RED GUMBALL, Virginia – (Satire News) – Red Gumball is a town of 52,902 people. It is the birthplace of one of Taylor Swift’s cousins, Stepanie Swift.
It is also home to one of its most popular citizens, Dr. Elroy P. Noodle, the town’s veterinarian, and a man who has seen his pet business shoot up 600% just since the first of the year.
Dr. Noodle started giving botox injections to bloodhounds, and the results have been spectacularly spectacular, as they say in Nova Scotia, Canada.
The vet told a reporter with the local newspaper that people bring in their pet bloodhounds, looking all wrinkly-as-hell, and when they leave, they look like big beagles.
