Betty White Left Most of Her $75 Million To Her Pet Cockatoo “Cocky”

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 2 January 2022

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LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the most beloved comedian/actresses of all time has gone to that great television studio in the sky.

The “First Lady of Television," Betty White passed away days short of her 100th birthday.

According to LaLaLand Daily, White, whose real last name was Black, appeared in over 185 TV sit-coms, 173 TV game shows, and 264 motion pictures.

Some of her more memorable films include “Godzilla Vs. The Assholes of Czechoslovakia,” “Toy Story 8,” “Covered Wagons To Big Tits Junction,” and “Sponge Bob Square Pants Gets A Vasectomy” which she said was her all-time favorite.

Ms. White also appeared in some very popular game shows including “The Damn Price Is Right” (cable), “Wheel of Fortune” (elderly citizen edition), “Password 2013” (the vulgar version), and the multi-Emmy-winning "Family Feud (the incest version).

According to information guru, Andy Cohen, White was once suspended for 2 weeks for a double nip slip when she was guest hosting “Celebrity Jeopardy.”

SIDENOTE: LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle reported that Betty White left the bulk of her $75 million net worth estate to her beloved pet cockatoo, “Cocky.”

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