 3, including some shocking details that might put its PG rating in peril. The journalist won't say her source, bu…

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Funny story: President Biden Issues A Stern Warning To North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un

President Biden Issues A Stern Warning To North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word out of the White House is that President Biden has had enough of the Kimster's shit. POTUS has issued a stern warning to the leader of North Korea that he had better stop firing missiles that fly over Japan.

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Funny story: Bride Rejects Groom 15 Times At Altar

Bride Rejects Groom 15 Times At Altar

If a bride says, I do not, 15 times at the altar, and finally, at number 16 says, I do, should the groom rejoice at finally capturing his prize? Hmmm. That particular union doesn’t appear to be set in stone. Potato salad, maybe. However, the…

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Funny story: Coronation of King Charles is May 2023 - a Basil Blathering Special

Coronation of King Charles is May 2023 - a Basil Blathering Special

Planning is already going ahead for Charles' Coronation on May 6, 2023. I have friends on the Coronation Committee, and they are already leaking me Juicy details of the Event. There was a big 'Row' at the Palace. Charles is determined t…

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Funny story: House of Representatives building shuts down as people trying to enter and people trying to leave refuse to give way to each other

House of Representatives building shuts down as people trying to enter and people trying to leave refuse to give way to each other

The US government is about to shut down over a people-flow problem, as approximately equal numbers of folk are trying to enter and leave the building at the same time. Although the building has designated entry and exit doors, the signs have come off…

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Funny story: The Quintessential Old West Actor Sam Elliot Guest Stars As a Bounty Hunter on Hell On Wheels

The Quintessential Old West Actor Sam Elliot Guest Stars As a Bounty Hunter on Hell On Wheels

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of today's most popular and most beloved Old West actors is Sam Elliott. Elliott has appeared in over 130 Westerns and he has even recorded an album of Wild West Songs titled, "Sam Elliot Sings Songs About Cowboys a…

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Funny story: Did Queen Elizabeth II Ever Say The F Word?

Did Queen Elizabeth II Ever Say The F Word?

Now that her majesty the Queen is gone, there are two curious questions to ask that have never been asked before and of such a delicate matter have never been raised publicly. Brace yourself! First, did Queen Elizabeth ever say the F word? The…

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Funny story: JP Morgan Won't Sleep with the Attorney General Fishes

JP Morgan Won't Sleep with the Attorney General Fishes

I needed a bank loan but I didn’t know whether I should go to a bank or to my local mafia boss. The mafia guy was pretty upfront about it. “If youse don’t give me my money back with interest, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes.” I like fish, so…

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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate: “When My Husband Farts, He Blames Our Dog”

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: “When My Husband Farts, He Blames Our Dog”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Due to the critical acclaim the previous “Ask Dr. Billingsgate” feature received, including mention of a possible Pulitzer Prize, this feature will be continued in today’s edition of the BILLINGSGATE POST. Dear Dr. Billingsgate…

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Funny story: Right Wing 'Loonie' Trumpies to Control Half of U.S. Congress

Right Wing 'Loonie' Trumpies to Control Half of U.S. Congress

All News sites are carrying the story about pathetic House Speaker Kevin McCarthy. (His lips probably got bruised kissing Trump's Derriere - and it was all for nothing.) Eleven No Confidence Votes so far - from the Ultraconservative Trumpers -…

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Funny story: Rumble in Da Jungle House of Reps

Rumble in Da Jungle House of Reps

Welcome to Madison Square Garden and the World Wrestling Federation’s No-Holds-Barred, Cage Match, Hammer-Slammer – oops, no wait, sorry … Welcome to ring side here on the floor of the House of Representatives! And it’s a solid and hilarious fa…

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Funny story: Michael Madeup's New Year Message

Michael Madeup's New Year Message

Hello, Michael Madeup here again, you know me. You must. I say a few things on Twitter. Fairly useless MP for a small city in the middle of nowhere. I have the hair..... Oh, now you know me. Anyway, as I was saying when I supported Boris Johns…

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Funny story: None of the Popes Care if Priests have Sex

None of the Popes Care if Priests have Sex

An article in Religious Rapture magazine concludes none of the Popes care if priests have sex. American Evangelicals love to 'knock' the religious enemy - Catholicism and the Pope. (Standing in their way to more Power and Money). Basically, P…

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Funny story: Ryan Reynolds bitch slaps frenemy Hugh Jackman following “Don’t give him an Oscar” remark

Ryan Reynolds bitch slaps frenemy Hugh Jackman following “Don’t give him an Oscar” remark

It sounds like we’ve been there before. One overpaid Hollywood actor slaps another overpaid Hollywood actor in public, both of their publicity ratings sky rocket as everyone on the planet Googles their names for the latest news, and even their famili…

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Funny story: Trump Caught With a Brooklyn Hooker

Trump Caught With a Brooklyn Hooker

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer notes that the evil, hate-spewing Trumptard, was caught cavorting with a cheap Brooklyn whore at a Motel 6, in Flatbush. Reporter Carmine Calatino said that he actually took 13 photos of th…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Insists That Her Pussy Is Not Lopsided

Britney Spears Insists That Her Pussy Is Not Lopsided

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears the blonde songstress, who is 41, but looks 39, told a reporter with The Daily Drama, that contrary to what two ex-boyfriends have said, her muffin (aka beaver) is not at all lopsided. Spears told Cindere…

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Funny story: The Gemstone 'Opal' Recently Found on Mars - Science Media Reports

The Gemstone 'Opal' Recently Found on Mars - Science Media Reports

In 2012 - NASA sent a Robot to Mars, to rove around the huge Gale Crater and see what it could find. The robot was named 'Curiosity'. It had drilling tools and could chemically analyze rocks. Curiosity went all over the place - and most of what i…

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Funny story: FBI Agents Raid Mar-a-Lago And Confiscate An Inflatable Barbie Doll Underneath Donald Trump's Master Bedroom Bed

FBI Agents Raid Mar-a-Lago And Confiscate An Inflatable Barbie Doll Underneath Donald Trump's Master Bedroom Bed

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Miami Globe-Gazette Newspaper reports that federal agents from the FBI recently conducted a pre-dawn raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago complex. Agent in charge Clayburn D. Ryburn told the news media that agents confiscate…

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Funny story: Kentucky Votes To Expand The 3-Second Rule To 9-Seconds

Kentucky Votes To Expand The 3-Second Rule To 9-Seconds

FRANKFORT, KENTUCKY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just stated that the Kentucky state legislature has just voted to expand the 3-second rule. Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz noted that the 3-second rule, which has been in effect in the the US since Wo…

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Funny story: The Russian Border Town of Piffinchev Is Captured By Ukrainian Female Soldiers

The Russian Border Town of Piffinchev Is Captured By Ukrainian Female Soldiers

VESTABOL, Russia - (Satire News) - Word coming out of southern Russia is that the communist town of Piffinchev, has been captured by the Ukraine's 903 Infantry Regiment. The Kremlin Voice reports that the 903rd is made up entirely of Ukrainian fem…

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Funny story: The Houston Texans, Who Are The Worst Team In The NFL, Are Moving

The Houston Texans, Who Are The Worst Team In The NFL, Are Moving

HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - Jenny Jo Viper, a reporter with Sports Buzz has just broken the story that the NFL's bottom-dweller, the Houston Texans are moving to San Antonio. Texans owner Janice McNair, who is 86½, informed Sports Buzz that the te…

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Funny story: Soap Opera Scandal at Paul’s House

Soap Opera Scandal at Paul’s House

How does a man in his eighties hide the fact from his famous wife and the entire country that he likes other men, and has a younger lover? What happens when two gay men having fun in a house when no one’s home get into a fight? What if the old…

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Funny story: Last year the Brit. Taxpayers Gave the Royal Family $100 Million to Have Family Dramas With

Last year the Brit. Taxpayers Gave the Royal Family $100 Million to Have Family Dramas With

This year, and every year - Forever - the Taxpayers will give the Royals $100 Million to fritter away - (Info. from the 2023 Sovereign Grant Fund). Meanwhile the Royals are Billionaires - and like all rich families are always fighting and squabb…

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Funny story: Idaho Has Banned Ribbed Condoms

Idaho Has Banned Ribbed Condoms

BOISE, Idaho - (Satire News) - The Idaho state senate has listened to the citizens of the Potato State, and they have voted to ban ribbed condoms. State Senator Gardenia P. Kryler, 47, of Idaho Falls, said that she has always hated having her husb…

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Funny story: BBC Cost Cutting

BBC Cost Cutting

In order to pay the exorbitant costs involved in putting together a Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special, the BBC has revealed that it has to make some strategic cuts. Mark Bagman from the corporation said 'We have had to cut down regional news repo…

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Funny story: A Pissed Off Cowboy Hat Locks Up 6 Messengers

A Pissed Off Cowboy Hat Locks Up 6 Messengers

More exciting news on the dictator front … Most dictators don’t realize that they are human beings since they pretty much all think they’re gods. … and then one’s humanity intrudes, and the dictator with the big black cowboy hat (red flag – th…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Addresses The Rumor That Her Ovaries Are Criss-Crossed

Marjorie Taylor Greene Addresses The Rumor That Her Ovaries Are Criss-Crossed

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Sen Marjorie Taylor Greene who says she is enjoying the hell out of being divorced told Tilapia Frisbee with RumorLand News that her vajayjay (pussy) has never seen so much 'fucking' action. The blonde senator, who has…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Gets A Landing Strip

Marjorie Taylor Greene Gets A Landing Strip

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Washington, D.C.'s most eligible bachelorette has just gone in to get some female bikini landscaping done. The famed, award-winning TTT reporter said that he…

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Funny story: Lovejoy repeats and other things to look forward to in retirement

Lovejoy repeats and other things to look forward to in retirement

Hello, many new year felicitations, and congratulations on having the good fortune to be able to enjoy my little guide to life. In case you hadn't worked it out, Mr Ray Ving here, 80 years old and still as bright, shiny and painful as a newly made…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Receives An Honor From Harvard

Marjorie Taylor Greene Receives An Honor From Harvard

BOSTON - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Sinclair Petaluma reports that Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced has just been bestowed with an honor from The Harvard Male Student Body Fraternity (HMSBF). According to fraternity pre…

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Funny story: The Chicago Bears Will Be Refunding Season Ticket Holders 75% Of The Cost of Their Tickets

The Chicago Bears Will Be Refunding Season Ticket Holders 75% Of The Cost of Their Tickets

CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Chicago Bears, Mrs. Virginia Halas McCaskey, has apologized to the Windy City fans who are Bears season tickets owners. The team that was once known as "The Monsters of The Midway," finished this season…

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Funny story: McCarthy Elected House Weaker

McCarthy Elected House Weaker

After fifteen rounds, Kevin McCarthy was elected House Speaker. And he couldn’t be more elated. “McCarthyism is back,” he yelled to Republican supporters in the House. “In deference to the late Barbara Walters, let’s face it, she’d say I’m House W…

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Funny story: Pygmy Dwarf Sues NBA For “Height Discrimination”

Pygmy Dwarf Sues NBA For “Height Discrimination”

BILLINGSGATE POST: During the 2022 NBA season, the average height of NBA players was 6’6”, which is 8 inches taller than the US average for males. The average height of a male Pygmy is about 5 feet. The world's shortest people are the Efe of Zaire,…

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Funny story: World History in 10 Seconds by Boris Blathering - Britain Won't Give back Stolen Property

World History in 10 Seconds by Boris Blathering - Britain Won't Give back Stolen Property

Britain militarily Stole many Countries and parts of Countries in its long illustrious History. Most have regained their Freedom. But Britain won't let Scotland become a free Democracy - and won't give back Gibraltar and the Falkland Island…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Appears On Jimmy Kimmel Live and Says That She Does Not Have Pussilinatosis

Marjorie Taylor Greene Appears On Jimmy Kimmel Live and Says That She Does Not Have Pussilinatosis

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced, has been saying that she's sick and tired of all the rampant rumors that are flying out of the countless rumor mills scattered throughout the nation. The 48-year-ol…

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Funny story: Wielding the Corn Cob Gavel Fer A Merica!

Wielding the Corn Cob Gavel Fer A Merica!

Nancy Pelosi’s gavel has been retired. She was such a good Speaker of the House that many agree that no one can or should wield it after her. This makes even more sense when the world watches how Kevin McCarthy can’t even get elected as Speaker by…

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Funny story: And In This Corner … Hakeem Jefferies … Jefferies …

And In This Corner … Hakeem Jefferies … Jefferies …

And in this corner … the Italian Stallion … Rocky … Baaaaalboa … boa … He’s a wrecking machine! Get in there, Rock! He ain’t getting’ beat – he’s getting mad! And so forth … that would be a fun fight to watch, but, alas, it was only a movie.

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Funny story: Man has been bought a copy of Matt Hancock's Pandemic Diary

Man has been bought a copy of Matt Hancock's Pandemic Diary

Gary Johnson, one of Chutney on the Fritz's most famous figures was given a copy of Matt Hancock's Pandemic Diary for Christmas, and really needs to find out who gave it to him, so he can give it back to them. 'I know that it was my Secret Santa p…

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Funny story: Selling Body Parts By The Pound

Selling Body Parts By The Pound

Do you have too many body parts? Maybe your legs or arms sometimes get in the way? Well, friend and commodity, you have to worry no longer! In Colorado, home of Lauren Boebert (so you know it’s a goooood state), there are a mom and daughter team w…

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Funny story: Republicans Choose Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House

Republicans Choose Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House

After 73 failed balloting attempts to elect a new Speaker of the House, the Republican Congressional "Freedom Caucus" gave its 20 votes to Nancy Pelosi, sending her to an unexpected new term as Speaker. A spokesman for the Freedom Caucus, who aske…

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Funny story: The Trump From Ipanema

The Trump From Ipanema

I knew it was just a matter of time. Donald Trump doesn’t just want to own America, he wants the world. The Brazilians are under his control. They cannot think for themselves. They want their own Mar-A-Lago on Ipanema Beach, where the stars come o…

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Funny story: Mexico's Warship 'The Pancho Villa' Sinks One of Russia's Biggest Battleships

Mexico's Warship 'The Pancho Villa' Sinks One of Russia's Biggest Battleships

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the US news media that Mexico is reporting that their destroyer, The Pancho Villa, has attacked and sunk one of Russia's largest battleships, The Siberian…

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Funny story: Where the Hell Iz America?

Where the Hell Iz America?

A new game show is in the works, where Americans will pit their intelligence against people from around the world. The show is called: “Where the Hell?” Contestants will be shown a map of the world and then be asked certain questions. The Ameri…

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Funny story: Nazi Pope Having a 1000 Year Party in Hell

Nazi Pope Having a 1000 Year Party in Hell

Well, the Nazi Pope is dead. Will he rise from the grave to become a zombie Pope? Only time will tell. Did you know that when a Pope dies, they hit him in the head with a hammer (blessed, of course) to see if the smack wakes him up. (If the wit…

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Funny story: The Material Girl Gone Plastic

The Material Girl Gone Plastic

What have you bastards done with Madonna? She was just here a minute ago. I remember the 80s (title of my upcoming tell-all bio) and Madonna’s tiny little moustache – where’d it go?! I love that moustache. I think you can kinda still see it on the co…

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Funny story: Chastity Belts for Adolescent Perverts

Chastity Belts for Adolescent Perverts

Now that the white Christian robotic masses have taken over America, sex is bad. (Unless they do it and don’t get caught, of course.) Religion always hates sex but loves violence, that’s why I can sit with the wife and 2.5 kids around the TV tray mic…

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Funny story: Enjoy a Steaming Cup of Fetus to Start Your Morning Right … Wing

Enjoy a Steaming Cup of Fetus to Start Your Morning Right … Wing

Abortion rarely gets to be legal in Catholic countries. Some of the smarter, modern ones, like Ireland, grew up (in 2018, so not ancient history) and told their fecking priests to feck off and stop fecking telling a woman what to fecking do with her…

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Funny story: Scum Travels Around the World like Daft Punk

Scum Travels Around the World like Daft Punk

Oh those wacky Brazilians! They wanna be just like American scum! Will they take the long trek north to climb over the big wall? Hell no, they got their own country and they want it back! Storm the Bastille! Is everybody gonna try to overthrow…

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Funny story: Donald Trump and Elon Musk Are Both Crazy Ass Shitheads

Donald Trump and Elon Musk Are Both Crazy Ass Shitheads

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Karma can be a bitch, and in the case of suck buddies, Donald Trump and Elon Musk, Karma is a fucking bitch. Both fruit salads, as stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree calls the butt ball twins, noted that the douche bag…

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Funny story: Donald Trump The Riot Instigator Has Been Arrested Trying To Flee The Country

Donald Trump The Riot Instigator Has Been Arrested Trying To Flee The Country

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Police Dept. reports that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just been taken into custody at JFK Airport. Federal agents report apprehending the orange whore bitch as he was in line to get on board a fli…

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Funny story: Putin Is Catching Hell From The Russian People And He Plans On Withdrawing All of His Troops From Ukraine

Putin Is Catching Hell From The Russian People And He Plans On Withdrawing All of His Troops From Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Kitty Segovia, with The iNews News Agency has just broken the story that Russian dictator Vladimir Nikita Putin, is feeling so much fucking heat from the people of Russia that he has decided to leave Ukraine and ret…

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Funny story: Rules of the 118th Congress, As Written By the QAnon Shaman

Rules of the 118th Congress, As Written By the QAnon Shaman

Be it resolved that I, the QAnon Shaman who stormed the United States Capitol, while carrying a spear and wearing horns, hereby decree the rules of the House of Representatives from my prison cell: 1. Shouting into a bullhorn will henceforth repla…

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Funny story: Trump is the Biggest Corporate Crook in America

Trump is the Biggest Corporate Crook in America

Trump is literally the Biggest Corporate Crook in America. Trump is 6ft., 3 inches and over 250 pounds. (His official Weight is a Coy 243 pounds.) Elon Musk is a trim 5 ft., 11 inches and 180 pounds. Jeff Bezos (with his 'Slumlord' Emplo…

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Funny story: Death to Antifa’s Apple Pie!

Death to Antifa’s Apple Pie!

Good old-fashion American apple pie is dead – and you’re a scumbag for liking it! Apple pies will no longer be allowed to be made in America, largely due to protests by those who do not like apples and who are enraged that other people demand they…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Buy Manchester United and Move The Team To Dallas

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Buy Manchester United and Move The Team To Dallas

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of "Big D," is that Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, aka America's Team, wants to buy the Manchester United Red Devils and move them to Dallas. Jones told Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti,…

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Funny story: Basil Blathering's New Book on the Humor of Violence and Non-Violence

Basil Blathering's New Book on the Humor of Violence and Non-Violence

The whole world is a divided into Violence and Nonviolence. I just had to write a book about it. Especially after the Margaret Thatcher book. In some ways a good human Being - and in others a Monster of Violence. Most people are peaceful, b…

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Funny story: It’s Lonely Being An Old Terrorist

It’s Lonely Being An Old Terrorist

Strange news coming out of Iraq and Afghanistan on the terrorism front … A Spokesman for ISIS, the ever-popular terrorism organization, has said: “No one cares anymore. Remember the good old days, at the beginning of this century, when everybody…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Has Just Marketed Her Fantastic Pussy Rejuvenating Pills

Britney Spears Has Just Marketed Her Fantastic Pussy Rejuvenating Pills

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The blonde songstress who has had such hit songs as "Baby One More Time," "Baby A Bunch More Times," "Oops!...I Did It Again," "I'm A Slave 4 You," and the recently released, "I'm A Sex Toy 4 You," recently sat down for an…

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Funny story: Trump - U.S. Giving too Much Financial Aid to Ukraine - This Hurts Friend 'Vlad'

Trump - U.S. Giving too Much Financial Aid to Ukraine - This Hurts Friend 'Vlad'

News sources report that recently at a speaking event - Trump said that if re-elected he would give no military aid to Europe or Ukraine - even if Russia attacked Europe. When President - Trump spent money like Crazy. Billions in Tax cuts fo…

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Funny story: Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Admits That She, Like Her Idol Trump, Is Addicted To Big Macs

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Admits That She, Like Her Idol Trump, Is Addicted To Big Macs

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas, reports that after interviewing the newly-elected governor of Arkansas, she can say that she is just as hate-filled, and as just as evil as her idol Donald Jonathan Erasmus…

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Funny story: Kindergarten Student Shoots Teacher, She Ran out of Chocolate Milk

Kindergarten Student Shoots Teacher, She Ran out of Chocolate Milk

The Washington Pest newspaper has had a lead story on the recent shooting of a teacher by a kindergartener with the child's parents' gun. Possible cause of the event - running out of chocolate milk. Who trained the Kid to use the gun is a mys…

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Funny story: Cancelling the Dick

Cancelling the Dick

Cancel culture has filtered into all aspects of life. Some say this is a good thing, others not so much. Now pediatric hospitals around the cancelled world have decided that the old Judeo-Christian traditional of circumcising an infant male’s peni…

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Funny story: Rap Political Commentator 'One Ball' on his first Pop Hit

Rap Political Commentator 'One Ball' on his first Pop Hit

Prominent political commentator on the Rap News Network is currently doing coverage of Ukraine. Here he is on his latest creation. I have Many other talents. The other night the Mood moved me to make a Pop song and put it on Tik-Tok. It's shoot…

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