There have been 226 spoof news stories published in January 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror
A male intern administrative assistant working in the Capitol Building in Washington DC has walked in on his boss, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, masturbating in her office, according to unverified rumors circulating online. Marvin Shawshank says hi…
Read full storyArrest Warrant Issued For Donald J. Trump For Inciting A Riot
The DC police department issued an arrest warrant for Donald J. Trump for inciting a riot. Bellyaching since he lost the presidential election on November 3, 2020, Trump called for the Proud Boys and every other unemployed supporter to march to t…
Read full storyTrump Switches From Twitter to PornHub Comments Section
WASHINGTON- The followers of President Donald J. Trump are still recovering from a shock caused by the news of an unjustified and brutal Twitter ban. If only they knew that the President and what’s left of his staff have been working on creative and…
Read full storyThe South Carolina Women’s Basketball Team Wants The Name Non-Cocks Dropped
COLUMBIA, South Carolina – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated has stated that 74% of the South Carolina University Game Cocks student body wants the name of the girl’s athletic teams changed. University President Robert Caslen was presente…
Read full storyJapan Has Developed The World’s Most Amazing Camera
TOKYO – (Business Satire) – The Japanese camera company, Tora Tora Tora, has just informed the news media of their brand new state-of-the-art camera. Toki Shimiyoki, CEO of Tora Tora Tora, said that the XX-Y13 Bonsai Baby will revolutionize the ca…
Read full storyWhere the Wild Things Were (or, Ted Cruz’s Attempted Coup)
(With apologies to Maurice Sendak) The year Ted went to Congress and made mischief of one kind and another, Ben Sasse called him "CHILD THING!" and Ted said "I’LL OVERTURN A DEMOCRATIC AND FAIR ELECTION!” So he stomped off to the Senate chamber to…
Read full storyExpert Says 2021 Could Be Worse Than 2020
Just four short days into the new year, and a man who reckons he is a bit of an expert on such matters has said that it's entirely possible, by no great stretch of the imagination, that 2021 could eventually, by far, outstrip 2020 in its shitness.
Read full storyPfizer denies Covid-19 vaccine has Viagra content!
After several reports of weird 'side effects' being noted by doctors observing lucky first vaccinated patients, they decided to contact the producers, pharmaceutical giants Pfizer, to ask why ageing males have suddenly been fondling young female nurs…
Read full storyA 397-Year-Old Galapagos Turtle Has Escaped From The Bronx Zoo
BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – The director of the Bronx Zoo has just informed the news media that a 402-pound Galapagos turtle named Nostradamus II has just escaped from his holding cage. Nosty, who is 397-years-old, reportedly escaped once be…
Read full storyAndrew Lloyd Webber's 'Coronavirus: The Musical' Set To Wow Audiences
The darling of both London's West End and New York's Broadway, veteran composer and music impressario Andrew Lloyd Webber just can't let it go, and is at it again as he launches his latest theatrical extravaganza, 'Coronavirus: The Musical'. Baron…
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Says That One of Trump’s SOB Anarchists Stole Her Birth Control Pills
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency is reporting that Nancy Pelosi is fit to be tied, as she stated that the asshole, redneck, piece-of-shit Anarchist, who broke into her Capitol building office stole her bottle of birth control pills…
Read full storyDonald Trump Wanted A Big Send-Off On Wednesday
Donald Trump would like a big sendoff when he leaves the White House for the last time on Wednesday, January 20. Unfortunately, Putin can’t make it. Kim Jong-un is busy, and the Queen of England is occupied with her horses. So, he’ll have to settle f…
Read full storyThe Seafood Industry Is In a Panic as Lobsters Have Stopped Mating
BOSTON – (Business Satire) – The New England Seafood Industry is panicking due to the fact that, for some unknown reason, Atlantic coast lobsters have all stopped mating. Hans Figgarello, a noted lobster expert, stated that he believes the reason…
Read full storyGerman balding farm cat gets 'Elton John Look' but not in a 'Gay Way!'
Normally cats moult in the spring, however, one particular farm cat decided to do things differently. A quite unusual cat called, Anton, who resides on a farm in the Eifel region in Germany, has been spotted dumping his winter fur in winter! Deep…
Read full storyThe Taliban, Al Qaeda, and Hezbollah Say They Had No Idea It Was So Damn Easy To Invade The USA
CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (World News) – Al Qaeda Assistant Leader Mustafa Habiboo reportedly texted Taliban and Hezbollah leaders stating that, as he was watching Anderson Cooper on CNN, he had no freaking idea that it was so damn easy to invade the…
Read full storyWill Donald Trump Pardon The Terrorists Who Stormed The Capital?
Will Donald Trump pardon the hundreds of domestic terrorists who stormed the Capital on January 6? A pardon for the terrorists who perpetrated the attack, breaking windows, doors, furniture, vandalizing files, stealing laptops, personal mementos,…
Read full storySperm Bank Triples Its Business with Its New Mobile In-Home Sperm Collection Program
BEVERLY HILLS – (Business Satire) – The Come As You Are Sperm Bank of Beverly Hills proudly announces that it’s business has increased by a little over 300%. Sperm bank director, Olivia Tiburon, told Pico de Gallo, with Tittle Tattle Tonight, that…
Read full storyMelania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s First Lady called in to the "Sean Hannity Show," and informed him that she has finally decided to file for divorce from Donald Johnny Trump. Mrs. Trump told the Fox News host that she has had it wit…
Read full storyMan Says He Might Try Sniffing Glue
The Coronavirus has changed many things about modern life, and it's also radically changed the way some of us think. A case in point is one man who has worried about COVID-19 and its frightening implications so much and so often, that he has arri…
Read full storyUK Government To Introduce New Coronavirus Restriction - Tier 5: Stay In Bed
The beleaguered UK government, already under severe pressure and in a tailspin over the increase in the number of positive cases of COVID-19, are set to introduce a further level of restriction, in an effort to get the virus under control. Having…
Read full storyShakespeare Finally Gets A Mobile
Residents of the town of Scratch Ankle, West Virginia are celebrating today, as one of their own decided to finally get a mobile phone, after many years of vowing never to. Ninety-two-year-old great grandfather Archie Shakespeare was proudly show…
Read full storyQAnon Shaman Attacked By Buffalo
Capitol building rioter Jake Angeli, better known as the Q Shaman, or the twat in the hat, has been attacked by a buffalo as he made his escape from police yesterday. The 33-year-old, who suffers from small penis syndrome, was seen bare-chested, w…
Read full storyBarron Trump Placed in Foster Care
PALM SPRINGS – Fourteen-year-old Barron Trump has been placed into a foster Home by the Florida Child Protective Services. This comes after years of erratic behavior by his parents, including his soon-to-be-unemployed father. “The environment that…
Read full storyKlexit: Jurgen Klopp On His Way Out Of Liverpool
They may have won the Premier League title for the first time in 30 years last season, and are currently sitting at the top of the table this time round, but Liverpool Football Club are in a poor run of form. The Reds have claimed just 2 points ou…
Read full story“And Then They Stole The Election,” Trump Tells Giggling Children While Visiting Local Kindergarten
Balancing between playing golf and tweeting sounds like a difficult task. Still, Donald Trump keeps finding new ways of letting everyone know that Satan-worshiping communists stole the election. "I was skeptical when the President suggested visiti…
Read full storyThe Beat To Re-Release Hit Single 'Tiers Of A Clown'
As the UK braces itself against the double-pronged attack of a bleak mid-winter coupled with the deadly Coronavirus, and Prime Minister Boris Johnson introduces more instruments of control in the form of 'Tier levels', Birmingham music collective The…
Read full storyThe Entire NFL, NBA, and MLB Players Demand That President Trump Resign Immediately
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated and the Sports Bet Gazette are both reporting that, due to treasonous President Trump inciting his beloved band of low-life insurgents to attack the Capitol Building, every single player, coa…
Read full storyLatest 2021 News in Poetic Form, eases the pain, relaxes the brain, now we can all jump on the Gravy Train!
(NOT EDITED) Let's start 2021 with Andrew Marr On BBC he raised the bar BOJO lowered it once again Lies, untruths, always hiding the pain We carry on with Mr. Pence Fraud, corruption, Trump-ism, dense Biden, observes a Republican farce Si…
Read full storyRepublicans To Overturn Biden Election Instead Of Using 25th Amendment
The Republicans are getting dumber and dumber. Instead of using the 25th Amendment to remove the most incompetent and dangerous president in history, Canadian Ted Cruz and John Edwards look-alike Josh Hawley are making plans to attempt to deny Presid…
Read full storyThe List of 10 Unknown Facts About The Rolling Stones
NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) – The Rolling Stones are one of the most successful rock bands of all time. Mick Jagger and the guys have been together since 1962, an amazing 58 years! The boys from London, who are now the great-grandfathers from m…
Read full storyDelaware’s Naked Bingo Night is a Huge Success
DELAWARE PUNCH, Delaware – (Entertainment Satire) – The state of Delaware has just revealed that its brand new Naked Bingo Night has proved to be a tremendous success. State Attorney General Kathy Jennings informed the news media that when the ide…
Read full storyPresident Trump Supporters Deserting Him In Droves
The legions of supporters who stood by President Donald Trump during and after the November presidential election, and who have, in the face of all sense of reason, given him their unquestioned support since his inauguration in January 2017, seem now…
Read full storyVirus Hit Aston Villa Announce Shock Replacement Squad
As Covid-19 runs rampant throughout the UK, premiership football team Aston Villa have been hit full on, as their entire senior squad is completely out of action due to the virus. Even manager, Dean Smith, will be absent from the FA Cup clash with…
Read full storyTales From Beaver Crossing: Smuckmeister And The Duck
BILLINGSGATE POST: There’s nothing like a good duck story to start the New Year. And nobody tells a duck story better than Elmer Smuckmeister, the most famous resident of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska. He swears it happened. It was duck season in Neb…
Read full storyA Man Is Pissed Off Because His Brand New 2021 Calendar is Missing the Month of September
BRUSSEL SPROUT, Belgium – (World Satire) - Belgium's national news agency, Sproutalooza, has reported that a badger herder, Leuven Mons, became very upset after returning home from the store with a brand new 2021 calendar. Leuven’s wife, Amalasand…
Read full storyPresident Putin Invites President Trump To Move To Russia
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice is reporting that President Putin called up President Trump, and expressed how sad he was that he got his ass kicked by President-to-be-Joe Biden. Vladimir expressed that he has no idea how it feels to l…
Read full storyMan Is Becoming Terrified Of The Future
A man who regularly worries himself into a absolute frenzy about things in a completely irrational way, has recently confessed to his family and friends that he is becoming terrified of the future. Concerns over things such as his age, health, wor…
Read full storyIranian government warns America against path of violence as angry US mobs riot, storm Capitol Hill, pillage and plunder
Playing Donald Trump’s favorite song, “Three Wheels on my Wagon” on their ghetto-blasters, thousands-strong mobs of Trump supporters attacked the offices of the US government, including Capitol Hill. Senators and Congressmen were ordered to lie o…
Read full storyGetting Trump Out
Secret Service agents are wringing their hands. They are speculating in private during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and tea time, on how they will remove Donald Trump from the White House if he refuses to budge on Inauguration Day. Why is this a how…
Read full storyPresident Trump Has Had His Bum Slapped
President Donald Trump, who, on Wednesday, incited his supporters to march on Capitol Hill to regain his 'stolen presidential election', showed his sensible side today, condemning their actions, and promising a smooth handover of power on 20 January.
Read full storyMan To Reconsider The Work Of Sigmund Freud
A man who fancies himself as a bit of a philosopher, and has tried hard to read several books on the subject, has said he doesn't agree with everything he has read, and is planning his own assessment of the works of the influential Austrian philosoph…
Read full storyBald-Headed Mad-Englishman shaves his head in Germany!
(NOT EDITED) In an unprecedented show of solidarity to the EU, a Mad Dog of an Englishman, residing in Germany, decided to remove all signs of UK nationality from his body and wardrobe! Ten pairs of Union Jack printed underpants, swimming trunks a…
Read full storyA Man Teaches a Kangaroo to Shoot Three-Pointers
AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – Lorenzo Mickowitz purchased his pet kangaroo, Bouncy, when he and his ex-wife, Pearl, took a trip to Sydney, Australia, 13 years ago. According to Sports Bet Gazette, since then, Mickowitz has taught his Aussie pe…
Read full storyGoTravelBlogger.com Writer Copied Man's Story Claiming It Was By Him Or Her
A casual search around the internet to look for an image has led one man to discover that some other fuckwit is copying his stories and claiming responsibility for writing them. Moys Kenwood, 57, who recently published a story on TheSpoof.com with…
Read full storyThe Introspective Donald Trump: “I’d rather spend eternity on a desert island with Hillary"
Some people think Donald Trump is a reprehensible jerk. Others think he is a great man. It is safe to say, however, that no one thinks of Trump as being introspective. That may be changing, however, in the waning days of the Trump presidency. Sou…
Read full storyBig Purple Helmet Spotted In School
There were awkward glances aplenty and several cases of severe discomfort at a local school this morning, when an observant member of staff going about his business was eyewitness to something most people would consider totally inappropriate in an en…
Read full storyPresident Trump Addresses The Rumors That He Is Divorcing Melania So He Can Marry Sean Hannity
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a source within the White House, says that Trump is so upset and depressed that he has locked himself in the White House Bunker. Just before the president got inside t…
Read full storyGiuliani Explains “Trial By Combat”; Says He Thought of Game of Thrones’ Dragons Burning Capitol
Washington - Trump’s unhinged attorney Rudy Giuliani attempted to explain what he meant by his “Trial by Combat” reference in a fiery speech delivered to a mob of Trump supporters before they attacked the United States Capitol, pillaging the buildin…
Read full storyCalifornia Has Cancelled Valentine’s Day
SACRAMENTO – (Satire News) – Due to the tremendous increase in Trumpapalooza, mononucleosis, and tonsillitis cases, the state of California has decided that, in the best interest of everyone, Valentine’s Day has been cancelled. Governor Newsom sta…
Read full storyCapitol Hill Rioter Claims He Was Contacted Personally By President Trump
A protester who took part in last Wednesday's Capitol Hill riot, says he only became involved in the incident because he was contacted 24 hours before the event by President Donald Trump. Brian Dummkopf, a resident of Washington, claims that, at 2…
Read full storyMoney-Hungry Donald Trump Selling Pardons For $1 Million
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire New) – Financial experts are saying that President Trump left nothing unturned when it came to lying; and that goes triple for his finances. A source close to Trump’s personal accountant, Aydin F. Periwinkle, stated that…
Read full storyMissing Brexit Voting Slips Found
There was a major talking point brewing this evening, after refuse collectors in London found an undisclosed number of EU referendum voting slips dumped in fourteen black plastic dustbin liners outside the home of former prime minister, Theresa May.
Read full storyMan Almost Fainted Watching News Report About Coronavirus Vaccine Rollout
A news report regarding the delays in the COVID-19 vaccination program in the US, was almost too much for one viewer, who, unable to endure the sight of so many needles being thrust into bare human flesh, very nearly passed out. When vaccinations…
Read full storyThe Disney Channel To Start Airing Commercials For R-Rated Adult-Themed Websites
ANAHEIM, California – (Satire News) – The board of directors of The Disney Channel have informed the public that, due to their extreme financial loses, which they totally blame on President Trump, aka the Anarchist-in-Chief, they are having to make s…
Read full storyDavid Blaine’s Magic Trick Goes Horribly Wrong
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – World-famed magician and illusionist David Blaine was in Sin City performing one of his most intricate illusionist tricks ever, and was supposed to have made an entire circus tent, filled with a dozen elephants, 6 tigers,…
Read full storyJerry Jones Blames The Dallas Cowboys Loss To The New York Giants on The Weather
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys will now be watching the NFL playoffs from the comfort of their own homes. Jerry’s team got eliminated by a score of 23 to 19, and the 78-year-old is not a happy camper. He had ple…
Read full storyAfter Congress Approves Electoral College Tally Trump Pledges an "Orderly Transition" to Rule by Fascist Mobs
Washington - After Congress accepted the results of the electoral college early Thursday morning, a session punctuated by Trump inspired mobs of MAGA followers who believe he was robbed of a massive election landslide, lame duck President Donald Trum…
Read full storyDrunk Mountain Biker falls off his bike and lands a Red Bull contract!
Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Bavaria, Germany: After celebrating New Year's Eve at a swinging party in Bavaria, a mountain-biker, totally 'smashed', jumped on his bike hoping the German 'Old Bill' were too busy snuffing out illegal parties organised by yo…
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Denies She Defecated Into Bucket Then Poured Diarrhea Over Head Of Homeless Veteran - But CCTV Tells Different Story
A Homeless Gulf War Veteran's life was forever changed when a woman, who many believe was House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, though she is denying the allegations, dumped a teeming bucket of runny feces over his head outside a DC restaurant on Friday night…
Read full storyNFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.
Read full storyPresident Putin Calls Up Melania Trump and Asks Her For a Gigantic Favor
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice News Agency has informed the world new agencies, that President Putin is extremely concerned about the sad, deplorable, deteriorating mental condition of President Trump's mulch-filled brain. Putin repor…
Read full storyMan Finds Money In Street
There were scenes of joy and jubilation in one city street earlier today, when a man out for a lunchtime saunter with his friend from work found some money in the street. Ambling along, chatting to his pal about nothing in particular, Moys Kenwood…
Read full storyNancy Pelosi concedes Mr. Trump should be hanged, drawn, and quartered ASAP
Insider information indicates Ms. Pelosi has taken a further step toward curtailing Mr. Trump. Transcript of an interview with a major news outlet (not yet released) indicates Ms. Pelosi is not content to stop at impeachment. "That sounded goo…
Read full storyDonald Trump starts new social network - Fiends Reunited
A user of fake tan, and rider of helicopters, Donald Trump, has started his own Social Network, having been kicked off all of the other ones. Fiends Reunited will, in Trump's words, be the best one there is. 'Yes, I have the best of everything. Th…
Read full storyVaccine Found For Virus Not Yet Discovered
A scientist working in complete isolation has announced today, that he has developed a lifesaving vaccine for a highly-infectious deadly virus that is, as yet, unknown. Professor Brian von Smith, who isn't really a professor, and who inserted 'von…
Read full storyTrump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of their recent polls shows that Trump and 27 Trumptards are the only dumbbells in the nation who still think that the lying, orange SOB actually won. Those Trump basers are th…
Read full storyAll Hell Breaks Loose Outside Man's House
There were furrowed brows and anxious looks from behind twitching curtains in one man's neighborhood last night, after a major disturbance in the locality caused residents to wonder just what the hell was going on. The incident happened just befor…
Read full storyDonald Trump And Joe Biden In Total Agreement About Something, At Last
After several months of disagreement, hostile argument, and a distinct lack of being able to even have a cohesive and respectful discussion, President Donald Trump and President-elect Joe Biden have, at last, found common ground with each other. O…
Read full storySimple Solutions To Current Major American Problems
A few simple solutions to major American problems American Bars Shrug Off COVID-19 Orders? - If so, then a law should be passed allowing healthcare workers and hospitals to refuse service to anyone who has knowingly and willfully refused to follow…
Read full storyPeople Are Going Crazy Over Mickey D's New Food Item
CHICAGO – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation has always prided itself in striving to be the first fast food franchise to introduce a new menu item during the early part of each new year. And this year is no different. Mickey D's marketi…
Read full storyPresident Trump Has Gained 47 Pounds Since He Lost The Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, says that he is very concerned about Trump having gained 47 pounds since getting soundly defeated in the presidential election. The doctor said that Trump has a…
Read full storyFootball Pundits Argue And Almost Come To Blows On Show
There was real drama on TV this lunchtime, when two football pundits, Don Hutchison and Leroy Rosenior, started arguing and almost came to blows during a conversation they were having about whether Eric Cantona or Bruno Fernandes had been the more in…
Read full storyRare White House intestinal studies emerge on eve of Trump departure
Breaking: A newly-emerged whistle-blower has broken open peculiarities at The White House for press coverage. Until now, it was not known that a group of scientists occupy a White House attic to record and measure events occurring throughout this…
Read full storyPresident Trump Condemns Police Brutality
After Wednesday's horrific events at Capitol Hill, when members of the public found themselves trapped inside the building by renegade law enforcement officers, President Donald Trump has condemned the brutal actions of police who attended the fracas…
Read full storySpeaker Of The House Nancy Pelosi
Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi, mother of 5 and grandmother of 9, was evacuated to a secure location after Donald Trump’s mob of terrorists invaded the Capital. Once cleared, she returned to carry on with the certification of th…
Read full storyMan Could Smell Steak And Kidney Pie
A man has revealed how, when he was walking through the streets minding his own business, he suddenly became aware of the most wonderful smell of steak and kidney pudding pervading the atmosphere around him. Moys Kenwood, 57, claims he was quietly…
Read full storyMan Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog
There was controversy all over internet social media platforms last night, after a man who purports to be a dog-lover posted a picture of himself and his pet in a pose that suggested impropriety. John Ruff, 38, posted a photo of himself and his do…
Read full storyTrump Almost Conceded Election Last Week Until He Saw Melania's Interior Decorating at Mar-A-Lago
West Palm Beach, Florida - Lame duck president, Donald Trump, who spent his Christmas vacation at his private resort Mar-A-Lago in Florida, had decided, on his way from Washington D.C., to concede the U.S. election to President-elect Joe Biden, but c…
Read full storySinging 'Happy Birthday' While Washing Hands Has Strange Side Effects?
Bristol, England (A country in no way associated with the rest of Europe, for those American readers.) Scientists at Bristol Community College have discovered that singing Happy Birthday that many damn times in a single year can, indeed, lead to some…
Read full storyLocal Man Given 2 1/2 Month Notice by Employer Spends It At Golf Course, Demanding His Job Back
Washington D.C. - A Washington D.C. area man residing on Pennsylvania Ave., recently given a 2 1/2 month notice by his employer that he would be terminated on January 20th and forced to vacate his residence, has decided to spend the remaining time of…
Read full storyDemi Lovato and Miley Cyrus Seen Making Out at The La Brea Tar Pits
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – In a time when genderism is becoming harder and harder to pinpoint, many individuals are now identifying as transgender, cisgender, third gender, fluid gender, and even fender gender. Hollywood Vis-à-Vis reports that…
Read full storyAn Octogenarian Couple in France Has Sexual Intercourse While Skydiving
PARIS – (World Satire) – France’s national news agency, La Ohh La La, has just reported an amazing story. Jean, 84, and Gisele Baggier, 80, a couple who reside in Versailles, have performed a feat that has never been performed anywhere in the worl…
Read full storyTwitter Hits President Trump With a Gigantic Fine
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The man that the Twitter world knows as “The Tweet Creep” has been hit with a gigantic fine by Twitter Inc. An attorney for Twitter stated that the President had been warned, on many occasions, to refrain from posti…
Read full storyJoe Biden: A Retro Andy Gump
BILLINGSGATE POST: Daring to be different, Joe Biden defeated Donald Trump by presenting himself as a latter-day Andy Gump. Like Gump, he has an anterior mandible defect that creates the appearance of an absent chin and lower lip, along with a seve…
Read full storyBiden Names Major Amos B Hoople Secretary Of Defense
BILLINGSGATE POST: EGAD FAP! After having his first choice for Secretary of Defense, General Lloyd J Austin III, dumped for being part of the feared Industrial-Military Complex, President-Elect Joe Biden nominated his second choice, Major Amos B Ho…
Read full storyPresident Donald Trump Says "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!"
He may have less than two weeks of his time in the White House left, but President Donald J. Trump earlier today struck terror into the hearts of every right-minded person in the US, and in the wider world. Trump appeared briefly on the White Hous…
Read full storyKing Donald Trump Invites His Beloved Capitol-Stormin’ Right-Wing Anarchists to The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The lawless, terroristic Trumptards that are so bat shit stupid, they STILL think that the SOB won the election, were egged-on by the President and his dictatorial attitude. King Donald Trump sent out a text mes…
Read full storyFemale Comedian Uses The Word Pussy 217 Times in Her Stand-Up Routine
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the most popular female stand-up comedians in the country has just made it into the Guinness Book of World Records. California-born Cinderella Zephyr recently performed a 20-minute comedy routine in the fame…
Read full storyEnglish pub owner drowns in a barrel of Irish Guinness!
(NOT EDITED) With nothing better to do than polish his brass monkeys, walk the dog, play darts with the missus, play 'pocket-billiards' with himself, English pub owner, and ex-entrepreneur, Johnny Jackass (Real name, Johnny Johnson), from Rochdale, L…
Read full storyeLibido.sex Has Just Become The Nation's Number One On-Line Dating Service
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just announced that the on-line dating service, eLibido.sex, has just become the top Internet dating service in the United States. It has just surpassed eBoinking.dic, eHumpapalooza.wow, and eHooha.mm…
Read full storyBiden Proposes New Thunk Control Agency For Trumpsters
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who woulda thunk that someday your thoughts might be monitored? Faced with a divided nation of 75 million voters who prefer to eat pasta at the Olive Tree rather than the French Laundry, where elites like to gather to thwart COVID-…
Read full storyLas Vegas Cooking Show Host Reveals That President Trump Tried to Grope Her Pussy
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk revealed that Las Vegas television cooking show host, Peggy Pittalini, has divulged that the president tried to grope her pussy in the kitchen of the White House back in September of 2020. Pittalini,…
Read full storyLorry Parked Outside Man's House Is A Bloody Nuisance
We've all been there. The annoying neighbor parking his car right outside our house, our window, or right across our drive, making it extremely difficult for us to gain access to the garage. Spare a thought, then, for one man who had an even bigge…
Read full storyOscar Meyer Wienermobile Driver Arrested for Tailgating
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Philadelphia Police Department has informed the news media that they have arrested one Melvin “Weenie” Buckthorn. The arresting PPD officer stated that he observed the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile that Buckthorn was…
Read full storyBlubbering Donald Trump says he won’t attend Joe Biden’s inauguration
In a tweet to his sycophantic followers, the grizzling groucher, President Trump, has said he won’t go to the inauguration of President Elect Biden. Biden, who kicked Trump’s ass in the recent US presidential election, takes over in the White Hou…
Read full storyAlex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the sexiest celebrities in America has just revealed that her New Year’s resolution was to get a brand new tattoo on her ample ass. Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that her fiancé,…
Read full storyTrump Uses Taxpayer’s Money to Pay for His Latest Portrait
It was revealed today that the outgoing self-proclaimed greatest-ever American president, Donald Trump, has spent $2bn of US taxpayers’ money on a portrait of himself. The portrait was commissioned yesterday evening, and was completed within fifteen…
Read full storyA few deaths; what's the big deal?
Following 13 deaths after vaccination in Norway, Dr. Steiner Madsen, of The Norwegian Medicines Agency, commented: “We do not see anything alarming with these figures. All deaths are in elderly and frail people with underlying diseases.” The…
Read full story"Sons of Confederates" Demand Baseball "Yankees" Change Their Name
Richmond, VA. An SOS from Wood Blister in an exclusive to Spoof On Sports. In response to efforts by liberal Northerners to remove Confederate statues, names of Confederates from military bases, and the banning of the song "Dixie" at athletic ev…
Read full storyRepublicans Demand Second Impeachment of Bill Clinton
The Capitol, Washington, D. C. Woof Blister reporting for The Spoof. House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy today issued a call for the House to proceed with a second impeachment of former President Bill Clinton. In response, Speaker Nancy Pelos…
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