DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The KKK has just issued an organizational memo stating that they are sick and tired of Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell attacking their beloved hero Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
Finius Finnstertuck, 53, who is the spokesperson for The Grand Knights of The Evening Mimosa of the KKK Alabama chapter, noted that Trump has more brains in his little finger than McConnell has in his entire 97-year-old body.
Word coming down from the KKK headquarters is that the entire Ku Klux Klan wants McConnell to be stripped from his speaker-of-the-house title.
They noted that if he does not step down willingly, then they will donate thousands of dollars to the Democratic candidate who will be running against Mitch “The Bitch” in the next state election.
