MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – GOPicky Magazine has just broken the story that Donald Trump is writing a science fiction novel.
A Mar-a-Lago insider, told GOPicky senior writer Amos Soursuckle that DJT is on page 4 of his 339-page book.
The insider said that he will have his future daughter-in-law Kimberly Guilfoyle proof read it.
The book reportedly will be about a space alien who travels from Uranus and lands on the Mar-a-Lago tennis court.
He soon encounters a group of male Trump basers who at first attempt to beat the space alien, but then change their mind and end up molesting it in a way that is extremely unnormal even for Trump basers.
On page 2, Trump writes that the space creature is ugly-as-shit, and actually bears a strong resemblance to Marjorie Taylor Greene, except that the space monster is not a hermaphrodite, is not as horrible looking as MTG, and doesn’t smell like a fucking cess pool.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: The 339-page book will have 107 illustrations, which are being drawn by Trump’s son Barron, and Trump suckass Tucker Carlson].