There were 282 spoof news stories published in December 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: King Charles III, Says Buckingham Palace Will Be Renovated By Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles

King Charles III, Says Buckingham Palace Will Be Renovated By Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that King Charles III, has set aside. $14.9 million to renovate Buck House, which is 317 years old. BBC's Ocean Figgly personally spoke to the new monarch, who looked quite dashing in his $8,000…

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Funny story: Russian President Putin Threatens To Totally Destroy Paris, France With His New, Powerful Y-7 Super Missile

Russian President Putin Threatens To Totally Destroy Paris, France With His New, Powerful Y-7 Super Missile

MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that an extremely furious President Vladimir Nikita Putin has vowed on his maternal grandmother's walker, that he will soon fire one of his state-of-the-art missiles at Paris, France. Acco…

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Funny story: Man dusting down his bagpipes

Man dusting down his bagpipes

Maurice McSporrin has been dusting down his bagpipes and preparing himself for the one time he plays it at New Year. The bagpipe, with its slight hole in the bellows, and a chanter that doesn't always work properly has been in Maurice's family for…

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Funny story: Sgt. Bilko Named New Secretary Of Treasury

Sgt. Bilko Named New Secretary Of Treasury

BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, President Biden named Sergeant Ernie Bilko to replace Janet Yellon as Secretary of Treasury. When asked why Yellon was given the hook, the President smiled while speaking out of the other side of his mouth: “I wanted…

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Funny story: A Woman With Humongous Breasts Makes Dolly Parton Look Anorexic

A Woman With Humongous Breasts Makes Dolly Parton Look Anorexic

ROULETTE WHEEL, Nevada - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa says that a dental hygienist who lives in the small town of Roulette Wheel has the biggest tits on both sides of the Mississippi. The woman identified as Dayto…

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Funny story: Elvis Cloned from His Last Supper Sandwich

Elvis Cloned from His Last Supper Sandwich

Elvis Presley’s final peanut butter and banana sandwich has been found and will soon be up for auction at Sotheby’s. The sandwich is in mint condition since it was, for some reason, stored in a forgotten fridge in the basement of Graceland. The sandw…

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Funny story: King Charles III, Finally Addresses The Rumors That Queen Elizabeth Was Taking Medicinal Crack

King Charles III, Finally Addresses The Rumors That Queen Elizabeth Was Taking Medicinal Crack

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - UK writer Reggie Rickenracker with The True Dat News Agency broke the story about the queen's alleged drug addiction. Rickenracker got the story from King Charles III, who told him that he does not know for cert…

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Funny story: Indonesia Passes a 'No-Sex-Outside Marriage' Law

Indonesia Passes a 'No-Sex-Outside Marriage' Law

Several news sources report on the new Indonesia 'No Sex outside Marriage' law. Basically no Adultery by married people. Imagine if England had such a law - half of Parliament in Jail - and the House of Lords decimated. But not to worry if yo…

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Funny story: Betsy Ross Melania Sews Uniforms for the Future American Reich

Betsy Ross Melania Sews Uniforms for the Future American Reich

Now that Melani is no longer a First Lady, or First anything, what does she do with all her time? Donny has given his wife a task: Design new uniforms for all American cops and members of the military. He has taken some pictures from World War…

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Funny story: London's Wembley Stadium To Get A Huge Upgrade

London's Wembley Stadium To Get A Huge Upgrade

LONDON - (Satire World) - The World of Soccer Magazine writer Fifi Tripoli, is proud to announce that one of the most famous stadiums in the world will be getting a huge, much-needed upgrade improvement. Wembley Stadium, which is almost as popular…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Is 10 Times More Popular Than Her Sister-in-Law Kate Middleton

Meghan Markle Is 10 Times More Popular Than Her Sister-in-Law Kate Middleton

MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - L.A. Watchdog Witnesser reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, reports that thanks to the very popular Netflix documentary, "Harry and Meghan," Meghan Markle has just become 10 times more popular than her sister-in-law Kate…

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Funny story: Environmental Experts Predict That The Black Sea Could Become Totally Dry Within 18 Years

Environmental Experts Predict That The Black Sea Could Become Totally Dry Within 18 Years

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that weather experts are warning that the Black Sea could become completely dry by 2040. GSNA reporter Topeka Joplin, said that she spoke with Zoyler Zollicoffer, 43, who is a h…

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Funny story: Marjorie Greene Ordered a Space Laser to Fire at the Gazpacho Police on Jan. 6th. It Missed the Target

Marjorie Greene Ordered a Space Laser to Fire at the Gazpacho Police on Jan. 6th. It Missed the Target

Washington - Capitol Police confirmed today that U.S. Representative and intellectually/mentally challenged Georgia politician Marjorie Taylor Greene did in fact join the rioters at the Capitol on January 6th. The congresswoman ordered the Oath Keep…

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Funny story: Big Pete and His Hollywood Ho-Ho-Hos

Big Pete and His Hollywood Ho-Ho-Hos

Contracts have been signed! Hollywood eats its own! Agree to do it or you’ll never work in this town again! Pete Davidson now has to fuck and/or date for a couple weeks EVERY ACTRESS in Hollywood. A-list first, then he will move onto B and then C…

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Funny story: California Warns Republicans To Stay Away From The Left Coast State

California Warns Republicans To Stay Away From The Left Coast State

SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - The California State Chamber of Commerce has put out a memo warning any potential GOP members to stay the hell out of their highly liberal state. Scuttlebutt Review writer April Jiggle reports that CSCC spo…

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Funny story: Terry's Chocolate Orange still on the shelf

Terry's Chocolate Orange still on the shelf

Although it is less than two weeks until Christmas, Terry's Chocolate Orange Michael Gove is still on the shelf. He has not even gone for free in one of the shop's buy four for the price of three offers. 'It is not great' said Michael, forlornly.

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Funny story: Elon Musk To Claim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus

Elon Musk To Claim He’s Direct Descendant Of Jesus

Billionaire whiz kid and social media czar Elon Musk will reportedly issue a statement where he claims to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. The assertion by the prominent technocrat is said to be based on an advanced genealogical mapping softwa…

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Funny story: Stop Comparing me to Richard Madeley, says Alan Partridge

Stop Comparing me to Richard Madeley, says Alan Partridge

Norfolk's most famous DJ, Alan Partridge is said to be sick of the constant comparisons he faces to lovable TV personality Richard Madeley. 'It is a bit irritating, to say the least' said Alan. 'If it was because of the fact that we are both popul…

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Funny story: India has Trash and Garbage Dumps that Can Be Seen from Outer Space

India has Trash and Garbage Dumps that Can Be Seen from Outer Space

According to News articles - India, has a huge growing population and no Birth Control of any kind - (not even birth control pills). So, it has the largest trash and garbage piles on the planet. Huge numbers of people generate huge amounts of trash.

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Funny story: China Buys The Scottish Adult Website eBeaver.sex

China Buys The Scottish Adult Website eBeaver.sex

INVERNESS, Scotland - (Satire News) - Well the UK has made world-wide news again, and this time it is not about the schilling devaluation, Brexit, the prime minister, the rugby improprieties, Piers Morgan, knock-off Scottish kilts, the Crumpets Scand…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Bobblehead Doll Is The Biggest Seller At The World Cup Games

Lionel Messi Bobblehead Doll Is The Biggest Seller At The World Cup Games

QATAR - (Sports Satire) - The Lionel Messi Bobblehead Doll is the top selling doll at the 2022 World Cup games. The Messi doll surpassed the bobblehead dolls of Cristiano Ronaldo, Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe, Neymar, Kevin De Bruyne, Luka Modric, Pe…

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Funny story: Snowflake complaining about snowflakes

Snowflake complaining about snowflakes

Woke Snowflake Tuppence Halfpenny has been complaining about literal snowflakes. 'I know it is December, but why does it snow? I need to go out, and it will ruin my nice new coat'. Actual snowflake Gareth Williamson said 'Do you think we want t…

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Funny story: Pub Band is playing Last Christmas by Wham for the Seventh time

Pub Band is playing Last Christmas by Wham for the Seventh time

Pub rock band Oily and the Blanchmange have now played Last Christmas by Wham for the seventh time Even the jazz-tinged saxophonist Tim Dewberry-Sprocket is getting sick of it. 'I know it is a classic Christmas song' bewailed Tim 'but our singe…

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Funny story: Key West, Florida Has Just Banned Republican Tourists

Key West, Florida Has Just Banned Republican Tourists

KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - The Key West city council has just announced that effective immediately anyone who is a member of the Republican party will not be allowed to visit the City in the Middle of the Gulf of Mexico. According to Papa…

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Funny story: Four Year old still scared by the concept of Santa

Four Year old still scared by the concept of Santa

Four-year-old Noah is still scared of the concept of Santa Claus. Although, as always Noah has been a good boy, he still doesn't like the concept of a man he has never met giving him a present for no reason. 'It just seems a bit silly to me' Noah…

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Funny story: Trump Does It Again - He Falls Asleep During One of His Campaign Rallies

Trump Does It Again - He Falls Asleep During One of His Campaign Rallies

CRAPOLA CREEK, Alabama - (Satire News) - Several news agencies are reporting that "Toxic Trump," has done it again. The racist shithead has fallen asleep right in the middle of one of his 'waste of time' campaign rally speeches. This time the oran…

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Funny story: Antarctica Clones for Future Fascism

Antarctica Clones for Future Fascism

For the past few years a strange construction project has been going on in the interior of Antarctica. Now, a whistleblower has escaped the frozen continent to reveal the horrifying truth! Deep beneath the pack ice, an immense cryogenic vault h…

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Funny story: Brazilian Mar-A-Lago Won’t Attract Monkey Shit

Brazilian Mar-A-Lago Won’t Attract Monkey Shit

Donald Trump Junior has finished construction on his father’s mansion in Brazil, near the Amazon jungle. There, daily shipments of coke, meth, some weird frog poison that makes you high, and any other drugs he can get through his family’s South Ameri…

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Funny story: Tilly the Traveler Visits Russia - Too Many Toasts with Vodka

Tilly the Traveler Visits Russia - Too Many Toasts with Vodka

Dangerous (but Safe) Senior Travel decided to send me to St. Petersburg. I learned a little Russian and took a picture with me of my Russian Grandmother. St. Petersburg is a beautiful city in West Russia near Helsinki, Finland - with lots of par…

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Funny story: The Heavy Metal Band The Multiple Orgasms Releases Their First Album and It Shoots All The Way To #1

The Heavy Metal Band The Multiple Orgasms Releases Their First Album and It Shoots All The Way To #1

NEW YORK CITY - (Music Satire) - Writer Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine has just stated that the new heavy metal band from Sweden, Multiple Orgasms has just released their first album and within 36 hours it goes all the way to the top of…

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Funny story: A Famous World Cup Announcer Arrested For Cussing On The Air

A Famous World Cup Announcer Arrested For Cussing On The Air

QATAR - (World Cup Satire) - Global Source News Agency writer Topeka Joplin, who is covering the World Cup Finals, has broken the story that one of the top soccer sports announcers in the world has been arrested for cussing on a live mic. The anno…

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Funny story: To Wank or Not to Wank - That is the Question

To Wank or Not to Wank - That is the Question

Dr. Futuro is studying male reproduction at the Male Sperm Institute - and gives talks there. His latest talk is jokingly termed “To wank, or not to wank” (The Dr. always likes to give a shocking title to his Talks.) This was something Hamlet prob…

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Funny story: Coffee Shots for a Perpetual Pandemic

Coffee Shots for a Perpetual Pandemic

Starbucks is coming out with some sexy new coffee flavours for 2023, and everybody’s eager to try them out. Don’t be scared if your barista asks you: “Wanna Covid shot with your non-fat mocha latte?” Or maybe: “Get your booster shot with every…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Galaxy Defeats The Manchester United Red Devils

The Los Angeles Galaxy Defeats The Manchester United Red Devils

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti covered the soccer game between the Galaxy of L.A and the Red Devils of Manchester. She said that right away the team from Cali scored a goal after the Man U goalie tripped on his…

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Funny story: Newest Product for Women from Elon Musk - The Air Bra

Newest Product for Women from Elon Musk - The Air Bra

Elon Musk was tired of his girlfriends' breasts sagging, so he got the Tesla engineers to invent the Air Bra. It is a soft thin elastic hose with tiny motors-that straps under the breasts. You adjust it for the angle of the breasts (straight up ca…

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Funny story: Scientist Jane Goodall - Trump's Behavior that of An Aggressive Chimp (Or Baboon)

Scientist Jane Goodall - Trump's Behavior that of An Aggressive Chimp (Or Baboon)

The world's leading expert on Chimps and the whole Primate Family (which includes Humans) - Jane Goodall was interviewed recently on NCB TV. During the interview videos of Hostile and aggressive Chimp behavior was played. Then-Videos on Trump o…

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Funny story: The United Kingdom's Sexy Cheryl Cole Wants To Be Prime Minister and She States That Her Haters Can All (J.O)

The United Kingdom's Sexy Cheryl Cole Wants To Be Prime Minister and She States That Her Haters Can All (J.O)

LONDON - (Satire News) - Brit spitfires Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell both agree that there is no one more qualified to lead Great Britain than the sensuously attractive songstress Cheryl Cole. Cheeza as she is called by nearly everyone except her…

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Funny story: The NFL Tells FIFA To Stop Calling It "Football" And Replace It With The Name"Soccer"

The NFL Tells FIFA To Stop Calling It "Football" And Replace It With The Name"Soccer"

PARIS, France - (FIFA Satire) - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has just broken the story that Roger Goodell, commissioner of the NFL has instructed the FIFA World Cup Committee to stop using the name "Football" and start referring to it b…

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Funny story: The Louisiana Teacher Who Has The Prettiest Pussy In The State Has Just Been Hired By Victoria's Secret

The Louisiana Teacher Who Has The Prettiest Pussy In The State Has Just Been Hired By Victoria's Secret

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - (Satire News) - The Veni Vidi Vici News Agency has just announced that the Louisiana 2nd grade teacher who was voted "The Teacher With The Prettiest Pussy" has resigned her teaching position. Writer Lexus Jo Dix spoke with…

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Funny story: When Hell Freezes Over … Crank Up the Heat!

When Hell Freezes Over … Crank Up the Heat!

And Ted Cruz is leaving home once again! There’s a YUGE fucking blizzard taking down all of North America, including Texas where Gregg Abbott is getting a blowjob from someone who just jumped his wall (she may or may not be 18 and an orphan, and n…

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Expresses a Desire To Buy The Manchester United Red Devils

Paul McCartney Expresses a Desire To Buy The Manchester United Red Devils

HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine senior writer Hercules Confetti has just broken the story that a member of the most successful and greatest band in music history has expressed a desire to purchase the Manchester United soccer t…

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Funny story: A Sexy Chicago Hooters Waitress Wins "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America" Contest

A Sexy Chicago Hooters Waitress Wins "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America" Contest

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just announced that a Windy City Hooters waitress has captured "The Best Hooters (Tits) In America Contest." 24-year-old Miffy Knockapello, of Cicero, easily won the boob contes…

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Funny story: Trump Cancelled U.S. Constitution Before Leaving Office: "I Can Do That, Just By Thinking About It"

Trump Cancelled U.S. Constitution Before Leaving Office: "I Can Do That, Just By Thinking About It"

Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, speaking from his Mar-A-Lago residence, announced on Twitter today that, right before leaving office, he cancelled the U.S. Constitution. Sources close to Trump said the original Constitution ha…

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Funny story: Markie Mark Has Gone Meta Cartoon

Markie Mark Has Gone Meta Cartoon

Where the hell is Mark Zuckerberg? No one has seen or heard from the CEO of Facebook for a long, long time. One might think it is because Elon Musk can’t shut up for two goddamn seconds, so he’s drowning out all the other internet billionaires.

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Funny story: Dollar Tree Is Changing Its Name

Dollar Tree Is Changing Its Name

CHESAPEAKE, Virginia - (Satire News) - Dollar Tree is an American discount variety store. It operates 16,213 stores throughout the nation. Metro News Service writer Joaquin Cerveza, stated that the store that sells most of its items for $1.25,incl…

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Funny story: Big Pharma is Popping Pills

Big Pharma is Popping Pills

I was hanging out at the headquarters of Big Pharma, when something went terribly, terribly wrong! (And I thought Pharma had everything under control! But there were human beings – that corrupt species – running the show, putting ink into the eyes…

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Funny story: French Team Waves The White Flag 69 Minutes Into Their World Cup Game With Japan Leading 9-0

French Team Waves The White Flag 69 Minutes Into Their World Cup Game With Japan Leading 9-0

QATAR - - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba writes that in all of the decades that he has covered the World Cup games he has never seen a team manager do what the French national team manager did. La Bamba stated that at the 69-minute mar…

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Funny story: King Charles III, Says Buckingham Palace Is Selling Off One Of Queen Elizabeth's Favorite Crowns

King Charles III, Says Buckingham Palace Is Selling Off One Of Queen Elizabeth's Favorite Crowns

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - King Charles III, recently told the BBC that he has decided to sell one of his mum's (the queen's) favorite stately crowns. The crown was given to the queen back on December 7, 1999, by King Fasula Mashula of Mo…

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Funny story: Not enough coal for snowmen

Not enough coal for snowmen

NORWAY - (Satire News) - This is a dramatic fact in Northern Europe. Due to the coal shortage, some of the snowmen have been left without eyes. "We have rolled snowman parts out of the snow as before, but when eyes are needed to perfect the end re…

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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Donate $800,000 To Help Rebuild England's Adolf Hitler Museum

Trump Says He Will Donate $800,000 To Help Rebuild England's Adolf Hitler Museum

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine reports that the biggest fucking liar in the history of fucking liars, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, has stated that he will be donating $800,000 to help rebuild the UK's Adolf Hitler Museum. The N…

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Funny story: The Star of Hell On Wheels, Anson Mount, Is Dating Taylor Swift

The Star of Hell On Wheels, Anson Mount, Is Dating Taylor Swift

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town (aka Celluloid City) is that the star of the hit TV western "Hell on Wheels" Anson Mount is dating pop songstress Taylor Swift. An aide for Tay Tay confirmed that the tall, lanky, sexy blo…

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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Does Poking A Sheep Mean I’m Non-Binary?

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Does Poking A Sheep Mean I’m Non-Binary?

BILLINGSGATE POST: From time to time, the need for a forum to answer some of life’s intimate questions outweighs all other necessities. It also provides an opportunity for Dr. Billingsgate to utilize the profound knowledge and intellectual bonafide…

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Funny story: King Charles III, Wants Manchester United To Move To London

King Charles III, Wants Manchester United To Move To London

LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just broken the story that King Charles III, has made it one of his top priorities to lure the Premier League Manchester United Red Devils to London. Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel F…

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Funny story: Kari Lake Requests Change of Venue from Phoenix Court Directly onto Her Twitter Feed in Election Lawsuit

Kari Lake Requests Change of Venue from Phoenix Court Directly onto Her Twitter Feed in Election Lawsuit

Phoenix - Defeated Arizona Governor candidate Kari Lake has requested that her election lawsuit, in which she claims a conspiracy by Maricopa County officials cost her to lose, be moved from a Phoenix courtroom directly onto her Twitter feed. The…

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Funny story: The Planet Earth now has Two Seasons - Super Hot and Super Cold

The Planet Earth now has Two Seasons - Super Hot and Super Cold

Mother Nature is getting Indigestion from too Much CO2 - so no Nicer Mother. Naturally - all the arguing countries on Earth have to use more Oil and Coal for heating and air conditioning - causing more Global Warming - leading to more extreme We…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Hell On Wheels Is Her Favorite Cable TV Show

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Hell On Wheels Is Her Favorite Cable TV Show

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle has just informed the TV viewing pubic that Marjorie Taylor Greene has just revealed that her favorite TV show is the excellently written building of the Old Wild West ra…

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Funny story: The McDonalds Corporation Tells The Fat Ass Donald The Chump Trump To Stop Eating At Their Restaurants

The McDonalds Corporation Tells The Fat Ass Donald The Chump Trump To Stop Eating At Their Restaurants

CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Reporter Bingo Branch with The Fox News has stated that the Illinois-based McDonalds Corporation has told the Predatorial Racist, Donald J. Erasmus Trump to stop eating at McDonalds restaurants. Branch informed t…

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Funny story: Deal With Devil: Russia Trades American Doper For Merchant Of Death

Deal With Devil: Russia Trades American Doper For Merchant Of Death

BILLINGSGATE POST: Secretariat for Mister Ed. Marilyn Monroe for Ma Kettle. Dr. Jekyll For Mr. Hyde. Princess Diana for Camilla: The list of controversial trades is endless. But this one takes the cake. On Thursday, President Biden proudly ann…

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Funny story: Nothing but the lake – Loch Ness

Nothing but the lake – Loch Ness

SCOTLAND – (Satire News) – The reason why Scottish independence is being pushed for is much simpler than one might think. Why this is so, one may ask. Here we tell you the secret about it. The reason is a large clean lake in Scotland. It is commo…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Comments That Have Been Made About Donald Trump

A List of 10 Comments That Have Been Made About Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has compiled a list of things that have been said about the most hated man in the entire nation, Don "The Fucking Traitor" Tump. 1. The orange asshole is a big time narcissisist. -A…

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Funny story: Brooklyn's "Boxing MILF" Mindy Mindafelli, Is The New National Women's Boxing Federation Champion

Brooklyn's "Boxing MILF" Mindy Mindafelli, Is The New National Women's Boxing Federation Champion

LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The National Women's Boxing Federation has crowned a new champion after Mindy "The Boxing MILF" Mindafelli knocked out the champion Barbie Barentindo just 17 seconds into the second round. Mindafelli hit Barentindo wi…

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Funny story: Russian Soldiers Going to Ukraine Can Now Have their Sperm Frozen For Free

Russian Soldiers Going to Ukraine Can Now Have their Sperm Frozen For Free

Russia is rapidly catching up to the West in Technology. Putin is running out of soldiers for Ukraine - and now offer free 'Sperm Banks' in St. Petersburg and other cities for new Recruits going to Ukraine. Attractive Patriotic young women -…

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Funny story: Every State In The Nation Has Temperatures In The Low Teens Except For New Mexico Where Their Low Is In The High 80s

Every State In The Nation Has Temperatures In The Low Teens Except For New Mexico Where Their Low Is In The High 80s

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel reports that the Canadian Super Vortex has arrived. She noted that one of the nation's leading weather experts, Dr. Faustini Fillapreeni, 64, said that as a result, every state in the…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Explains The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain and Weight Loss

Taylor Swift Explains The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain and Weight Loss

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift recently talked with Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News at a Jack-in-the-Box in L.A. The two chatted about Tay Tay's recent album titled, "Yes, I Sing Rock Ballads, But I'm A Daisy Duke Short Shorts Wear…

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Funny story: All News is a 'Story' - And the 'Story' of Brexit Destroyed England

All News is a 'Story' - And the 'Story' of Brexit Destroyed England

"Today all News presented to us is a 'Story'” - said Dr. Futuro in his lecture to the graduating students at St. Marys School of Journalism. Years ago, there was hard factual News and Entertainment. The Corporations took over the Hard news busin…

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Funny story: 11,000 Year Old Wall Carving of Man Holding his Penis Found in Turkey

11,000 Year Old Wall Carving of Man Holding his Penis Found in Turkey

Archaeologists have uncovered a really ancient Wall carving in Sayburc, Turkey - as reported by Antiquity Magazine. It is a Limestone carving of a man holding his Penis - while Leopards approach him from both sides. It is in a large recently exca…

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Funny story: Kissimmee, Florida Outlaws Butt Calls

Kissimmee, Florida Outlaws Butt Calls

KISSIMMEE, Florida - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency says that the Kissimmee, Florida town council has voted to fine any citizen who makes a butt call, accidentally or on purpose. Councilwoman Sybilla Cullenshick, 53, told reporter Lexi As…

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Funny story: Sexy Biking Magazine - New Bicycle Built for Two-For Younger Bikers

Sexy Biking Magazine - New Bicycle Built for Two-For Younger Bikers

In Sexy Biking Magazine there is an article about two young bicycle entrepreneurs who have rethought the Victorian Bicycle Built for Two. Their idea was a cradle - type, very long seat for the girl in place of the traditional seat - and an adjus…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Been Arrested

Donald Trump Has Been Arrested

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The man who was impeached twice and who got his orange ass kicked royally by President Joe Biden has been taken into custody. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that NYPD officers took the Nazi-lover into custody…

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Funny story: Original Endings to Famous Films: Jaws

Original Endings to Famous Films: Jaws

The difference between a happy ending an a depressing one can often mean millions of dollars. For instance, Jaws. Audiences still cheer when Roy Scheider blows up the shark at the end. How differently it would have played if the studio had allow…

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Funny story: Manchester United Hires The Premier League's First Female Footy

Manchester United Hires The Premier League's First Female Footy

MANCHESTER, England - (Soccer Satire) - History has been made in the UK's world of sports. Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper reporter Cutter Shiloh, has just broken the story that the Red Devils have just signed the first female soccer player to e…

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Funny story: Climate Fact - Belching Cows Biggest Source of Methane on Ever Hotter Earth

Climate Fact - Belching Cows Biggest Source of Methane on Ever Hotter Earth

A recent article mentioned belching Cows as Producing huge amounts of Methane. A quick Giggle Search mentions that there are 2 billion Cows on the planet - Belching night and day. They have two stomachs and grass is hard to digest. Then there is the…

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Funny story: Benny Bounces Back Like A Bitch

Benny Bounces Back Like A Bitch

Boy howdy, when you piss off the Israelis, they really know how to enact revenge (their god is Jehovah, after all, the King of Pain, so whaddaya expect from His minions?) Call Israel an apartheid fascist state (apartheid is a form of fascism, expl…

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Funny story: Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema Has Just Become The F'ed Up Female Version of Benedict Arnold

Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema Has Just Become The F'ed Up Female Version of Benedict Arnold

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen has just commented that Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, of the hot-as-hell state of Arizona, has joined the ranks of assholes like Joe Manchin as she has switched her party affiliation…

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Funny story: Chicharito, Eric Cantona, and Diego Maradona To Star In a Sports Movie

Chicharito, Eric Cantona, and Diego Maradona To Star In a Sports Movie

HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - LaLaLand Daily's Valerie Vistawood has broken the story that three famous soccer players will be starring in a movie about one of soccer's greatest players. The motion picture will star Chicharito, Eric Cantona, and D…

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Funny story: Trump Claimed $1.8 Million On His 2019 Income Tax Return For Toupees and Combs

Trump Claimed $1.8 Million On His 2019 Income Tax Return For Toupees and Combs

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Republican Liz Cheney says that Trump has got to be he biggest, piece of whale shit on the entire planet. Cheney says that not only is the Trumpturd a damn pussy grabbing Nazi, but he is also a tax evader, a draf…

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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Reminds People Not To Use Duct Tape On Ducks

Animal Rights Group Reminds People Not To Use Duct Tape On Ducks

YUMA, Arizona - (Satire News) - Word from the protector of animals is that they want to remind the American people not to use duct tape on ducks. Candella Carpet, 69, a spokeswoman for The People for the Humane Treatment of Animals, made it abunda…

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Funny story: USA Today Headlines - ‘Ukrainian President Zelensky To Meet Wednesday With Biden’

USA Today Headlines - ‘Ukrainian President Zelensky To Meet Wednesday With Biden’

USA Today (Their actual headline above) announced that Ukrainian President Zelensky would apparently be meeting with Wednesday and American President Biden. This news has stumped the world press as to why Biden would bring a young and rather strange…

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Funny story: Woman's Weird-Ass Fetish of Smelling Her Knees Gets Her Fired

Woman's Weird-Ass Fetish of Smelling Her Knees Gets Her Fired

NEW NOOKIE, Nebraska - (Satire News) - Relatives, friends, and co-workers all warned Clovis Bliggenfaxer, 31, that she really needed to see a therapist about her amazingly unusual knee fetish. Clovis said that when she was 17, she was told by a pe…

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Funny story: The US Government Says Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Must Pay $3.9 Billion

The US Government Says Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Must Pay $3.9 Billion

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well the man who thought he could say and do any fucking thing he wanted is now depressed and so sad that he is eating up a storm. BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, reports that Alex "The Tub of Lard" Jones has gaine…

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Funny story: US Drug Agents at Laredo Find $3.6 Billion In Cocaine Hidden In Christmas Ornaments

US Drug Agents at Laredo Find $3.6 Billion In Cocaine Hidden In Christmas Ornaments

LAREDO, Texas - (Satire News) - United States Drug Enforcement Administration Agents stationed in Laredo, are reporting one of the biggest cocaine seizures in recent history. DEA spokesperson Grover P. Zander, 42, said that the 4,000 pounds of ref…

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Funny story: Noah's Ark Found in Turkey - Was in the Shape of a Giant Bagel

Noah's Ark Found in Turkey - Was in the Shape of a Giant Bagel

Evangelical Conspiracy Magazine - (one of the main supporters of Trump) - has made an amazing discovery in Turkey. On top of Mount Aptal - in a deserted part of Turkey - Evangelic Faithful found pieces of Noah's Ark - said Brother Bleeding Heart…

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Funny story: A List of Illegal Tweets From Trump The Chump (December Edition)

A List of Illegal Tweets From Trump The Chump (December Edition)

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (3:15 am) TWEET #1 - I hate Ron DeSantis more than I hate my hemorrhoids. TWEET # 2- The KKK has threatened to cancel my membership. I do not give a friggin' shit. My membership in the Oath Keepers, The Proud Boys, and The…

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Funny story: Is Donald Trump Junior The Real Welfare Queen?

Is Donald Trump Junior The Real Welfare Queen?

Too much bad news for Donald Trump these days. Why? His son, Don Junior, who never worked a 9 to 5 day in his life (except working for daddy), tweeted that the President of Ukraine, Vladimir Zelensky, was a welfare queen. Huh? “Zelensky…

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Funny story: Colombia's #1 Export Has Just Become Sodium-Free Cocaine

Colombia's #1 Export Has Just Become Sodium-Free Cocaine

MEDELLIN, Colombia - (Satire News) - The government of Colombia has just stated that their top export has just become sodium-free cocaine. Alejandro Silverio De Las Buenas, a spokesman for the government noted that after years of testing, retestin…

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Funny story: King Charles III, Demands That His Two Bickering Sons Stop Feuding Like The Hatfields and McCoys

King Charles III, Demands That His Two Bickering Sons Stop Feuding Like The Hatfields and McCoys

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Lighthouse Press News reports that England's King Charles III, is fed up with the constant, on-going bickering between his two sons, Prince William and Prince Harry. According to LPN's Skippy Viperwater, Chas ha…

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Funny story: Israel's Corrupt Netanyahu to Form New 'Really' Corrupt Government

Israel's Corrupt Netanyahu to Form New 'Really' Corrupt Government

Second - timer and new prime Minister - Netanayahu - Legally proven a Corrupt Politician - has formed a new government of Ultra Orthodox Jews and Ultra Right Settlers - according to the BCC News. The Orthodox go around all the time exuding smug…

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Funny story: House Leader McCarthy Not to Be New Leader of Congress-Trumpheads are Running Rampant.

House Leader McCarthy Not to Be New Leader of Congress-Trumpheads are Running Rampant.

[GOP for Kids magazine - (start them out early) - reports Kevin McCarthy might not be the new Head of the Congressional House. A right Wing Trumphead candidate might replace him. A third of the House is now Frothing at the Mouth Trumpheads. H…

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Funny story: Herschel Walker - Who Was Backed By "Toxic Trump" Gets His Fat Ass Kicked In The Georgia Senate Race

Herschel Walker - Who Was Backed By "Toxic Trump" Gets His Fat Ass Kicked In The Georgia Senate Race

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency reports that the GOP candidate who was backed by Donald "The Nazi" Trump has gotten his fat ass stomped in the Georgia senate race. Herschel Walker, who has admitted to fathering 1…

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Funny story: Alan will still be Alan

Alan will still be Alan

Although it will soon be 2023, Alan Jones a 43-year-old man about town with seven new resolutions will still be Alan at the end of the year. Writing on his blog Alan listed his seven resolutions: 'During 2023 I will 1) Meet a good woman who…

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Funny story: LeBron James To Star As a Civil War Slave In Hell On Wheels

LeBron James To Star As a Civil War Slave In Hell On Wheels

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The greatest basketball player on the planet has just signed to appear on the hit western TV series "Hell on Wheels." L.A. Lakers superstar Lebron James will be guest starring on an upcoming episode of the hit show, whi…

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Funny story: The BBC Reports That British Troops In Ukraine Are Tired and Want To Leave

The BBC Reports That British Troops In Ukraine Are Tired and Want To Leave

LONDON - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle has been embedded with the 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment for the past two months. He recently reported that 92% of the regiment's troops are extremely depressed and they want to retu…

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Funny story: Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies

Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The president of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just announced that the Republic of Mexico will be sending the destroyer "Pancho Villa" to assist Ukraine in its war with the invading bastard commies.

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Funny story: New Girl Group Sang at Mar A-Largo - (it included Marjorie Taylor Greene)

New Girl Group Sang at Mar A-Largo - (it included Marjorie Taylor Greene)

CCN News reported that in November, a Trumper band member of the Rock Band 'Journey' performed 'Journey' Hit songs in Mar a Largo. The back up vocals were by the current Right Wing Republican hot Lady politicians - Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kari L…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Calls Ukraine President Zelinsky a 'Welfare Queen'...

Donald Trump Jr. Calls Ukraine President Zelinsky a 'Welfare Queen'...

Big game Hunter and all-around A-hole - Donald Trump Jr. recently called Ukraine President Zelensky an 'ungrateful Welfare Queen' - on Zitter (home of the Zitheads). (Head Zit right now being some half-crazy foreign guy). How can Trump Jr. call…

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Funny story: Xmas Happenings in America (For the Adult Children)

Xmas Happenings in America (For the Adult Children)

In Arizona recently a man was stopped for driving in the special two-person lane by the Police. The policeman stopped him because the other person was Green. The Doll was a Grinch blow-up sex doll - apparently an early present from the man to him…

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Funny story: Sen. Teodorofellio "Ted" Cruz Cryingly Says That He Did Not Beat His Daughter

Sen. Teodorofellio "Ted" Cruz Cryingly Says That He Did Not Beat His Daughter

HOUSTON - (Satire News) - Scandal Today writer Cheyenne Patio states that the most arrogant, sarcastic, jerk in politics, Sen Ted Cruz, cryingly told her that contrary to rampant rumors, he did not beat his 17-year-old daughter Morticia Bruja Cruz wi…

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Funny story: Russian President Putin Says He Is Sick and Tired of Losing and He's Considering Leaving Ukraine

Russian President Putin Says He Is Sick and Tired of Losing and He's Considering Leaving Ukraine

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that President Putin has been catching hellacious hell from over 83% of the Russian citizens. The KV says that about 89% of the Russian troops are sick and tired of being sick and tired, and they…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Her New Self-Help Book Deals With The Dreaded Malady Vaginalabiatosis

Miley Cyrus Says Her New Self-Help Book Deals With The Dreaded Malady Vaginalabiatosis

WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has printed that singer, dancer, TV actress Miley Cyrus has written a self-help book titled, "How To Get Rid of The Dreaded 'V' Word Malady - Vaginalabiatosis." WNA writer Dylan Fresco, met…

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Funny story: Herschel Walker Who Is The Lying Black Version of Trump FINALLY Admits That He Has Fathered 113 Children

Herschel Walker Who Is The Lying Black Version of Trump FINALLY Admits That He Has Fathered 113 Children

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Sports Satire) - After lying his gigantic fat ass off for months and months NFL player Herschel Walker who played for the Cowboys, Eagles, Giants, and Vikings has FINALLY found the balls to admit that yes he has been an ext…

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Funny story: Illinois Votes To Change The Feminist Name "Old Man Winter" To The More Appropriate "Old Woman Winter"

Illinois Votes To Change The Feminist Name "Old Man Winter" To The More Appropriate "Old Woman Winter"

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Illinois state senate has voted overwhelmingly to change the phrase from "Old Man Winter" to the more appropriate "Old Woman Winter." The vote came out 96 to 4, to change the phrase. The chairman of t…

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