MOSCOW - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting a story that has shocked the entire world.
According to BuzzFuzz senior writer, Tafetta Kixx, Ivanka Trump confessed to her that a mere three hours before President Putin launched his invasion of Ukraine, Vlady, as Ivanka affectionatley calls him, revealed his plans to her in a 99-word text message.
Ivanka actually showed the text to Miss Kixx who was positively shocked. Kixx asked Ivanka if her and the Russian dictator texted on a regular basis.
Trump's favorite child smiled, blushed, and said that the two have been "Texting Buddies" ever since he texted her and wished her a happy birthday on October 30, of last year.
She then confessed that the two have now actually advanced to the "Sexting" stage.
Ivanka when pressed did admit that she has a schoolgirl crush on the very intelligent, very muscular, and very sexy Communist leader.
The former advisor to her father added with a slight wink, that if she was not married to that wimpy Jared (Kushner), she would be all over Vladimir like stink on shit (her exact words).
