Pfizer denies Covid-19 vaccine has Viagra content!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 11 January 2021

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Pfizer are contemplating producing a 'double whammy' vaccine that 'raises the dead' and kills Covid-19 in one

After several reports of weird 'side effects' being noted by doctors observing lucky first vaccinated patients, they decided to contact the producers, pharmaceutical giants Pfizer, to ask why ageing males have suddenly been fondling young female nurses non-saggy bums!

It seems as though ageing 'batteries' below have been recharged, and suddenly the unemployed thing dangling below, which became redundant years ago, has become electrified!

Pfizer, makers of Viagra, deny putting any content of their saviour of 'male-pride' in the Covid-19 vaccine. Although they did admit, "we rushed the first batches, and maybe our production lines could have got muddled up during the mixing phase!"

One UK patient, 98-year-old, Fred Frump, from Warrington, who has used his 'thing' for the last 30 years solely to answer the 'call of nature' after downing 5 pints of best British Bitter (enough to make anybody pee!) was delighted after his nurse bent over the bed, and he 'rapidly stiffly reacted!' He decided to gently stroke her tasty firm rump!

She didn't mind because she thought it was a horny student doctor standing behind her measuring Fred's over-heating temperature, and she fancied him anyway! This happened with several over 90's male patients, and now doctors have become suspicious that the first vaccines have contents of another 'life saving medicine', Viagra!

Pfizer are willing to take the first doses back and replace them with 'non-contaminated' batches to test if there is a valid argument. However, over 85-year-old male protestors in UK nursery homes are blocking exits with their wheelchairs demanding the Covid-19 vaccines stay put!!

As for over 85-year-old female nursery home patients, they hope Pfizer can produce a batch with 'contaminated female Viagra' because a bit of 'slap and tickle' during lockdown could alleviate their boredom!

More as we fondle 'It'!

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