OSLO, Norway – (World Satire) – The government of Norway is very worried about the sardine shortage that has hit the Scandinavian country.
Concern over the oily forage fish situation has all Norwegians worried-as-hell.
The term sardine is also known by several other names such a pilchard, sukabut, krush, and caramba.
The Norwegian report states that for over 900 years sardines have been a very important staple of the Norwegian diet.
The report further reported that sardines provide over 717 vital nutrients that help with memory, laughter, the ability to sing on key, and in providing multiple orgasms for women.
Meanwhile the Norwegian government has asked President Biden if they can borrow $700 million.