Norway Is Extremely Concerned About The Sardine Shortage

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 20 January 2022

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Norwegians eat more sardines than the entire 15 countries of South America combined.

OSLO, Norway – (World Satire) – The government of Norway is very worried about the sardine shortage that has hit the Scandinavian country.

Concern over the oily forage fish situation has all Norwegians worried-as-hell.

The term sardine is also known by several other names such a pilchard, sukabut, krush, and caramba.

The Norwegian report states that for over 900 years sardines have been a very important staple of the Norwegian diet.

The report further reported that sardines provide over 717 vital nutrients that help with memory, laughter, the ability to sing on key, and in providing multiple orgasms for women.

Meanwhile the Norwegian government has asked President Biden if they can borrow $700 million.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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