A Woman in New Jersey, Born With 2 Vaginas Offers to Sell One

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 15 January 2021

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Cleo Yorkowitz told Anderson Cooper, she's thrilled to give her extra vagina to a woman who doesn't have one.

HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors disclosed that a woman, who is employed as a Burger Bandit drive-thru window order-taker, has divulged that she was born with two vaginas.

Cleo Yorkowitz, 27, told iRumor's Ling-Chow Rangoon that she has kept the fact that she has was born with two pussies to herself.

She said that three ex-boyfriends also know about her extra female sex organ, but added that each one was sworn to secrecy.

Ms. Yorkowitz said that she was told that she could sell one of her two vaginas for about $45,000.

She was informed by a Doctor Simon Dally, a vaginal specialist from Nova Scotia, that he personally knows of one of his patients who was born without a vagina, who would gladly pay to have one of Cleo’s transplanted into her pubic region.

Since disclosing her amazingly astounding story, Cleoy has been booked to appear on “The View”, CNN’s “The Anderson Cooper Show”, and on the Discovery After Midnight's educational TV show, “Dr. Tammy Talks About Sex, Sex, and More Sex”.

Radio shock jock Howard Stern commented that RuPaul wants to know if Miss Yorkowitz has an extra pair of ovaries she could sell to her/him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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