BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - A reporter with The Daily Dirt caught up with Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was in Baltimore getting an old MAGA tattoo lasered off her right butt cheek.
DD's Stormy Coin asked MTG about the naked photos that appeared in the supermarket tabloid Whoa Today.
The politician who has been described as looking uglier than a Kansas wheatfield scarecrow replied that the erotically naked photos are not her.
When asked whose photos they are, the hemorroid-looking skank said that the nudies are actually of Vonda Mae Rattlebag, a well-known pole dancer from Pensacola, Florida, who is fat-as-shit and looks like she got hit in the face by a cement truck.
Meanwhile, MTG's ex-boyfriend Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump says that knowing Margie baby, (his words) as well as he does, he can say with 103% certaintty that the photos of the overweight bitch are most definitely Marjorie's.
