PORT CAMEL TOE, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The Mirage News Agency of Afghanistan has declared that, by a vote of 901 to 3, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has just been voted the official 2021 pin-up girl for the Al-Qaeda Navy.
Al-Qaeda Admiral Azeem Kafeem Latifa said that Miss Taylor Greene is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen - even prettier than Ann Coulter, Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Huckabee, and Kathy Griffin.
Admiral Latifa said that Marjorie will be invited to attend the Annual Al-Qaeda Bagel Baking Festival & Camel Races, which, this year will be held in the town of Camel Shit, which is famous for having the biggest grains of sand in Afghanistan.
When Taylor Greene was told about Al-Qaeda’s decision, she blushed and said that she will definitely make arrangements to travel to Port Camel Toe, and she’ll be honored to be the parade’s Grand Marshal.
Admiral Latifa proudly said that Miss Marjorie will be staying at his 22,000-square-foot mansion, and she will share his humongous bed with him and his three wives.
