The Vox Populi News Agency has just compiled a list of some tweets that were recently sent out by members of the Republican party. The tweets were compiled by Vox Populi senior writer Tapioca Swizzle.
TWEET #1: DONALD TRUMP – Since I am banned from tweeting, I am using my sweet, beautiful, tall, sensuously sexy daughter Ivanka’s computer just to show that no one is going to stop this bastard, who would be king, from fucking tweeting.
TWEET #2: MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE – I want people to stop calling me all kinds of nasty, vulgar, mean names like “Horse Face,” “The Blonde Scarecrow,” “Sagging Tits,” “Cellulite Thighs,” and “That Butt-Ugly Nasty Bitch From The Depths of Hell.”
TWEET #3: ANN COULTER – Hey sissygirl, Marjorie Taylor Greene, stop your damn whining and crying, you ugly-looking crapola slut. Did you forget all of the horribly horrible names people used to call me? Well let me remind you, “Sewer Face,” “Swizzle Stick,” “Smelly Muffin,” and the worst “Marjorie Taylor Greene Look-a-Like.”
TWEET #4: SEAN HANNITY – Folks I have had it with my former best friend, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. I only pretended that I liked him. And if I am being perfectly honest, his breath smelled like the kitchen at McDonalds
TWEET #5: ERIC TRUMP – If my daddy, or rather WHEN my daddy goes to prison for all of the bad, evil, sexual shit he did, I promise to go visit him at least one or two times a week and take him his all-time, favorite food, Big Macs.
TWEET #6: HOPE HICKS – Well since it now appears to me that old shit-for-brains (DJT) isn’t going to divorce Melania, so that he can be free to marry me, I just want to let everyone know, that Donnykins has a tiny, little, bitty, 2-inch dicky poo.
TWEET #7: STORMY DANIELS - Hi America. And I positively, 100% agree with Hope, and I want to add that "Old Dip Shit's" pecker is about the size of a mosquitoes penis (pee-pee). ■
