Man Says He Might Try Sniffing Glue
The Coronavirus has changed many things about modern life, and it's also radically changed the way some of us think. A case in point is one man who has worried about COVID-19 and its frightening implications so much and so often, that he has arri…
Read full storyBarron Trump Placed in Foster Care
PALM SPRINGS – Fourteen-year-old Barron Trump has been placed into a foster Home by the Florida Child Protective Services. This comes after years of erratic behavior by his parents, including his soon-to-be-unemployed father. “The environment that…
Read full storyPresident Putin Calls Up Melania Trump and Asks Her For a Gigantic Favor
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice News Agency has informed the world new agencies, that President Putin is extremely concerned about the sad, deplorable, deteriorating mental condition of President Trump's mulch-filled brain. Putin repor…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is A Time Bomb
Donald Trump should be out of the White House right now. If a burglar were to break into someone’s house, he would not be allowed to move in, have tea, watch television and leave whenever he decided. Encouraging a mob to break into the house…
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Says That One of Trump’s SOB Anarchists Stole Her Birth Control Pills
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency is reporting that Nancy Pelosi is fit to be tied, as she stated that the asshole, redneck, piece-of-shit Anarchist, who broke into her Capitol building office stole her bottle of birth control pills…
Read full storyPresident Trump Condemns Police Brutality
After Wednesday's horrific events at Capitol Hill, when members of the public found themselves trapped inside the building by renegade law enforcement officers, President Donald Trump has condemned the brutal actions of police who attended the fracas…
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