FUKTOI, Ukraine - The Ukrainian government is reporting that the 903rd infantry regiment, which is comprised of female soldiers between the ages of 17 and 31, has beat the shit out of one of Russia's most powerful regiments.
The 903rd, soundly defeated Putin's crack artillery regiment, The 81st regiment, which is made up totally of males.
The Ukraine's 903rd is noted for wearing Daisy Duke short shorts and no underwear. The commander of the 903rd Colonel Julietta P. Fasfunzoli, noted that the female soldiers feel much more comfortable going commando.
She also pointed out that she has equipped her troops with disposable bras as well as glow-in-the-dark pantiliners.
The members of the 903rd are also supplied with a special pill that prevents them from having their period, which everyone knows is hell on soldiers.
