People Are Going Crazy Over Mickey D's New Food Item

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 5 January 2021

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The Lake Charles Bayou Babbler has just named the McShrimp Tacos the best tacos in the entire state of Louisiana.

CHICAGO – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation has always prided itself in striving to be the first fast food franchise to introduce a new menu item during the early part of each new year.

And this year is no different. Mickey D's marketing executive, Siggy F. Lippz, has just informed the culinary media that people are going crazy over Mickey D's latest food item; the McShrimp Tacos.

They're made only from the freshest, sweetest, and most beautiful-looking shrimps found anywhere in the Atlantic Ocean.

The tortillas are made using ground Aztecan-style yellow corn that found deep in the jungles of the Mexican state of Yucatan.

The meat comes from the tastiest, fattest, most good-natured cattle found on San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich's 29,700-acre cattle ranch, "El Rancho Dribble".

The new McShrimp Tacos were test marketed at a senior citizens home in downtown San Antonio.

Caretakers reported that they were so good, that three of the home's octegenarians actually came to blows fighting over them.

None of the three elderly females were seriously injured during the out-of-control fracas, but Mildred Vix, 87, lost her dentures and received a slight bruise to her left ovary.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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