WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out.
Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service because of some incessant discrepancies.
One of the factorial discrepancies is that Facebook tends to highlight the extremely rich and occasionally ignore the poor; especially in third world countries like Yugoslavia, Cuba, Cambodia, Iraq, and the extreme northern part of Greenland.
VP Harris, was given the task of making the transatorial transition from being owned by a private entity to being owned by the United States.
The vice-president says that she has been working as much as 20 hours a day to ensure that the transition is as seamless as a Massachusetts marshmallow.
