Female Comedian Uses The Word Pussy 217 Times in Her Stand-Up Routine

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 3 January 2021

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Cinderella Zephyr after learning that she will be entering into the Guinness Book of World Records.

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the most popular female stand-up comedians in the country has just made it into the Guinness Book of World Records.

California-born Cinderella Zephyr recently performed a 20-minute comedy routine in the famed Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in West Holly, and uttered the word pussy a total of 217 times.

Cinderella beat the old pussy spewing record of 43, which was set six years ago by Paris Hilton.

Zephyr’s comedy usually consists of topics focusing on the world of entertainment, but in her record-breaking performance she focused a lot on the outgoing president, none other than the Nazi-in-Chief, Donald Johnny Trump.

The Sausalito-native told the crowd of 200 patrons that she hates Trump so much, that she actually voted for Joe Biden 62 times.

She also pointed out that Trump will forever be known as the president with the tiniest pecker, according to someone who knows a thing or 29 about peckers, Stormy Daniels.

Cinderella Zephyr is also noted for knowing more pussy knock-knock jokes than any other comedian, with the one possible exception of Bob "Potty Mouth" Saget.

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