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Melania’s Sweater Puppets – Feed Me!
What’s a former First Lady too do when she’s waiting for her hubby to go to prison? Melania Trump has been keeping herself busy in many ways, one of which is making sweater puppets! Melania says: “I like to make the puppets out of my old sweaters…
Read full storyHidey Hole Document Disappearance … for All the President’s Men
Are you a former president, or a current one, or maybe you’re a vice president or some kind of person who is given top secret documents, but, by golly, you just don’t know what to do with them. Sure, you read them, but you don’t care what they say…
Read full storyDonald Trump Looking For A Gregory Peck Or Spencer Tracy Lawyer For His Defense
Thinking himself as innocent as a mockingbird, Donald Trump knew he needed a super attorney for his defense, and that a Rudolph Giuliani-type lawyer was not it. He needed a Spencer Tracy or Gregory Peck type to swing him out of a guilty verdict. H…
Read full storyTrump Proposes to Marjorie Taylor Greene, Claims Third Time's a Charm
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed that Don "The Con" Trump has asked her to marry him. She says she replied, "But did you forget that you're already married to that hairpiece on your head?" Trump semi-quippe…
Read full storyBad Sign Language Could Lead to Short-Lived Illuminati Stardom
Michelle Yeoh and Jamie Lee Curtis won big at SAG awards, but their masters are not pleased! In the above photo, we can see Yeoh and Curtis trying to give each other the Illuminati hand sign, acknowledging their true lords and masters who make cel…
Read full storyTrump The Chump Is Hiding From The Guatemalan Drug Cartels
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Two years ago the man with the loose orange tongue made a comment that the drug cartels from Guatemala were "punks" and not really as tough as the drug cartels from other countries. Well fast forward 24 months an…
Read full storyGuatemala Has The World's Greatest and Most Luxurious Soccer Stadium
GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - (Satire News) - According to the Nacional News Agency, the Guatemala City Hot Tamale Ball Kickers play in Ixtantan Soccer Stadium, which is allegedly the most luxurious stadium in the world, even more luxurious than a gold…
Read full storyPresident Putin Arrested And He's Taken Into Custody Of A Group Of Clowns
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that the Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has been taken into custody by a group of clowns. Sources say that the clowns snuck into the Kremlin disguised as caterers and lured Puti…
Read full storyJ.Lo and Willie Nelson Pen A New Song About Their Wild Night
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - J.Lo, who at the age of 53, can still turn heads quicker than most female celebrities who are half her age - even when fully clothed. Jenny from the Block has a stunningly beautiful figure, with an erotically fine derri…
Read full storyPutski's Pickle: Putin's Plot to Pilfer the Planet's Produce and Punch!
The despised world dictator, Vladimir Putin, also known as "Putski," was caught attempting to steal all the world's vodka and cabbage. Sources close to Putin reveal that the Russian Autocrat fled the Kremlin in high heels and a pink tutu while sc…
Read full storyThe CIA Reports That Terrorist Groups Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah Are All Back and With a Vicious Vengance
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The CIA has learned from an undercover spy that four of the world's top terrorist organizations have resurfaced and they vow to cause more mayhem than a hyperactive squirrel in a Nutella factory. The groups had g…
Read full storyColorado Has The Nation's First Pot/Pizza Food Truck
ROACH CLIP CREEK, Colorado - (Satire News) - Billy Beepweather had an unusual dream ever since he was a senior at Rocky Mountain High School. He wanted to open a dispensary that not only sold weed, but also served pizza. Fast forward to today and…
Read full storyAfghanistan To Send 700 Adult Camels To Russia In Exchange For Fancy Circus Gear And Top Vodka
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof Satire) - The Sandstone News Agency reports that Afghanistan and Russia have finalized plans on a superb trade that will benefit both countries (but mostly Afghanistan). According to a rep for Sandstone, Afghani Preside…
Read full storyThe Taliban Has Joined Ukraine In It's Fight Against The Evil Russian Empire
IZYUM, Ukraine - (Spoof News) - The president of Afghanistan Abu Taboo Fashu has just informed the world media that the Taliban 7th Infantry Regiment has landed in Izyum, and they are preparing to attack Putin's military forces which occupy the city,…
Read full storyLatinos Demand U.S. Pay for Their Sex Changes
Led by the most feared Latin American gang, MS 12.5, undocumented Mexicans, Central, and South Americans dressed in orange vests carrying leaf blowers and shouting "Yes we can" in Espanol descended on our nation's capital roaring their leaf blowers…
Read full storyBRAZIL WAX NOW: 10,000 Trenton Women Rallying to Make Men the Only Waxers
NEWS FLASH: Trenton, New Jersey, 9:23 a.m. EST. Our on-site reporter is keeping our news desk on the Delaware River in Washington's Crossing constantly updated about this volatile situation. Right now, we are bringing this news to our readers simu…
Read full storyIsraeli Leaders Quake as Prominent Liberal Jews and Gentiles Criticize in NY Times
Benjamin Netanyahu and other members of the Israeli Parliament met today in Tel Aviv to honor members of several underground groups who risked their lives to free the country from British domination decades ago. "Blowing up the King David didn't give…
Read full storyA List of 10 Towns With Very Vulgar Names
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Metro News Service has just released a groundbreaking list of the world's top 10 most vulgar named cities. According to MNS investigative reporter Joaquin Cerveza, the list was compiled by scouring through obscu…
Read full storyTable of women approached by four different men
In a crowded pub in Mithering on the Trent, Tracey and Sharon, along with three of their mates, were out for a good night of drinking wine and talking about life when their good time was spoiled by four different men approaching their table. "It h…
Read full storyLiberal Democrats poking their noses in again
Although you barely remember their names or faces, Liberal Democrats have been popping up all over your little city now that local elections are taking place. Group members, not evil enough to join the Conservatives or not sensitive enough for Lab…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Is Extremely Thrilled That Trump Is Finally Going To Prison
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the writers for Daily Drama, Cinderella St. Lamb says that there is no one in America who is happier that the goofy, talkative, lying fella is FINALLY going to have his big, puffy, butt sitting in Sing Sing Pris…
Read full storyIsis Hitman Captured At Heathrow Airport
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that Scotland Yard has just captured one of the most infamous terrorist clowns in the world, Yasim Feem Lala, 37. He was captured as he tried to board an Air Switzerland plane that was bound for North Dakot…
Read full storyLatinas: "No Respecto, No Puta por Macho Hombres"
Marching with the transsexual, gay, non-binary, and transvestite members of the feared MS-12.5 gang (who wear pin berets) whose leaf blowers and rainbow painted machetes glinted in the early morning sun peeking through the New York skyscrapers onto t…
Read full storyNext Year March Madness May Become May Madness
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has announced that they will be renaming the national basketball extravaganza to The Spring Fling Slam Dunk-a-thon. A representative for the NCAA organization stated that…
Read full storyDeSantis’s Draft Letter Requests Asking Permission For Novak Djokovic To Play At Miami Open
“Dear Mr. President…” No, no, no. Way too respectful... “To Joe Biden…” No. Still too considerate… “To Uncle Joe, perveyer of all things woke and unnecessary, as they become a national cancer to the American Patriot psyche…” Yes, that’s it. {No…
Read full storyJesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!
A Palestinian shepherd boy with a rum-pa-pa-pum drum was wandering on the outskirts of Jerusalem, trying to hide from Israeli police, who had just beaten up his grandmother for breathing without a permit … anyway, the kid was digging in the dirt tryi…
Read full storyAlexa, How Do I Know I Exist?
Alexa was the first, but now there will be more robots, or AI thingys, to make our lives better and to take away our need to think for ourselves. “Alexa, do unicorns exist?” “No, unicorns are mythical, they do not really exist.” “Alexa, is B…
Read full storyWisconsin Admits That They Have A Very Serious Cheese Shortage
CHEESE OMELETTE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has just broken the story that the Cheese Capital of The World, is running out of cheese. A spokesperson for The Wisconsin Cheese Coalition (WCC) has finally admitted that the stat…
Read full storyTrump is Suing The FBI For $7.2 Billion
MAR-A-LUNACY - (Satire News) - In a shocking turn of events, former president and self-proclaimed king of burgers, Donald "The Chump" Trump, has announced that he's been traumatized by the recent FBI raid on his Mar-a-Lunacy complex. According to…
Read full storyThe Reason Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood's Marriage Is Headed For The Dumpster
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - The harmonica player in Garth Brooks band has made it known that the once-happy country couple is now a not-so-happy country pair. Harmonica player Noreen "Legs" Butterhouse, told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buc…
Read full storyThe Sizzlingly Sexy Holly Sonders Is Turning Heads On The Golf Course
AUGUSTA, Georgia - (Sports Spoof) - The latest edition of Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine features the sensational golfer Holly Sonders. The stunning golfer is causing a stir in the world of the little bitty dimpled ball. The 36-year-old beauty…
Read full storyHow Did Corona Virus Start? Stupid Congressional Republicans Will Figure it Out
Republicans control the House of Congress, not the Senate, and are gearing up to solve where the Corona Virus came from. They are not Scientists, just your ordinary, delusional Right-Wing UltraConservatives (Trump is God, etc.; there are millions…
Read full storyWhataburger Is Now More Popular Than Burger King
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just announced that the Whataburger food franchise has just surpassed the Burger King food chain in popularity. AFNA writer Calypso Igloo writes that the Texas-based fast food giant…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Arkansas A&M University Has Been Disqualified From Entering The March Madness Tournament
SACRAMENTO, California - (Sports Satire) - Word out of the March Madness Tournament is that Arkansas A&M University has been disqualified from the national tournament. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti said that four of the Arkansas A&M…
Read full storyKim Kardashian and Her Sisters Travel To Tijuana, Mexico, To See Her Fabulous Bullfighter Boyfriend In Action
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - Word from the Kardashian Klan is that Kim is happier than an anteater smack dab in the middle of a huge ant bed. And according to Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, it's because Kimmy's new boyfriend is…
Read full storyKanye West's New Hitler Album
In an exclusive scoop, we'd like to present some information on the new Kanye West album. First off, the artist is going by his full name of Kanye West again, apparently because it's a more recognizable brand name. Next, it appears that the album…
Read full storyCould Prince Harry Apply For US Unemployment Benefits?
Married to a US citizen, could Prince Harry apply for US unemployment benefits? If so, it’s a good guess, but he’d certainly have to drop the title of Prince. Instead, he would be just Harry Windsor Mountbatten. Hmmm, that still sounds a little title…
Read full storyWhataburger Is The Nation's First Fast Food Restaurant To Add Valet Parking
CHICAGO - (Fast Food Satire) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just broken the story that Whataburger Inc. has become America's first fast food restaurant to add valet parking. Lexi Aspen, with Cloud 9, notes that Whataburgers are so good that even ex…
Read full storyTrump Is Practicing Opening His Mouth Nice and Wide For When He Goes To Prison and He Comes Face-To-Face With The Horny Inmates
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Trump was in "The Big Apple" visiting the young son that calls him 'my sperm donor daddy' (Barron). While in the city that never sleeps he was asked by a reporter for The New York Sunshine Observer if he was ready t…
Read full storyFord Brexit to be announced soon
BRITAIN and FRANCE – (Satire News) – There is a rumor in the automotive industry that the traditional and most popular car model of the past years will make a comeback in a new form. “Actually it's a pretty strong piece of information just waiting…
Read full storyPirates to Attack Floating Cities in Elon’s Future Dreams
Elon Musk is interested in floating cities. An island, constructed by people, on which an entire city stands. Like Manhattan, if its island could float and move around for a moveable feast of all things New York. Who doesn’t want that city off…
Read full storyA List of The Top Space Alien Motion Pictures of All-Time
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The director of the QuinniPinni Polling Agency, Derek Waterwell had his employees poll 37,208 space fanatics and they were asked to pick their all-time favorite space alien movies. Here are the results... The Top Spa…
Read full storyEric "Goofy" Trump Says His Daddy Is Now Eating 10 Big Macs a Day
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Eric "Goofy" Trump recently told Fox News host Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity that his daddy has become so stressed out at the thought that his old ass is going to end up in prison, that his addiction to Big Mac burgers ha…
Read full storyNew Dictionary Word Additions That Have Come About Since the Advent Of Trump
According to the people at Weckster and Merrymen Dictionary Inc. the name and term 'Trump' have taken on more meanings, definitions and nuances in the American vernacular in the past eight years than any other word in English. It stands amazingly as…
Read full storyPresident Biden Signs An Executive Order That States That All Billionaires Will Be Taxed At a 50% Rate
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that's sure to make the working-class cheer, President Biden has announced a new tax plan that will finally stick it to the man. The "50% Fair Tax Diddly Deal," will introduce a new tax bracket for bill…
Read full storyMIRA! MS 12.5, El PENDEHO, Presidente! State Patrol Captures CopKiller in CUBA
Puerto Ricans, Haitians, and members of the feared, machete-carrying Honduran gang, Los Pendehos, celebrated last night in the courtyards of subsidized housing on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. Members of the powerful congressional democratic…
Read full storyPresident Biden Vows To Bomb North Korea If Kim Jong-un Doesn't Stop His Missile-Launching-Over-Japan Shit!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has acknowledged that President Biden is fed up with the fat Asian Pillsbury doughboy, Kim Jong-un. POTUS has warned the little tub of fat cells that he had better…
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He'll Double Patrick Mahomes Salary If He Signs With The Cowboys
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The last time that the Cowboys won the Super Bowl was 26 years ago, and team owner Jerry Jones is, to use a Texas expression, fit to be tied. Jones told his statuesque wife Eugenia, and children Stephen, Charlotte, and J…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Adding Gender Neutral Bathrooms
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Taking a cue from some European countries, McDonalds will soon be adding unisex bathrooms. Mickey D executives stated that by installing gender neutral bathrooms it will cut down from having to clean and maintain two bath…
Read full storyListerine Keeps Confessions Clean!
The American Department of Justice has realized that the CIA and FBI are both criminal cartels bigger and more powerful than any mafia, so they cannot be trusted with … THE LIST! So they sent me, Marlowe, no first name given, a private dick, to in…
Read full storyMelania and Stormy Agree: Trump's Bedroom Skills as Real as Tooth Fairy
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania Trump and Stormy Daniels both agree that on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being high and 1 being low, "Baby Fingers" Trump barely registers a 1, and that he's not exactly a champion in the "wink-wink" department.
Read full storyWhy is my belly hanging over my trousers?
Beer! - Beer is high in calories and can lead to weight gain if consumed excessively. It is also high in carbohydrates, which can be converted into belly fat if the body does not use them for energy. Additionally, beer can disrupt hormonal balanc…
Read full storyA List of 10 Things About Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Tambourine Times Magazine editor Tabasco Pistolero has compiled a list of facts about Mick Jagger, the lead singer with the Rolling Stones. Mick is 79-years-old, but apparently no one has told him because he still jump…
Read full storyThe Song "Stormy" By The Classics IV, Is Back On The Music Chart After 54 Years Thanks To Stormy Daniels Renewed Popularity
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Who could forget the timeless hit "Stormy" by the band The Classics IV, that rocked the airwaves in 1968? Thanks to the resurgence of Donald J. Erasmus Trump's funtime friend, Stormy Daniels, the song is back on the char…
Read full storyThe Chinese Trojan Horse is Whispering Its Indigestion
There are Chinese police stations in the USA, Canada and Britain. Do these countries have their police in China? These police are on the hunt to threaten any Chinese people in those “foreign devil” nations that if they don’t play ball (or maybe,…
Read full storyGovernment thinking about Privatising Gravity
Strapped for cash, a political party peopled with a few billionaires is thinking that they might have to privatise Gravity in order to balance the books. The naturally occurring phenomenon is useful for keeping things close to the ground and would…
Read full storyMurder, She Wrote brought back to life. Sub heading Murder She Re-wrote
For anyone on this planet who has never seen an episode of Murder, She Wrote let me quickly fill you in. The show is essentially a crime drama but without all the rape and torture. The story's protagonist is Jessica Fletcher, a murder mystery/c…
Read full storyTime for SPAIN to Pay Up: Former World Colonizer Owes U.S.Trillions of Dollars
BREAKING NEWS: The President of Oppressed Americans of NJ, NYC, released a copy of a memo that he sent to Señor Excellent Presidente in Madrid this morning. When he woke up this morning, he became "woke" to the fact that if the Spanish Conquistadores…
Read full storyI tried not to eat for 3 days; this is what happened!
As the title suggests, I didn't eat for three whole days and I'm here to tell you about the crazy journey that was my life during that time. Day 1: I woke up feeling super motivated to start my fast. I was convinced that this was going to be the…
Read full storyHillbillies gets rich in Mexico
Mexico (News of the World) — From steamed Tamales to hot pot Menudo, traditional Mexican food has often proved hugely popular in the West. Now, Mexican restaurant owners are hoping they have found the next delicacy to crack the tourist market --…
Read full storySmall Child who can't swear at home or school, swearing at his grandparents
Four-year-old Joshua Atkinson from Mithering on the Trent has been told off for swearing at school and in front of his parents, so he has decided that he will swear for his grandparents this weekend instead. "So, I said '****' at school, and Ms. H…
Read full storyThe Chinese Spy Balloon Was Actually Delivering a Pizza To a Family In South Carolina
WATERMELON SEED, South Carolina - The White House has informed the US news media that unnamed sources from China have stated that the so called Chinese spy balloon, that was shot down by an American F-14 fighter jet, was merely delivering a large pep…
Read full storyThe McDonalds Corporation Has Just Announced That Their New and Improved Rainbow Ketchup Is The Best In The Fast Food Industry
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation is always trying to stay steps ahead of the competition. And in that vein they have just announced that they are now introducing their new and improved Rainbow Ketchup, which has no calories, no sod…
Read full storyA Woman In Scotland Loses 89 Pounds In Two Weeks On The Sesame Seed Diet
GLASGOW, Scotland - (World Satire) - The United Kingdom's Ta Ta For Now News reports that a chambermaid from Old Kilt, Scotland, says that for the past 17 years she had been 93 pounds overweight. Maddie McTissyfinch, 38, said that her great grandm…
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Releases Running Back Ezekiel Elliott
DALLAS - (Satire News) - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily writer Dottie Bazooka says she recently talked to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones at a Whataburger in Dallas about the future of his star running back Ezekiel Elliott. Dottie noted that the octogen…
Read full storyMafia Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Assures New Yorkers That Unlike Several US Banks, His Bank Is 110% Solid
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Salvatore Goombalini, who is the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the entire nation, has just issued a statement, stating that he wants anyone who has money in his 'family's' bank, to rest assured that unlike oth…
Read full storyColorado Is Importing Pot From Baja California
DENVER - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Rocky Mountain State, is that the square-looking state is now importing marijuana from Baja California. A spokesperson for Gov. Jared Polis, stated that due to last year's summer drought, and the sub…
Read full storyA Professional Female Wrestler Is Arrested For Causing Extreme Havoc Inside a Jack In The Box Restaurant
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - An up and coming female wrestler from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, has been arrested and charged with using very lewd language and extremely disorderly conduct while inside a Jack in the Box fast food restaurant. The…
Read full storyHarry & Meghan Breathe Sigh Of Relief Over UK Fruit & Veg Shortage
A shortage of some fruits and vegetables in the United Kingdom that has prompted rationing at most major supermarkets that could last until May, has left Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle breathing a sigh of relief. With tomatoes, and cabbag…
Read full storyBeloved Childhood Characters All Turning Trans
To spite Ron DeSantis, major British publishers have sent out a call to all writers – please write as many children’s books involving transsexuals as possible. In fact, the publishers are even thinking about rewriting old kid’s books with ONLY transs…
Read full storyMexico Is Preparing To Invade Guatemala
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of The Land of Ole, Ole, Ole, state that the Republic of Mexico has had it with the drug antics of Guatemala. Mexico's President Andres "Andy" Lopez Obrador, points out that he has warned the drug c…
Read full storyIsraelis discover Hitler's head; rush to Jerusalem for analysis
A group of young Israelis on sabbatical from their Negev kibbutz stumbled across a vat in the Tyrol with Hitler's head preserved in Riesling. They contacted Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office in Tel Aviv and were immediately referred to his t…
Read full storyMelania Trump Finally Admits That Donaldo Is Not Barron's Biological Father
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - After keeping it secret for 16 years, the Trumptard's estranged wife, Melania, has finally "admitted" what Ivanka and ONLY Ivanka knew; and that is that her sperm donor father (DJT) is not the biological father of 16-yea…
Read full storyXi Didn’t Watch the Oscars, Made Himself Head Dick for a 3rd Time Instead
Old Xi Jinping is at it again. Like Putin, Xi hates when he’s NOT the center of attention. Putin took off his shirt and rode a horse, but Xi won’t take his shirt off for anyone and no horse can hold his weight. (Fat joke! So low! Like the horse’s bac…
Read full storyLady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
Miami Beach, Botswana, Lady Gaga had a sold out concert last night, and this reporter had a blast to see history in the making … but it’s not why you think! As Gaga was singing “Po-po-po-po-pokerface …” she sharted. (A combo between a fart and…
Read full storyRussian Autocrat Vladimir Putin Tells North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un That Trump Was Nothing But a Jive Ass Pussy
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Boom Boom News (North Korea) reports that Kim Jong-un recently sent a text to Putin asking him how the war with the Ukraine was going, the high rising cost of vodka, and if he is still dilly dallying with the Stromovich twins…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Adding a Smoking Room To Every One of Their Restaurants
CHICAGO, Illinois - (Satire News) - McDonalds makes it a point to always listen to its customers, and many of them have asked that Mickey D's please add a smoking room to their restaurants One smoker Ezra "Smokey" Hopquist from Alligator Nuts, Flo…
Read full storyIndian Chief Sitting Bull's Great, Great, Great, Granddaughter Appears In The TV Western "Hell On Wheels"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town, says that the tremendously popular hit TV Western, "Hell On Wheels" has signed the great, great, great granddaughter of Sioux Chief Sitting Bull, to appear on the Old West railroad show.
Read full storyKing Charles III, Invites President Biden To Buckingham Palace
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Royal Fog Research Group notes that the UK's new king, Charles III, has invited the great President Biden to visit him and his stunningly sexy wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles for a sit-down dinner and musical co…
Read full storyA Very Desperate Donald Trump Opens Up a Thift Shop To Pay For His Millions of Dollars in Attorney Fees
QUACK QUACK, Alabama - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx has just broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the self-proclaimed billionaire, is in desperate need of funds to pay his "bigly" lawyer's fees. Trump's one and on…
Read full storyOld people remembering the snow they had in their youth
Old man Walter McKinley was today complaining about how the school down his road had been closed after a measly two inches of snow had fallen. The 87-year-old, who has lived in Mithering on the Trent for the past 59 years, and is seen as a local c…
Read full storyLittle Caesars Pizza Discontinues Their Seahorse Pizza
DETROIT - (Fast Food Satire) - Little Caesars Inc. has just made it known that due to popular demand, they will be discontinuing their Seahorse Pizza. Company spokesperson Luigi Guido Bambalini, 59, said that patrons just did not like the idea of…
Read full storyTerminating Homo Sapiens for Paradise Lost
Advanced nanobot engineers have finally hooked up the brains of two people to act as one! They can’t think for themselves – only echo what their programmers have jammed into their skulls. Science knows no ethical bounds – yay! Remember The Termina…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Donating $43 Million To President Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just informed the American public that the biggest fast food chain in the world has donated $43 million to President Joe Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign. A spokesperson said tha…
Read full storyA Porn Star Has Opened Up The Nation's First Finger Licken' Chicken Restaurant
GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that a well-known porn star Pretzel Garibaldi, has just gone into the fried chicken fast food business. Miss Garibaldi has opened up Pretzel's Finger Licken' Chicken Res…
Read full storyCocaine Is Found Inside a Shipment of Maracas From Mexico
EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - US Customs agents have seized an 18-wheeler truck with Iowa license plates at the Cesar Chavez Commemorative Bridge that was transporting an illegal drug. The drug was "Sinaloan Smooth" cocaine, and it was found in…
Read full storyHugh Grant's Cumberbund
Recently formed avant-garde jazz band, Hugh Grant's Cumberbund have announced that their first performance will happen at Mithering on the Trent's The Wet Sprocket Pub on May 24th. The pub's landlady, Tracey Brassingthwaite said 'I heard the band'…
Read full storyDonald Trump Goes In For A Tummy Tuck Estimate - The Cost Is Astronomical!
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - The fat ass that has ballooned up to 367¼ pounds (none other than Trump) has decided that he needs to get a damn tummy tuck because when he stands naked in the shower he cannot see his little bitty binky (dick) or…
Read full storyGum is Good and Won’t Grow Aliens in Your Stomach, Maybe
PFfizer (or however you spell it) has put vaccines in gum! For all those bratty kids and their suspicious parents who don’t want to take their medicine … who doesn’t love a stick of gum? This gum is different, however. It sticks so well, that you…
Read full storyIs Vanilla a Flavor – Or A Stinking Lie?
Ice cream scientists the world over are asking some important questions, and getting few answers. Sure, we can all agree that chocolate is a flavor … a sweet delicious manly flavor that never lets you down and keeps you craving for more – MORE god…
Read full storyAngelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project
After five years, Angelina Jolie is back to directing. She will lead the film 'A Turkey Monster Loose in Manhattan', based on a bestselling novel by a kindergarden girl named Annie May. May's mum helped write the novel based on her daughter's wil…
Read full storyKing Charles III Rejects Visit With Son Harry
After Harry called King Charles III's wife, the Queen Consort Camilla, dangerous and like an evil stepmother in his book Spare, King Charles III said he was too busy to visit with his son Harry during Harry’s surprise visit to London as part of Harry…
Read full storyAmazon and Walmart are Dead - Buy Direct from China 1/3rd the Price - Temu-Temu!
Amazon and Walmart are on the way Out according to a CCN article. It is old fashioned to buy from these two companies - who have to ship their Goods all the way from China. You can now bypass them and order from the same companies they order…
Read full storyTrump's Stunningly Sexy Out of Wedlock Daughter Surfaces In California
CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency writer Mimosa Sabrosa, has just broken the story about a pole dancer in Calexico, who alleges that she is the illegitimate daughter of Donald Trump. The extremely attractive, young wom…
Read full storyProtesting the Protest is Against the Anti-Protest Law – So Shut It!
Here in Britain, people will no longer be allowed to protest anything. The price of this and that going up – so what, take it, accept it, but thou shalt not protest. To protest the anti-protest law is illegal. (Now if that’s not straight outa Orwe…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Thailand Has More Ladyboys Than Any Other Country On Earth
BANGKOK, Thailand - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency (Asia) has revealed an amazingly amazing fact. A recent poll taken in over 250 Thai cities showed that Thailand has more transgenders (males who are called Ladyboys) than any other…
Read full storyArchaeological Dig in North Korea Finds No Wheel
A rare moment in archaeology has occurred in North Korea. First, it was amazing that Kim Jong-Un even let in foreign scientists to study the prehistory of the top of the Korean peninsula, but then again, Kim’s dictatorship doesn’t exactly encoura…
Read full storyThe King and the Corgis Go For A Walk
Sir Nigel Hufflesnuff, the Royal Dog Walker, is sad. The Queen is gone, but her corgis remain, and they are saddest of all, so thinks Nigel. After several attempts through various intermediaries, Nigel has tried to bring the corgis to the attentio…
Read full storyJust Like One of The Gangs In "West Side Story" Aaron Rodgers Is Going To Become a (New York) Jet
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The soon-not-to-be Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers flew into "The Big Apple" and met with the owner of the New York Jets, Robert Wood "Woody" Johnson IV. Johnson IV, has expressed an interest in signin…
Read full storyMexico's Federal Ministerial Police Has Captured Al-Qaeda's Notorious Terrorist Shin Su Shaker
VACAVILLE, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico is proud to report that their federal police have just captured Shin Su Shaker, a notorious Al-Qaeda terrorist. The hate-filled terrorist was captured as he took a pee in an alley behind one of Vacaville'…
Read full storyAfter A Tremendous Groundswell From The American People President Biden Declares Donald Trump a Persona Non Grata
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that the "Douche Bag" who occupied the White House before him, and spent most of his time eating cheeseburgers and tweeting, will soon be officially designated a "Persona Non-Grata." Ac…
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