Nancy Pelosi concedes Mr. Trump should be hanged, drawn, and quartered ASAP

Funny story written by joseph k winter

Friday, 8 January 2021

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Earlier in her career Ms. Pelosi aspired to the Broadway stage before deciding to serve the public.

Insider information indicates Ms. Pelosi has taken a further step toward curtailing Mr. Trump.

Transcript of an interview with a major news outlet (not yet released) indicates Ms. Pelosi is not content to stop at impeachment.

"That sounded good yesterday," she said.

Now, additional to his inciting a riot, she says, Mr. Trump may go nuclear and who knows what else due to being “unhinged” from his election loss.

“We have seen evidence of candidate derangement previously,” she said, "and look where that led.”

“Do you mean Russia-gate? Hillary Clinton?”

Ms. Pelosi hemmed and hawed, and instead took on the question of why she used the language “concedes.”

"I had thought maybe we should up the punishment to being shot at dawn by a group of marines on the White House lawn, but then I saw Mr. Schumer's idea as superior, and conceded to it.".

"We need to return to the 13th century."

In medieval times punishment for sedition meant being drawn on a board to a place of execution, hanged, then quartered into four sections. These parts were then publicly displayed as a warning.

Next, Ms. Pelosi was asked why she had pointed to the capitol riots as evidence of Mr. Trump's seeking armed sedition to overthrow the US government in a coup.

"There were weapons here and there. Plus his mouth. Need I say more?"

This although Mr. Trump implored the rioters to be peaceful and to go home.

Indeed, some commentators say that whatever Trump's responsibility was in the first place the Democrats hold share, due to their actions in a problematic election.

Further, questioned why these capitol riots were not okay, whereas Democrats supported BLM and antifa rioting in the summer, Ms. Pelosi answered:

“Those riots in the summer occurred as a demonstration of free speech against abuses. In Mr. Trump's case there are no abuses, just pure sedition.”

“We Democrats are as pure as the driven snow on this matter.”

Asked if maybe not quite so pure--Are there not, additional to questions on the election, problems of economic inequality, plus a drastic Democratic controlled “solution” to current virus problems, she replied:

“Irrelevant.”

Further on the “quartering” aspect of Mr. Schumer's idea for eliminating the president:

Mr. Trump's head should be clad in a red MAGA hat, with tongue protruding from the right side of his mouth.

“And we will begin this exhibition in Portland, Oregon, I think,” Ms. Pelosi stated.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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