President Putin Is Now Blaming Trump For His Extremely Low Approval Rating

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 4 March 2022

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Putin allegedly told Melania that she had a nice ass, she replied, "Jes, tank ju too many."

MOSCOW – (World Satire ) – The Kremlin Voice has said that Putin is putting the entire blame for all of the protests that are going on in every Russian city on the racist sexual predator (aka Trump).

The KV noted that Putin said that when the world saw how the Trumptard commanded his base members to storm the Capitol, and they did, it showed the punks of Russia that Trump has bigger balls than he does.

Putin noted that 48 hours before the Ukrainian invasion his approval rating was 97%. And 48 hours after he launched his invasion his approval rating went down to 31%.

In Other News. US info guru Andy Cohen says that Melania Trump has had it with her douche bag, tax-evading, lying bitch husband and she is planning on moving to Cleveland and moving in with LeBron James.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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