BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - One of the most unpopular congresswomen to ever serve in congress says she doesn't give a tinker's damn what anyone thinks about her because they're all just jealous of her sensuously sexy legs, her erotic ass, and her titillating tits.
Marjorie, who has probably had more boyfriends than Khloe Kardashian, casts a grin as big as Mo'Nique's fat ass, as she remarks that none of her ex-boyfriend's gave a rat's ass about the fact that she's not as pretty as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or even Nancy Pelosi.
Taylor Greene recently talked with Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter, Carolina Chipotle at a local Baltimore Jack-in-the-Box, where she told her that one day last week, while at home, she got so bored that she actually took off her "I Still Love The Trumptard" T-shirt, and her red MAGA bra, and spent some time downing some avocado Margaritas as she thought up of nicknames for her two breasts.
SIDENOTE: Marjorie said that she named her left tit Matty (Gaetz) and her right tit Trumpy (Trump).
